Alec Baldwin is marrying his yoga instructor

Eight months ago there was a report that Alec Baldwin (who is 54) was planning to propose to his girlfriend Hilaria Thomas (who is 28), and now it's finally happened, and she was even seen earlier today in New York with her engagement ring. Surprisingly, it's huge.... read more

Billy Baldwin has to fly coach

I'm mean spirited and petty, so I squealed with delight to see Billy Baldwin flying coach on an Alaska Airlines flight to Idaho. It makes me feel better about myself when a famous person can't afford to fly first class. I bet Gwyneth Paltrow would be surprised to see... read more

Alec Baldwin was kicked off a plane

The reason you're not allowed to use electronic devices on a plane during take off and landing isn't because planes aren't iPad proof, but because that's when most accidents happen, and you may need to quickly focus on emergency instructions. If the air bag drops down,... read more

Alec Baldwin fells bad for Joe Paterno

If you were wondering if anyone could look like more of an asshole than Ashton Kutcher on twitter in regards to Joe Paterno, the short answer is yes. The somewhat longer answer is yes and it's Alec Baldwin, who retweeted something earlier today with a #freepaterno... read more

One Million Moms hate Alec Baldwins balls

A few weeks ago, Ben and Jerrys announced a new limited edition ice cream called 'Schweddy Balls" (described as, "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls"), which of course takes it's name from the famous SNL... read more

Alec Baldwin has finally found love

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas must be Hollywoods most unlikely couple. He's 53 after all, so you would think he wouldn't be interested in a 27 year old yoga instructor. What could they have in common? What would they talk about? But he's overlooked all that and recent... read more

Friday headlines, with Dianna Agrons pink hair

COLDPLAY - announced today that their next record is called 'Mylo Xyloto'. Which I believe is Latin for "Homo Music". (coldplay.com) ALEC BALDWIN - will host SNL for the 16th time during the season premiere on September 24th. Radiohead will be the musical guest. SNL has... read more

Alec Baldwin wants to be mayor of New York City

Alec Baldwin has been interested in politics for a long time, and today both the Hollywood Reporter and the Daily say the current political climate has him seriously considering a run for office, and what better place to get his feet wet than as mayor of the fourth... read more

Alec Baldwin might replace Keith Olberman on MSNBC

Keith Olberman is a prissy little dandy who divided his time on MSNBC between self indulgent temper tantrums and sniveling at the boot of those in power, and it was in this spirit that he left his cushy job on Friday, a job that was paying him 7 million dollars a year in... read more

the oscars were almost enjoyable

Steve Martin actually did a good job when he hosted the Oscars in 2001 and 2003, and although Alec Baldwin is a dirty god damn hippie, he's a tremendous actor and entertaining guy. So together they should be fine when they co-host the Academy Awards on March 7th. But the... read more

friday morning headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - has no plans to adopt another child while in Haiti this week. They should get her drunk. Girls tend to be much more receptive to new ideas once they're good and drunk. (cnn) INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - is closing the gap on 'Hurt Locker' and 'Avatar' and is... read more

ireland baldwin has gotten her revenge

America first met Alec Baldwins daughter Ireland (who is 13 in these pictures from last year, btw) in 2008 when he left a message on her phone calling her a "rude, thoughtless little pig", among other things. And since women are black-hearted monsters, she's probably... read more