Hao Lei has big things in front of her

By brendon May 18, 2012 @ 12:20 PM

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Chinese actress Hao Lei is in Cannes to help promote her new movie ‘Mystery’, and I’ve never heard of her until now but it turns out she’s everything I’ve been searching for. That’s just how love works, it’s full of surprises and wonder.

Image source = cannes)

Leilani Dowding is festive

By brendon December 21, 2011 @ 2:37 PM

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British Model and VH1 reality star Leilani Dowding made spirits bright by posing in a little bikini and Santa hat on Miami beach yesterday. And then, presumably because it can get really hot in Miami, she took her top off (*). She did the right thing. The US has almost a thousand heat-related deaths every year, yet girls still roll the dice and keep their top on. It’s a recipe for disaster!

UPDATE: i just noticed the pictures have been re-sizing wrong since yesterday and weren’t going full size. they should be fixed now.

(*) direct links to the NSFW pictures here and here and here and here and here and here. image source = pacific coast

so, there is this…

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 8:17 PM

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Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon.

(image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet)

Lady Gaga is topless in Vanity Fair

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 9:03 AM

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Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she’s so skinny you can count her ribs. It’s like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound.

(this might be a good time to follow me on twitter, if you want)

I’m extremely thankful for Shay Maria

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 6:06 PM

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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we’re thankful for. One good answer would be Shay Maria. Because she’s really pretty and has big tits and wears bikinis a lot. That’s at least as good an answer as “family”, since families always have at least one jackass that everyone hates.

(source = the photographers tumblr, shays tumblr and twitter)

Tori Spelling put a topless picture on twitter

By brendon November 17, 2011 @ 2:35 PM

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Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were in the background. “Well I can’t jack off to this now,” said Jerry Sandusky.

(direct link to the uncensored NSFW pic here)