those arent Jordan Carvers eyes “Johnny Depp”

August 8, 2012 | bikini | Brendon| 0 Comments

If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won’t notice. And so that’s what the producers of ‘Who […]

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Sharon Stone wore a see-through shirt

June 29, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone, who is 54, wore this see-through shirt to the anfAR Inspiration Night in Paris last night, but didn’t wear a bra, because those are for prudes. That’s “AmfAR“, as in, “I’m glad I amfar enough away that I didn’t have to pretend like I wasn’t staring at 54-year-olds surprisingly nice tits at a […]

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Madonna flashed her boob

June 11, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch the NSFW video, it takes less than 30 seconds before you’re haunted by the anguished screams […]

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Hao Lei has big things in front of her

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chinese actress Hao Lei is in Cannes to help promote her new movie ‘Mystery’, and I’ve never heard of her until now but it turns out she’s everything I’ve been searching for. That’s just how love works, it’s full of surprises and wonder. Image source = cannes)

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