Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie starring Matt Damon being Matt Damon with an audience driving its currently $250 million worldwide box office because of Matt Damon. Jessica Chastain plays...read more

Bradley Cooper Likes Them Not Quite Ripe

Bradley Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse is 22 years old butlooks like a foster care tween who's seen some things. Cooper is coming in at forty, so based on the numbersthis isn't atypical when the dude is loaded. When guysare accused of statutory rape they inevitably drop the "But she looked 18!" line. By that reasoning, I'd find it creepy if a forty year old dude was banging a chick of agewho didn't look it. Seems...read more

Suki Waterhouse In A Retro Bikini In Brazil

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Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I'd like to be a little more optimistic but I don't have a clue what it's about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you'd spot in a New Jersey strip club. Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so...read more

We Get It, Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper and the cast of The Hangover 3 attended the film's premiere at the Grand Rex Theater in Paris, and he did that thing where he showed up and smiled and took pictures with fans because he's full of shit. Charm, I meant charm. Then a dozen models showed up and offered him the most insane orgy of his life, but he turned it down because his mom wouldn't approve. That's all speculation, but I'm probably not...read more

Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that "would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life". And it can't possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE - might be dating "burlesque goddess" Dita Von Teese, who has somehow totally escaped her past as a "spread-eagle girl having sex...read more

is Bradley Cooper dating Zoe Saldana or not

Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiancé last month after dating for 11 years, and yesterday Star said it was because she and Bradley Cooper were doing it now. They noted that the two filmed a movie together over the summer, and that Bradley Cooper is very handsome. I too am very handsome, so the story seemed plausible. But now Saldanas agent says the rumor isn't true, that they're nothing more than "friends who worked on...read more

Bradley Cooper is the sexiest

People magazine announced today that Bradley Cooper is the sexiest man alive. In other news, past winners Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney all apparently died over night. (flashback: fuck you Bradley Cooper)read more

oh fuck you, Bradley Cooper

Does impossibly handsome and charming millionaire movie star Bradley Cooper speak fluent French? Of course he does. Why wouldn't he.read more

was Bradley Cooper cheating with Jessica Biel?

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger announced this weekend that they had broken up after dating for about 2 years, and popeater makes it sound like it was simply a case of two people being at different points in their lives. "She's 41 and has an Oscar. She's starting to think about children and settling down while Bradley loves his life exactly as it is. It's taken him a long time to be an A-list actor, and he's...read more

jessica biel and a tank at the a-team premiere

For last nights world premiere, 'the A-team' stars Bradley Cooper and Sharlto Copley parked a tank on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, then joined up with co-stars Rampage Jackson, Liam Neeson, and Jessica Biel. Other big Hollywood names like Adrian Brody, Jon Hamm and Dana White all attended the premiere as well, while stars like Tim Robbins and Sean Penn misunderstood the stunt, surrendered to the tank, laid down in front...read more

bradley cooper has a secret

Bradley Cooper attended the premiere of his new unwatchable movie 'Valentines Day' last night, and either putting on bronzer is harder than I imagined or he's secretly Batman and someone threw flour at him. People aren't generally two dramatic different shades like this. Except for the time I masturbated with self-tanner.read more

first look at the new a-team

The big screen version of 'the A-Team' is filming this week in British Columbia, Canada, with Liam Neeson as ‘Hannibal', Bradley Cooper as ‘Faceman', Sharlto Copely from ‘District 9' as ‘Murdoch', and Quinton Rampage Jackson - who is basically the most likable person on earth - as ‘BA Baracus'. Jessica Biel is still cast but not on set yet. It's directed by Joe Carnahan, who should open the movie, nay, film, with the...read more

Dumped after one date

Jennifer Aniston feels "screwed over" after Bradley Cooper took her on one date then never called her desperate, needy ass again. Because instead he started dating Renee Zellweger. Why would he do this? Because Renee Zellweger is way better that's why. Us magazine says... "She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us of Aniston Aniston "doesn't see what...read more