The truly astonishing thing about Lindsay Lohan is that she keeps getting dumber as the years go by. No matter what bad decision she made last time, she’ll fuck up in an even more amazing way next time. Case... READ MORE

Taylor Swift doesn’t only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the... READ MORE

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she’s gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in... READ MORE

Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t have time for their nonsense. If you... READ MORE

A few months ago, Lady Gaga announced that she was bulimic and anorexic, so, great news everyone, because it looks like she’s conquered that. Assuming the thing she wanted to get ripped was the seat of her pants when... READ MORE

We’re finally done with the server migration stuff, meaning that, after a very long time, the site will actually be back at full speed on Monday. I know the site has kinda sucked lately, a lot of that is... READ MORE

This should have been obvious based on nothing but the awful, frumpy bikinis she always wears, but Taylor Swift is a boring prude. Seriously. Just look at that god damn picture. What’s drier, the sand or her vagina? That... READ MORE

Britney Spears will take the $15 million she made this year as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ and walk, choosing not to return for a second season (though she was likely to be fired anyway). Sources says she... READ MORE

In the past I’ve mocked famous Hollywood photographer Terry Richardson, and rightfully so because he’s a weirdo and all he ever does is have girls stand in front of a blank wall. But in these new copies of his... READ MORE

Driven to a life of crime after suffering the hardships of fortune and success, Lindsay Lohan stole a bracelet that Elizabeth Taylor gave to a nurse that cared for her for many years, and who then made the mistake... READ MORE