British Model and VH1 reality star Leilani Dowding made spirits bright by posing in a little bikini and Santa hat on Miami beach yesterday. And then, presumably because it can get really hot in Miami, she took her top off (*). She did the right thing. The US has almost a thousand heat-related deaths every year, yet girls still roll the dice and keep their top on. It’s a recipe for disaster!
UPDATE: i just noticed the pictures have been re-sizing wrong since yesterday and weren’t going full size. they should be fixed now.
(*) direct links to the NSFW pictures here and here and here and here and here and here. image source = pacific coast
Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon.
(image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet)
Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she’s so skinny you can count her ribs. It’s like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound.
(this might be a good time to follow me on twitter, if you want)
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we’re thankful for. One good answer would be Shay Maria. Because she’s really pretty and has big tits and wears bikinis a lot. That’s at least as good an answer as “family”, since families always have at least one jackass that everyone hates.
(source = the photographers tumblr, shays tumblr and twitter)
Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were in the background. “Well I can’t jack off to this now,” said Jerry Sandusky.
(direct link to the uncensored NSFW pic here)
Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I’m an amazing man.
(source of Marion filming ‘Rust and Bone’ in southern France yesterday = fame. direct links to NSFW topless pics here and here and here and here and here)
