as always, nothing is ever Lindsay Lohans fault

December 1, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you’re a god-like 6’5″ with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman is spooky

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills should probably let their guests know Nicole Kidman is staying there. I’m not brave, and she’s zombie white, so if I saw her walking the halls at night I would seriously freak... READ MORE

Anne Vyalitsyna is photogenic

November 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The best picture here of Anne Vyalitsyna (the Russian Sports Illustrated and Victorias Secret model who dated Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine for two years before breaking up with him through a press release) is probably this one, where... READ MORE

lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men: First... READ MORE

Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

November 28, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot.... READ MORE

Brad Pitt has been giving away lots of money again

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt was in England last week doing re-shoots for ‘World War Z’ when a collection was taken for the Southampton General Hospital’s neonatal unit. So Pitt took out his wallet and gave them everything he had, which was... READ MORE

Joseph Gordon Levitt is our new Batman (probabaly)

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hit-Fix says that not only does Warner Bros. want Joseph Gordon Levitt to become the new Batman in the ‘Justice League’ movie set for 2015, and a new series of Batman movies after that, but the studio is acting... READ MORE

Halle Berrys fiance beat the hell out of her ex

November 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Gabriel Aubry is a handsome model, or art least he was before bringing his daughter to her moms house 5 days ago on Thanksgiving (her mom being Halle Berry). At that point, Halles fiancé, French actor Oliver Martinez, gave... READ MORE

the ‘Two and a Half Men’ kid says not to watch ‘Two and a Half Men’

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angus Jones, the little kid from ‘Two and a Half Men’, tells something called Voice of Prophecy that the only half man we should have in our lives is our lord and savior Jesus Christ (that works better if... READ MORE

no one watched Lindsays Elizabeth Taylor movie

November 27, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just as everyone predicted, Lindsay Lohan was a treacherous drunken mess during the filming of ‘Liz and Dick’, the movie about Elizabeth Taylor that premiered on Lifetime last night, but the producers had to think it was worth it... READ MORE