Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970's daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive more game shows for network syndication.... read more

Alec Baldwin Deserves This

Having self-absorbeddrinking angrily divorced famous parents likelysucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin's strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Soaks in the After Birth

Hilaria Baldwin posted a photo of herself in bra and panties moments after dropping Alec Baldwin's second half-Spanish half-bourbon baby onto the organic flax woven doula mat. I've seen addicted moms dig for the booze or recreational drugs not long after pushing the... read more

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Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

Alec Baldwin's pretend Spanish daughter wifeis kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She's not aloof enough not to know exactly what we're all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix it for you. Suchwould make her stupid. I... read more

Alec Baldwin Sticks It to Authority

You don't jack around Alec Baldwin and not expect some kind of response. It's like poking Godzilla in the ass with a Bikini Atoll survivor. When the long arm of the fascist state arrested Alec for riding his bike the wrong way on Fifth Avenue, they didn't stop a man,... read more

Alec Baldwin Calmly Explains Schwinn-Gate

The difference between the asshole and the narcissist is about 140 characters. So it goes that Alec Baldwin took to Twitter to explain what really happened during his arrest yesterday for wrong-way biking and being a man-bitch to the cops. I asked both police officers... read more

Alec Baldwin Is Being Mistreated Again

I laugh from the belly when somebody who adores lots of little bullshit laws gets busted for something trivial and pisses and moans like a martyr. It's even more amusing when that certain whiny bitch is angry Alec Baldwin on a Schwinn. That drunk fucker was riding his... read more

Alec Baldwin Is a Quitter

I can't help but feel we had many more liquor fueled rants and fist-fights and 'faggot' slurs from the steely-eyed old fellow. But, no, Alec Baldwin declared he's quitting. Nobody's clear yet on what Alec is quitting exactly, but in a new heavily publicized magazine... read more

MSNBC Fires Alec Baldwin for Being a Dick

In a move nobody cares about by a network that nobody watches, noted gay rights activist and homophobe Alec Baldwin has lost his late night talk show, Up Late. Alec Baldwin apologists are quick to point out that the firing is not directly related Baldwin's 'fag' slurs in... read more

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Ireland Baldwin's Daddy Is Not Homophobic, Okay?

Ireland Baldwin is the rare Hollywood double threat these days, in that she's becoming more and more famous not only because she's the daughter of famous people, but also because she posts a lot of pictures of herself in bikinis to Instagram. But now that she's 18, she's... read more

Alec Baldwin Trots Out Gay Hairdresser to Prove He's Not a Homophobe

With the gay tide turning against him, Alec Baldwin quickly rushed to his gay hairdresser for an impromptu bona fide on being anything but a homophobe. Of all the hairdressers in the world, Alec Baldwin chooses the rare gay hairdresser because he doesn't see color or... read more

Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word 'Cocksucker' From His Vocabulary

There's no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that cocksucker can be seen as an anti-homosexual... read more