BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton is an idiot

January 5, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The bad news is that Us quotes Paris Hilton as saying: “I’ve earned $1.3 billion since 2005.” The good news is that’s not even remotely true. “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are... READ MORE

Lauren Sanchez looks fantastic in a bikini

January 5, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Latin girls all look 35, no matter if they’re 35 or 45 or 15. They all have big tits and long shiny hair and too much makeup and it’s awesome. Like ‘Good Day LA’ anchor Lauren Sanchez, who spent... READ MORE

Billy Baldwin has to fly coach

January 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m mean spirited and petty, so I squealed with delight to see Billy Baldwin flying coach on an Alaska Airlines flight to Idaho. It makes me feel better about myself when a famous person can’t afford to fly first... READ MORE

Nick Cannon is in the hospital

January 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey went on her twitter page this morning and posted a picture of her and her husband Nick Cannon in a hospital bed in Aspen as he recovers from a mild kidney failure. She explained more over on... READ MORE

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged! Maybe!

January 5, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake started dating in May of 2007. Three months after that, the rumors that he was cheating on her began, and they – basically – never – stopped for the four years that they dated.... READ MORE


January 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Sinead O’Connor got married to drug counselor Barry Herridge last month in Vegas, things got off to a rocky start. Because she immediately took him to the hood to buy drugs. Suffice to say they separated 18 days... READ MORE

Salma Hayek is getting a knighthood

January 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood. Hayek will receive a formal induction, which involves a Presidential medal pinning. Her... READ MORE

Kyra Sedgewick is oddly hot

January 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kyra Sedgewick spent the holidays in Hawaii with her husband Kevin Bacon, and she looked kinda hot until I realized she was Kyra Sedgewick. I guess because from the back she looks way better than I ever thought Kyra... READ MORE

Arnold is wearing his wedding ring again

January 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn’t been seen wearing his wedding ring for several months, but INF reveals that he was wearing it again over the holidays while on vacation with his kids in Sun Valley, Idaho. And that he and Maria... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde really is maybe dating Jason Sudeikis

January 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A few weeks ago, Us magazine said that Olivia Wilde had maybe started dating Jason Sudeikis, but now they’re officially maybe dating after getting some coffee together in New York on new years day. Maybe next time they can... READ MORE