Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivancesall a cover for her big secret. She's a fucking idiot. Anidiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even greater idiots. "I definitely had to share my tape secret with you guys!! It's my secret trick to have perfect cleavage in photos.You tape them up so...

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Kelly Brook is finally here

Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds of pictures that were online almost immediately, but at least some are in black in white, just the like the television sets of people who still read magazines. [gallery id="6361"]

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Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family', but she's really funny too, and that's exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image source of vergara filming ‘fading gigolo' in new york today = splash)read more

Chrissy Teigen is the new Beach Bunny model

Kate Upton has been the face and boobs of Beach Bunny swimwear for the past - few - years, but this year she's been replaced by the lovely and delightful Chrissy Teigen, whose part Asian, wears her hair in a braid, and whose tits are just as amazing. It's like I've died and gone to heaven. And then went to a strip club in heaven. (image source = beach bunny) [gallery id="6392"]

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Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some guy and drove away. When asked for a comment, Lindsay Lohan said, "Hey, look, it happens. Even if you're a well known actress, sometimes you have get...

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Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice. Radar says... "After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum...read more

Sophia Vergara wisely rejected a breast reduction

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that's a thing that exists now, and said she's glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in Hollywood. The concern was that her natural 32F breasts were too big, a sentence that is just complete gibberish and makes no sense. "At the beginning...

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Kate Middleton is suing over these blurry topless pictures

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless with Prince William at a chateau in France. Needless to say the Royal Family is furious, and quickly filed a lawsuit saying, "legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been...read more

afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

Kelly Brook is in lingerie

I've never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and got me a blizzard to cheer me up.read more

those arent Jordan Carvers eyes "Johnny Depp"

If you're making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won't notice. And so that's what the producers of ‘Who Killed Johnny' did. If she has sex with him I'll fucking die, by the way. (image source = bauer griffin)read more

Sharon Stone wore a see-through shirt

Sharon Stone, who is 54, wore this see-through shirt to the anfAR Inspiration Night in Paris last night, but didn't wear a bra, because those are for prudes. That's "AmfAR", as in, "I'm glad I amfar enough away that I didn't have to pretend like I wasn't staring at 54-year-olds surprisingly nice tits at a party last night." (image source = inf) [gallery...

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Madonna flashed her boob

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch the NSFW video, it takes less than 30 seconds before you're haunted by the anguished screams of the audience as they cry out in horror. If you don't have the gag reflex for that, I made...read more

Hao Lei has big things in front of her

Chinese actress Hao Lei is in Cannes to help promote her new movie 'Mystery', and I've never heard of her until now but it turns out she's everything I've been searching for. That's just how love works, it's full of surprises and wonder. Image source = cannes)read more

Leilani Dowding is festive

British Model and VH1 reality star Leilani Dowding made spirits bright by posing in a little bikini and Santa hat on Miami beach yesterday. And then, presumably because it can get really hot in Miami, she took her top off (*). She did the right thing. The US has almost a thousand heat-related deaths every year, yet girls still roll the dice and keep their top on. It's a recipe for disaster! UPDATE: i just noticed the...

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