Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

February 17, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivances all a cover for her big secret. She’s a fucking idiot. An idiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even greater idiots. “I definitely had to share my tape […]


Kelly Brook is finally here

December 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds of pictures that were online almost immediately, but at least some are in black in white, […]


Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

December 8, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family’, but she’s really funny too, and that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image source of vergara filming ‘fading […]


Chrissy Teigen is the new Beach Bunny model

December 5, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton has been the face and boobs of Beach Bunny swimwear for the past – few – years, but this year she’s been replaced by the lovely and delightful Chrissy Teigen, whose part Asian, wears her hair in a braid, and whose tits are just as amazing. It’s like I’ve died and gone to […]


Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

November 28, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some guy and drove away. […]


Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

September 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice. Radar says… “After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever […]


Sophia Vergara wisely rejected a breast reduction

September 29, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that’s a thing that exists now, and said she’s glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in Hollywood. The concern was that her natural 32F […]


Kate Middleton is suing over these blurry topless pictures

September 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau in France. Needless to say the Royal Family is furious, […]


afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’, because ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4’ made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn’t […]


Kelly Brook is in lingerie

August 22, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and […]