Chris Brown Violates Parole via Instagram

Chris Brown posted a photo to Instagram again confirming his gang affiliation with the Bloods. Even though Brown is happy to be allowed shoelaces again, the point of this photo was in the caption which read: "It's bool! I stand on my own two feet when life gets brazy!"... read more

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Split Over Ass Pic

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. That's Karrueche Tran quoting Buddha on social media. Most girls who date Chris Brown take the ancient communal meditations strong... read more

Chris Brown BET Wasted And Shit Around The Web

Chris Brown was so drunk after the BET Awards after-party his posse had to carry him back to his lambo where his girlfriend awaited to usher him away. Somebody remarked about what an asshole Chris Brown had become while another bystander corrected the first on his use of... read more

Chris Brown Figured Something Out

Chris Brownthrew a party for himself because he felt he deserved a little love for his tireless work being prison overcrowded out of jail. His party was packed with more porn stars than a mobile HIV station on the first of January. If there's one thing Chris Brown... read more

Chris Brown Has the Best 'Out of Jail' Parties

Can't blame Chris Brown for feeling a little nervous when he's blindfolded and told he's been taken off to an exciting surprise. Just a couple week's ago at the L.A. County Men's Central Jail, that meant something completely different. But his new old former... read more

Chris Brown Screws White Woman From Inside Prison! You Won't Believe What Happens Next

From deep inside his prison walls, Chris Brown faked out a bunch of girls to come into a casting call for his new modeling agency, Legendary Faces. And, yes, Chris Brown owns a. modeling agency. I think he started it during rehab as a positive outlet for his repressed... read more

Chris Brown To Fly Con Air

Chris Brown is going to have to take a coach seat on con air for his trial in Washington DC. The U.S. attorneys don't trust the lady beating douchenozzle to get on a plane on his own and not skip the country. So, the prosecution wants his ass shackled and put on a prison... read more

Drake Is Officially Plowing Rihanna

Canadian chode Drake is now officially and exclusively dating Rihanna. The two annoying superstars have been rumored to be hooking up for a while. This has reportedly caused tension between Drake and Rihanna's former lover, Chris Brown, who thinks he still owns Rihanna... read more

Chris Brown Hauled Back to Jail, Was He Ever Even In Jail?

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab. Again. You'd have to think Anger Rehab has a pretty high rate of rule breakers, and Chris is one of them. He got tossed out of the last place for throwing a rock at his mom's car when she came to visit. Crazy little scamp. And now... read more

Chris Brown's Temper Abides

Musical prodigyChris Brown has been ordered to stay in anger management rehab for another two months. The judge thinks that Chris is still too much like a teen girl on her first period to be released into the free world. Brown affected meditation during the hearing so... read more

Chris Brown Isn't Going To Jail...Again

Chris Brown has his ass saved from prison lights out penetration once again after a judge dismissed a motion to take him out of rehab to serve time in prison. The screechy chick beating douche is currently serving a 90 day stint in rehab and anger management after... read more

Chris Brown Ruined New Year's From Rehab

The staff at Malibu Anger Rehab allows in-patients a half-hour on the villa's front lawn each day to recreate as they please. Most end up gnawing viciously on the grass and cursing out their whore-bitch of a mother cunt, Chris Brown let his girlfriend chew on his tongue... read more