Clintons Amazing Speakers

The Clintons are some fucking public speakers. Their haul puts Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber to shame on ticket take. read more

Cue Roger Clinton

Losers always have a habit of fucking up at the worst possible time. In reality they're just constantly fucking up but sometimes you notice more. Hence Bill Clinton's bastard brother got himself a DUI in LA two days before the California primary. Hillary has most... read more

Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen years ago. The latest tale of New Jack... read more

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Prince Andrew, Clinton, Dershowitz, Somebody Shnozzed This Underaged Girl

I don't get squeamish very often. Cockroaches crawling out of cadavers' eye sockets, movies where Jody Foster is supposed to be alluring. That kind of stuff still makes me shudder. So do stories about rich old white men banging underaged girls at sex parties. Maybe it's... read more

Bill Clinton Still Likes to Bone

A new book being released about the Clintons claimsBill has a new mistress. I guess she's replaced the former mistresses who in turn replaced the interns Bill would ream in the Lincoln Bedroom while Linda Bloodworth-Thomason fingered her pudgy crotch in the corner.... read more

Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

Here's an interesting conundrum. If you're a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you're not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of... read more

Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it's not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie's swollen mammaries... read more

IS HILLARY TOO SEXY?

If anyone gives a shit what I think about politics they're probably too stupid to read anyway, and in fact they're more than likely wacking the toaster right now wondering why it won't go online, so I'm not gonna go into it, but this picture of Hillary Clinton is getting... read more