There are two possible reasons for why Audrina Patridge is doing the hula hoop in a bikini on the beach. One, she is pretty dumb. That’s not really so much a reason as it is an explanation for an... READ MORE

Octomom is facing jail time for committing welfare fraud. She’s been on the dole to support herself and her fourteen fucking kids (which is a doubly inappropriate curse as she never actually fucked to get the kids), but thanks... READ MORE

If I had to rank the lasting horrible legacies of former NFL star and current prison queen OJ Simpson, they would go: 3) Kato Kaelin, 2) Reason that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are famous and wealthy, and 1)... READ MORE

So, not only does Elmo dig underaged boys he also smokes meth? Looks that way. You may recall that Kevin Clash, the voice and puppeteer of everyone’s favorite red sock, quit Sesame Street after several young men came forward... READ MORE

Seth MacFarlane has built a ridiculously successful TV empire ever since FOX told him to do whatever the hell he wants with Family Guy and American Dad, so it’s only natural that he’s been able to parlay that into... READ MORE

Ashley Benson has confirmed her split from year-long boyfriend, Ryan Good. It’s always good news when a hot girl becomes single. But it’s great news when Ryan Good loses something valuable. You probably don’t even know who this dude... READ MORE

Ever since she realized that people no longer had any interest in the things coming out of her vagina, AVN Award-winner Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, has been doing whatever it takes to keep money in her bank account. This... READ MORE

Heidi Klum doesn’t eat bacon. Or burgers. Or drink Jim Beam. But she’s been going around saying she does which still totally qualifies her to serve as blonde pimp for the new bacon-packed Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger.... READ MORE

Jessica Sutta is the chick from the Pussycat Dolls nobody remembers as much as Nicole Scherzinger. It’s probably because she’s not as hot or tall or famous as Nicole. Being shorter and less hot and less famous than your... READ MORE

Pioneering pornstar Harry Reems died today at the age of 65. Reems was best known for his turn as Dr. Young in the 1972 classic porn film Deep Throat. In case you haven’t seen this masterpiece, Linda Lovelace plays... READ MORE