Lindsay Lohan spent last night at Catch, a sushi restaurant in the West Village owned by ‘Top Chef’ season-three winner Hung Huynh, and by shocking coincidence it also has a popular bar, where Lindsay stayed until 3:15am. That might... READ MORE

The first trailer for ‘Iron Man 3′ was released this morning, but there’s no AC/DC or Black Sabbath to party too this time, because things are now looking bleak for Tony Stark for some reason. I however am thrilled,... READ MORE

As you probably know by now, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, and Justin Timberlake is a little douche. Us.com has updates on both. At one point, the... READ MORE

Remember this episode of ‘the Simpsons’ where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it’s wrong so Homer tells her it’s like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream... READ MORE

Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Seven Psychopaths’) spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. Not only is she... READ MORE

On Friday, Michael Lohan showed up with Lindsay Lohans “entire team” (which would normally mean her manager, agent, etc. God only knows what it means when dealing with Lohans) for an intervention because Lindsay is getting drunk and high... READ MORE

Her fiancé was in the NFL for 6 years, so it’s too bad Jessica Simpson didn’t give birth to a son because that kid would already have a football scholarship by now. Her legs are so muscular it’s insane.... READ MORE

People don’t just stop being dimwitted cunts overnight, so naturally, Lindsay Lohan is still completely irresponsible and unreliable, even though it’s almost impossible to find even a single producer who will trust her with an acting job at this... READ MORE

Ever since the first shirt was created back in pirate times, they’ve all had one fatal flaw: when a girl puts one on, it prevents me from seeing her tits. And while we all talk about this problem, Joanna... READ MORE

Everyone thinks Tom Hanks is soooo great and likable, but he showed his true colors on Good Morning America today. After being prompted to do the voice of one of the many characters he plays in ‘Cloud Atlas’ (probably... READ MORE