Bradley Cooper attended the premiere of his new unwatchable movie ‘Valentines Day’ last night, and either putting on bronzer is harder than I imagined or he’s secretly Batman and someone threw flour at him. People aren’t generally two dramatic different shades like this. Except for the time I masturbated with self-tanner.
first look at the new a-team
By brendon October 01, 2009 @ 2:56 PM
The big screen version of ‘the A-Team’ is filming this week in British Columbia, Canada, with Liam Neeson as ‘Hannibal’, Bradley Cooper as ‘Faceman’, Sharlto Copely from ‘District 9’ as ‘Murdoch’, and Quinton Rampage Jackson – who is basically the most likable person on earth – as ‘BA Baracus’. Jessica Biel is still cast but not on set yet.
It’s directed by Joe Carnahan, who should open the movie, nay, film, with the same shot he used to open his BMW Film ‘Ticker’, because it’s awesome and perfect. Except with Rampage and the black van, instead of Clive Owen and a Z4, because that wouldn’t make any sense in this context. People would be like, this is bullshit man, and just walk out.
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Dumped after one date
By brendon August 21, 2009 @ 12:43 PM
Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” after Bradley Cooper took her on one date then never called her desperate, needy ass again. Because instead he started dating Renee Zellweger. Why would he do this? Because Renee Zellweger is way better that’s why. Us magazine says…
“She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something…she honestly feels screwed over,” a pal tells Us of Aniston
Aniston “doesn’t see what Renee has that she doesn’t,” continues the pal.
But friends of Zellweger detail why Cooper fell for the “no drama” actress.
“She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete,” says one.
Despite Cooper’s diss, Aniston will eventually bounce back, her friends insist.
“She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn’t reciprocate. She is fine,” her friend tells Us. “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.”
God this chick is dumb. Maybe just maybe the first date isn’t the time to show him the scrapbook you’ve been keeping with all his pictures, the ones where Jennifer Garner and Rachel McAdams all have X’s for eyes. She hasn’t learned a thing. She’s even dumber that that punk ass kid in the Cingualr commercials. The goddamn minutes roll over, what is so hard to understand about that? They’re all the same. Today, last month, last year. Stop being such a smug little prick and listen to your mom.
