Alec Baldwin Ass Rapes Paparazzo So He’ll Never Forget

August 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin and his fucked up Irish temper struck again when he allegedly attacked a photographer on the streets of New York. And, by ‘allegedly’ I mean he pinned the paparazzo against a car. Supposedly, the pap was taking... READ MORE

Hilaria Thomas Has Five Days to Give Birth or Watch Her Boobs Explode

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was staring so hard at the pregnant swollen boobs of Hilaria Thomas that I barely noticed old Russell Crowe kissing her on the head in the park as he fingered her toy poodle’s ass. Odd, but it’s Manhattan.... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin In A Bikini On A Boat With Her Family

July 19, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not usually one for checking out family vacation photos of attractive teen girls, although that would be one amazing fucking Tumblr site. But I guess Ireland Baldwin wants us all to see her in her bikini because she... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Thinks He’s A Journalist Now

July 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

America’s paunchy drunk uncle Alec Baldwin wants to travel to Russia to interview Edward Snowden for his podcast. Baldwin has a podcast on WNYC and I guess that qualifies him to get the interview every journalist in the world... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Threatens To Quit a Bunch of Shit

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin is threatening to not only quit Twitter but acting too. In an interview in Vanity FairĀ he talks about how it’s Twitter’s fault that he keeps saying stupid shit. He said of social media in general that, “It’s... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Apologized To His Gay Friends

July 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After last week’s latest Twitter meltdown by Alec Baldwin, in which he called Daily Mail reporter George Stark a “toxic little queen” and threatened to shove his foot up his ass, it was only a matter of time before... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his “Alec Baldwin Foundation”... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin in a Heated Argument With Pregnant Wife

May 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Well, that’s if you believe Radar Online. Here’s what I do notice looks sinister. Alec is raising his cell phone to a pregnant woman. He’s likely trying to irradiate his future baby with the electromagnetic pulse weapon that once... READ MORE

this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky

February 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not even gonna google how old Ireland Baldwin is now because I doubt I want the answer, but the daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin flew in to New Orleans last night, and if my daughter looked... READ MORE

or maybe Alec Baldwin didnt call anyone a “coon” after all

February 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Gothamist says today that, despite yesterdays damning New York Post story that claimed to have witnesses, audio, and video evidence of Alec Baldwin threatening a female reporter and calling a black photographer a “coon” among other things, the Post... READ MORE