Chris Brown BET Wasted And Shit Around The Web

Chris Brown was so drunk after the BET Awards after-party his posse had to carry him back to his lambo where his girlfriend awaited to usher him away. Somebody remarked about what an asshole Chris Brown had become while another bystander corrected the first on his use of... read more

Chris Brown Figured Something Out

Chris Brownthrew a party for himself because he felt he deserved a little love for his tireless work being prison overcrowded out of jail. His party was packed with more porn stars than a mobile HIV station on the first of January. If there's one thing Chris Brown... read more

Chris Brown Has the Best 'Out of Jail' Parties

Can't blame Chris Brown for feeling a little nervous when he's blindfolded and told he's been taken off to an exciting surprise. Just a couple week's ago at the L.A. County Men's Central Jail, that meant something completely different. But his new old former... read more

Chris Brown Screws White Woman From Inside Prison! You Won't Believe What Happens Next

From deep inside his prison walls, Chris Brown faked out a bunch of girls to come into a casting call for his new modeling agency, Legendary Faces. And, yes, Chris Brown owns a. modeling agency. I think he started it during rehab as a positive outlet for his repressed... read more

Chris Brown To Fly Con Air

Chris Brown is going to have to take a coach seat on con air for his trial in Washington DC. The U.S. attorneys don't trust the lady beating douchenozzle to get on a plane on his own and not skip the country. So, the prosecution wants his ass shackled and put on a prison... read more

Drake Is Officially Plowing Rihanna

Canadian chode Drake is now officially and exclusively dating Rihanna. The two annoying superstars have been rumored to be hooking up for a while. This has reportedly caused tension between Drake and Rihanna's former lover, Chris Brown, who thinks he still owns Rihanna... read more

Chris Brown Hauled Back to Jail, Was He Ever Even In Jail?

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab. Again. You'd have to think Anger Rehab has a pretty high rate of rule breakers, and Chris is one of them. He got tossed out of the last place for throwing a rock at his mom's car when she came to visit. Crazy little scamp. And now... read more

Chris Brown's Temper Abides

Musical prodigyChris Brown has been ordered to stay in anger management rehab for another two months. The judge thinks that Chris is still too much like a teen girl on her first period to be released into the free world. Brown affected meditation during the hearing so... read more

Chris Brown Isn't Going To Jail...Again

Chris Brown has his ass saved from prison lights out penetration once again after a judge dismissed a motion to take him out of rehab to serve time in prison. The screechy chick beating douche is currently serving a 90 day stint in rehab and anger management after... read more

Chris Brown Ruined New Year's From Rehab

The staff at Malibu Anger Rehab allows in-patients a half-hour on the villa's front lawn each day to recreate as they please. Most end up gnawing viciously on the grass and cursing out their whore-bitch of a mother cunt, Chris Brown let his girlfriend chew on his tongue... read more

Chris Brown Is All Better Now

When the majority of people in America and maybe even around the world think that you're a colossal asshole, it's generally going to take a lot of PR spin and goodwill to change those minds. But now that Chris Brown has been ordered by a judge to work on his anger... read more

Michael Buble is Not So Good at Telling Jokes

I was going to ask who the fuck watches the Michael Buble Christmas Special, now in its third year of providing banal entertainment to the elderly and infirmed (I guess I just answered my own question). The better question is who writes the monologue he has to... read more