Alec Baldwin Bullied Off Twitter After Victim Blaming

You’re behind the times if you believe women should be held accountable when trading sexual favors for career opportunities. When you mix Weinsten currently being rape culture’s poster child with celebrities who can’t keep quiet someone is bound to get kicked off or quit... read more

Alec Baldwin Worries He's Normalizing Trump

If you're listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast, that probably says something not super complimentary about your life. If you tuned in to hear Baldwin chat up Bernie Sanders, consider going 20x on your anxiety scrips and say goodbye to your pet cats. read more

Baldwin and Brunetti Ramp Up King of Loserville Fight

Among the adult advice cliches to take away from your childhood is the notion of picking your battles. The guys who listened get into fewer bar fights and learn to ignore their wives mundane criticisms for the sake of a more peaceful marriage. The guys with an inability... read more

Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970's daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive more game shows for network syndication.... read more

Alec Baldwin Deserves This

Having self-absorbed drinking angrily divorced famous parents likely sucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin's strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Soaks in the After Birth

Hilaria Baldwin posted a photo of herself in bra and panties moments after dropping Alec Baldwin's second half-Spanish half-bourbon baby onto the organic flax woven doula mat. I've seen addicted moms dig for the booze or recreational drugs not long after pushing the... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

Alec Baldwin's pretend Spanish daughter wife is kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She's not aloof enough not to know exactly what we're all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix it for you. Such would make her stupid. I... read more

Alec Baldwin Sticks It to Authority

You don't jack around Alec Baldwin and not expect some kind of response. It's like poking Godzilla in the ass with a Bikini Atoll survivor. When the long arm of the fascist state arrested Alec for riding his bike the wrong way on Fifth Avenue, they didn't stop a man,... read more

Alec Baldwin Calmly Explains Schwinn-Gate

The difference between the asshole and the narcissist is about 140 characters. So it goes that Alec Baldwin took to Twitter to explain what really happened during his arrest yesterday for wrong-way biking and being a man-bitch to the cops. I asked both police officers... read more

Alec Baldwin Is Being Mistreated Again

I laugh from the belly when somebody who adores lots of little bullshit laws gets busted for something trivial and pisses and moans like a martyr. It's even more amusing when that certain whiny bitch is angry Alec Baldwin on a Schwinn. That drunk fucker was riding his... read more

Alec Baldwin Is a Quitter

I can't help but feel we had many more liquor fueled rants and fist-fights and 'faggot' slurs from the steely-eyed old fellow. But, no, Alec Baldwin declared he's quitting. Nobody's clear yet on what Alec is quitting exactly, but in a new heavily publicized magazine... read more

MSNBC Fires Alec Baldwin for Being a Dick

In a move nobody cares about by a network that nobody watches, noted gay rights activist and homophobe Alec Baldwin has lost his late night talk show, Up Late. Alec Baldwin apologists are quick to point out that the firing is not directly related Baldwin's 'fag' slurs in... read more