Cue Roger Clinton

Losers always have a habit of fucking up at the worst possible time. In reality they're just constantly fucking up but sometimes you notice more. Hence Bill Clinton's bastard brother got himself a DUI in LA two days before the California primary. Hillary has most certainly looked into having his Dr Skipper poisoned but decided it's not worth the risk. Syria, definitely.read more

Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen years ago. The latest tale of New Jack Clinton involves the former President refusing to speak at the charity that supports victims of that Indian Ocean earthquake tsunami in 2004 unless...read more

Prince Andrew, Clinton, Dershowitz, Somebody Shnozzed This Underaged Girl

I don't get squeamish very often. Cockroaches crawling out of cadavers' eye sockets, movies where Jody Foster is supposed to be alluring. That kind of stuff still makes me shudder. So do stories about rich old white men banging underaged girls at sex parties. Maybe it's because I intend to be a rich old white man some day and I hate the negative labeling. Or because I could foresee having a daughter and wanting to...read more

Bill Clinton Still Likes to Bone

A new book being released about the Clintons claimsBill has a new mistress. I guess she's replaced the former mistresses who in turn replaced the interns Bill would ream in the Lincoln Bedroom while Linda Bloodworth-Thomason fingered her pudgy crotch in the corner. Bill's Secret Service detail has nicknamed the new girl 'Energizer' in reference to her nonstop fucking abilities. The book has all the super secret...read more

Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

Here's an interesting conundrum. If you're a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you're not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of nonsense because they're brains are like Denny's soft scrambled eggs. But they also have zero barrier for keeping secrets, which is why we shoot...read more

Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it's not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie's swollen mammaries and popping wood for 78-year old Barbara Eden in her Jeannie costume. But Bill Clinton is a fucking horn dog machine. You can't take that out of him....read more

IS HILLARY TOO SEXY?

If anyone gives a shit what I think about politics they're probably too stupid to read anyway, and in fact they're more than likely wacking the toaster right now wondering why it won't go online, so I'm not gonna go into it, but this picture of Hillary Clinton is getting a lot of play in the press this week as people openly debate if we would vote for someone who looks like she just climbed out of a civil war...read more