Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivancesall a cover for her big secret. She's a fucking idiot. Anidiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even... read more

Kelly Brook is finally here

Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds of pictures that were online almost immediately, but at least... read more

Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family', but she's really funny too, and that's exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image... read more

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Chrissy Teigen is the new Beach Bunny model

Kate Upton has been the face and boobs of Beach Bunny swimwear for the past - few - years, but this year she's been replaced by the lovely and delightful Chrissy Teigen, whose part Asian, wears her hair in a braid, and whose tits are just as amazing. It's like I've died... read more

Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some... read more

Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice. Radar says... "After having her... read more

Sophia Vergara wisely rejected a breast reduction

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that's a thing that exists now, and said she's glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in... read more

Kate Middleton is suing over these blurry topless pictures

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau... read more

afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean... read more

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Kelly Brook is in lingerie

I've never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and got me a... read more

those arent Jordan Carvers eyes "Johnny Depp"

If you're making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won't notice. And so... read more

Sharon Stone wore a see-through shirt

Sharon Stone, who is 54, wore this see-through shirt to the anfAR Inspiration Night in Paris last night, but didn't wear a bra, because those are for prudes. That's "AmfAR", as in, "I'm glad I amfar enough away that I didn't have to pretend like I wasn't staring at... read more