no one has any idea who the new American Idol judges are

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite Us magazine saying Nicki Minaj is all set to be a judge on ‘American Idol’, apparently it’s not all set, nothing is all set, and no one even knows how many judges there will be, much less who... READ MORE

Tony Scotts family says he did not have brain cancer

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The only good news yesterday about the suicide of director Tony Scott was the report that he had inoperable brain cancer, so instead of withering away in agony, he at least went out on his own terms, and he... READ MORE

Lindsay is stealing jewelry again

August 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan slept at a house in the Hollywood Hills after a night of partying Sunday, and (SURPRISE!), when everyone woke up on Monday, the owner realized a bunch of jewelry had been stolen. Lindsay Lohan brought 2 men... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

KID ROCK – gave a house to a soldier who lost his leg in Afghanistan. In a related story, Lindsay Lohan gave hepatitis to a guy with heroin from Afghanistan. (radar) WAYNE BRADY – has apologized for a joke... READ MORE

Amanda Seyfried makes working out fun

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You might think that pictures of Amanda Seyfried leaving the gym with no bra and her hair in braids wouldn’t be sexy, but you’d be wrong. Really wrong. In fact you’d be a complete fucking idiot. Seriously, I hate... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj is the second new American Idol judge

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Though it was just reported 12 days ago that ‘American Idol’ producers wanted Sean Combs to replace Steven Tyler and join Mariah Carey as a judge next season, two sources now tell that Nicki Minaj is all but... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is box office gold

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wait a second Hollywood; are you telling me that if I buy a ticket to ‘We’re the Millers’, starring Jennifer Aniston, I’ll get to hear her read jokes with the robotic delivery of a GPS unit AND see the... READ MORE

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married! Maybe!

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico on Saturday, visiting Justin Timberlake who is there filming the idiotically titled ‘Runner, Runner’ with Ben Affleck, but Janet Charlton says they flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that same day and secretly got... READ MORE

Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

August 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott (‘Crimson Tide’, ‘True Romance’, ‘The Last Boy Scout’, ‘Days of Thunder’ and ‘Top Gun’ among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa is a reader

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa put on another slutty bikini and went to Miami beach yesterday with her boyfriend and his unsettling shorts, and then after she was all wet she took out a copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’. This would... READ MORE