Katherine Jenkins is back, still awesome

February 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Jenkins has been on here before, but if you don’t know she’s a British opera singer. Who looks like this in a bikini. This is her yesterday at a hotel pool in Miami. Just imagine how pretty she... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

February 8, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

Mindy McCready was put in a psyche ward today

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A judge has ordered Mindy McCready locked up for “mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation”, and, wait, holy fuck, Mindy McCready HASN’T been locked up all this time for mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluations? Ohh, gee, gosh, I wonder what the results... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian looks different somehow

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian took a well deserved break from shopping in front of the paparazzi to go shopping in front of the paparazzi yesterday. She lives her life with such a noble simplicity and sedate grandeur, I bet Keats wishes... READ MORE

And here we are…

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So. Hey. It’s me. Brendon. How are you today? READ MORE

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string... READ MORE

Why Didn’t This Work For Jessica Simpson?

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oh, that’s right, swallowing. Maybe Danish fashion model – and newest Carl’s Jr. chick – Nina Agdal up there could help Jessica out. If she’s smart, she won’t mention that thing about being Danish unless she’s ready for Eric... READ MORE

Kelly Brook In A Bikini Answers All Of Your Questions

February 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares? Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally,... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence’s dress did not rip at the SAG Awards

January 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite what many people wanted to believe, Jennifer Lawrence’s dress did not rip and almost fall down last night at the SAG Awards as she went on stage to accept the award for Best Female Actor In A Film.... READ MORE