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Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

There's a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway. In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire founder of Jimmy Choo who was at one time attached to star in this pretend movie, and I guess that was enough for the hack director to make her pose...read more

Christina Aguilera was sad about her divorce :(

(NOTE - like most stories, this one is hotter if you imagine it's about UK model Rhian Sugden and her giant naked breasts. pictures under the cut.) Christina Aguilera tells People magazine that she was something feelings something something divorce oh my god I'm already bored. "When you're unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer. That's the last thing I wanted ... Things were so unhealthy and...read more

Gisele Bundchen is not shy

Gisele Bundchen is on St. Barts today shooting for Victorias Secret, and at one point, for some reason, she climbed into a van and took her clothes off. It was like an A list, extra fancy version of a BangBus porn. (source = fame images)read more

how do people not know who Shay Maria is

Last week the Windows phone girl jumped out of anonymity and into our hearts when someone on twitter told me her name is Christina Cuenca. And after that I got lots of email about other anonymous hot girls, but more than anything else I got this picture. Followed by, "A History of Pictures I've Jacked Off To" by The Person Who Wrote You This Email. Um, I don't know if there's been some kind of misunderstanding, but...read more

Friday headlines

BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES - has reportedly exceeded studio expectations in a huge way, and now it finally has a full trailer. Here is a cap of what I guess is the monster or alien or whatever. But you know what the real monster is, my friends? Prejudice. (apple) LINDSAY LOHAN - is so serious about drug rehab that she's refusing to take painkillers after having teeth removed this week, according to a "source". As has been...read more

Miley Cyrus showed off her 'just breathe' tattoo again

Last December, just a few days after turning 17, Miley Cyrus got a tat under her teen breast that says, "whites only". No not really. It says, "just breathe". It's reportedly a tribute to a friend with cystic fibrosis and who must stare at her tits a lot. Point being, Sunday she wore an open-back dress to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid, and of course you could see the tat again. They're quite permanent, you...read more

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Jessica Alba has naked cell phone pictures

It's no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I'm posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing off her naked boobs and ass. Why am I doing this? How did I get these? Does it mean I'm the father of Jessicas baby? Well look, I'm not gonna say I am, I'm not gonna say I'm not, but I mean, hey, think...read more

Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he's with Ashley Greene now. E! says... However, things came to a breaking point in recent months. "After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very...read more

Charlie Sheen isn't in any trouble whatsoever

(NOTE: watching Hollywood celebrities who are above the law is frustrating, so this Russian model named Kate, who has an impossible boob to waist ratio, is here to brighten everyone's day.) Charlie Sheen has 8 days left on the 3 months of probation he was given after threatening to murder his wife, with one of the stipulations being, "no use of alcohol in excess, or drugs, RX drugs only in prescribed doses; no...read more

Kelly Brook is a really good model

Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can't post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the word out about their magazine, Playboy actually yells at me. Oh I know right! Luckily, she's done an all new naked photo shoot, and now it's game on. If i were ever around Kelly and someone gave her a shirt and...read more

Anne Hathaway has no problem with nude scenes

Anne Hathaway has had two pretty famous nude scenes ('Brokeback Mountain' and 'Havoc'), and since girls don't generally stop being awesome overnight, she says she'll keep doing them, and even has some in her new movie, 'Love and Other Drugs'. People says... "These are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off – in a way their bodies are their currency," the actress, 27, says of her nude scenes with Jake...read more

Tyler has sexy readers

Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 "sexy reader" contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I'm pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won't be). Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she's amazing. She's even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there's an...read more

Arianny Celeste is naked in Playboy

Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can't tell because you're reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that. This girl is just perfect, and she's actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog. Her...read more

Paris Hilton is topless

This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I'm only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu. She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly her...read more

Kim Kardashian naked, silver

Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update - W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it's for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I've ever seen.read more