this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 2:50 PM


I’m not even gonna google how old Ireland Baldwin is now because I doubt I want the answer, but the daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin flew in to New Orleans last night, and if my daughter looked like this I’d probably be on edge all the time just like Alec.

Obviously every parent wants an attractive child, and if it’s a girl they want her to be pretty but Jesus Christ let’s not get carried away. Not THIS hot. A solid 8 that’s funny would be fine. Not some skinny blonde that literally hundreds of dudes will try to drug and rape. And that’s just while she’s in the New Orleans airport.

(image source = pacific coast)

or maybe Alec Baldwin didnt call anyone a “coon” after all

By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 5:41 PM


Gothamist says today that, despite yesterdays damning New York Post story that claimed to have witnesses, audio, and video evidence of Alec Baldwin threatening a female reporter and calling a black photographer a “coon” among other things, the Post has yet to produce any of this evidence and a source who has heard the Baldwin audio says “there is NO mention of a racial slur on the tape.”

The Post has yet to produce the audio they claim proves Baldwin slung the racial slurs, and yesterday, when we spoke to Baldwin again, he told us, “I am fascinated that the Post seems to have cameras everywhere… and handheld still cameras that have a video capacity—most paparazzi I know can shoot both with the same camera. And here we have a young woman there with a microphone and a camera, and they seem to have the capacity to record everything, and they can’t seem to produce an example of me saying a racial epithet.”

So, either the Post is lying to a shocking degree (would not be the first time, btw), or the person who heard the audio and said “there is NO mention of a racial slur on the tape” was Quentin Tarantino. “I mean, Baldwin did say ‘n****r’ a few dozen times, but I didn’t pick up on any racial inferences.”

(image source of alec getting coffee today – inf)

Alec Baldwin threatened to kill a woman; called a black paparazzi a “coon, drug dealer”

By brendon February 18, 2013 @ 12:27 PM


Alec Baldwin grabbed a female NY Post reporter by her arm, reportedly said, “I want to choke you to death”, then called a black photographer a “coon”, a “crackhead” and “a drug dealer” (though to be fair about that last part, many people in this economy do work more than one job).

Baldwin was asked for comment on a lawsuit against his wife, Hilaria, involving her work as a yoga instructor.
(He) grabbed the reporter, Tara Palmeri, by her arm and told her, “I want you to choke to death,” Palmeri told police, for whom she played an audiotape of the conversation.
He then called G.N. Miller — a decorated retired detective with the NYPD’s Organized Crime Control Bureau and a staff photographer for The Post — a “coon, a drug dealer.’’
At one point, Miller showed Baldwin ID to prove he’s a retired NYPD cop, which Baldwin dismissed as “fake.”
Cops were called, and Miller, 56, and Baldwin, 54, both filed harassment claims against each other.

Of course this all comes from the Post, this is their version of events, so take away the independent witnesses, and the audio and video evidence of him doing these things, and it’s really just their word against his.

(image source of baldwin and his piece of ass wife hilaria the last time he did something similar back in june = inf)

one of these is Alec Baldwins teen daughter, the other his wife

By brendon July 02, 2012 @ 4:28 PM


Alec Baldwin got married on Saturday to one of the girls with him in these pictures, hopefully the brunette in the middle (28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas) because the super tall blond is his 16-year-old daughter from his marriage to Kim Bassinger, Ireland Baldwin.

Ireland joined Alec and his new wife for lunch in New York yesterday, and that thoughtless little pig didn’t even bother to do her hair or put on a nice outfit. She should probably skip any new voice mails from dad for the next few days.

(image source = splash)

Alec Baldwin and his rainbow dog yelled at a photographer

By brendon June 29, 2012 @ 1:48 PM


It’s hard to look tough with a stuffed rainbow dog (bear?) under your arm, but Alec Baldwin tried it anyway in New York today during another confrontation with the paparazzi (video here). You can’t buy this kind of publicity, David Letterman.

(Baldwin) approached one of the photogs who was hanging out in front of his apartment building and lashed out, “I want you to shut the f**k up … leave my neighbor alone … get outta here.”
A source connected with Alec Baldwin tells TMZ … the photog had confrontations with other residents in the building before the incident with Alec.
The source also says … when one resident asked the photog to stop “harassing everyone,” the photog told the person, “f**k you.”

There’s no way to know who to blame in a situation like this, until you see the photographer. I blame him. You can just tell he’s a mouthy little douche who instigated this whole thing and probably deserved to get punched. The people who say “violence never solves anything” don’t know this guy, because if they did they would solve him right in the face with a bat.

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Alec Baldwin is handling things with his typical subtlety

By brendon June 20, 2012 @ 3:06 PM


One day after punching a paparazzi in the face, Alec Baldwin put a sheet over his head and walked around he streets if New York today. Because what better way to fly under the radar of the press than by making a complete spectacle of yourself. Nothing to see here guys, might as well just move on.

(image source = splash news)