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Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon. (image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet) [gallery id="7278"]

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Lady Gaga is topless in Vanity Fair

Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she's so skinny you can count her ribs. It's like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound. (this might be a good time to follow me on twitter, if you want)read more

I'm extremely thankful for Shay Maria

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we're thankful for. One good answer would be Shay Maria. Because she's really pretty and has big tits and wears bikinis a lot. That's at least as good an answer as "family", since families always have at least one jackass...

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Tori Spelling put a topless picture on twitter

Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a "cute" picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn't realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it's like they're just pumped up with air) and giant areola were in the background. "Well I can't jack off to this now," said Jerry Sandusky. (direct link to the uncensored NSFW pic here)

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Marion Cotillard is topless

Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I'm an amazing man. (source of Marion filming ‘Rust and Bone' in southern France yesterday = fame. direct links to NSFW topless pics here and here and here and here and here)read more

Heidi Klum was in and out of a bikini

It was a real bounty of middle aged boobs this weekend, as Heidi Klum was topless on the beach in Porto Cervo, Italy (this would be a good day to follow me on twitter, btw). Which makes it sound way way hotter than it was because her kids were there, her parents were there, and she doesn't look very good. The only way these pictures could be any more disappointing is if she took out her dick. (image source = flynet)...

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Wednesday headlines, with naked Daisy Lowe

ED NORTON - is in talks to play the villain opposite Jeremy Renner in 'the Bourne Legacy', the new run of Jason Bourne movies that don't have Jason Bourne in them. I would just call them Harry Potter movies, since apparently you can just call your movie whatever the hell you want these days. (vulture) SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS - premiered it's first trailer today, and you'll be happy to see it's got plenty of...

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Usher wants Pippa Middleton to model lingerie

Pippa Middleton became world famous when she and her ass upstaged her sisters wedding to Prince William, and now Usher, who has a line of lingerie coming out this summer for some reason, tells Look magazine that he wants Pippa to take most of her clothes off so he can take pictures of her. As if that was some original idea no one else had thought of. "I don't think there's a more beautiful, more stunning, more...

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Ginger Spice was in a bikini. Mostly.

The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn't nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high in...read more

"Blake has never taken nude photos of herself."

That was the official statement about the Blake Lively iPhone pictures that leaked Tuesday night. That's what her representative said. He said, "The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself." If it wasn't already clear it should be now, but don't ever insult someone smart enough to hack your cell phone. Because now the guy...read more

the naked Blake Lively pictures are probably real

Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly 'Gossip Girl' star/hot piece of ass Blake Lively. Unfortunately, a representative for Blake had to cock block and immediately dismissed them as...read more

the star of 'Teen Mom' is in a bikini

Just to be clear that's not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That's Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW). Now prepare for all the happiness Leilani brought to be snuffed out because the star of High School Whore did in fact put on a bikini and go to tropical...read more

Kate Upton is a good model

Kate Upton is one of the young Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, and some out-takes of her photo shoots for the magazine have ended up online. There's even an UHQ version of the headline pic here. The full size version is so big and intimate, I feel like there's a chance I might have gotten her pregnant (fingers crossed). [gallery id="8040"]

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Marisa Miller is naked

Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he's currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn't. But it turns out I don't give a fuck why she's naked, as long as she is, so we're good here.read more

Julri Waters is here to help

This isn't actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here). Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed. The pictures of...read more