Chris Brown's Neighbor Seems Cool

Chris Brown's neighbor threatened to shoot him if he sets foot on his property. It is unclear why the guy has a problem with Brown though equally unclear why anyone would not have a problem with Brown. Chris has been throwing loud parties and some of the depraved whore... read more

Chris Brown's Celebrity Felon Kick Ball Raises Eleven Dollars (VIDEO)

Only mostly everybody at Chris Brown's Kick'N' It for Charity Celebrity Kickball game in Glendale had rap sheets. Chris, DJ Khaled, The Game, and a few other charitable fellows famous for drugs and beating women showed up for a cause nobody could actually name. Paris... read more

Chris Brown Violates Parole via Instagram

Chris Brown posted a photo to Instagram again confirming his gang affiliation with the Bloods. Even though Brown is happy to be allowed shoelaces again, the point of this photo was in the caption which read: "It's bool! I stand on my own two feet when life gets brazy!"... read more

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Split Over Ass Pic

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. That's Karrueche Tran quoting Buddha on social media. Most girls who date Chris Brown take the ancient communal meditations strong... read more

Chris Brown BET Wasted And Shit Around The Web

Chris Brown was so drunk after the BET Awards after-party his posse had to carry him back to his lambo where his girlfriend awaited to usher him away. Somebody remarked about what an asshole Chris Brown had become while another bystander corrected the first on his use of... read more

Chris Brown Figured Something Out

Chris Brown threw a party for himself because he felt he deserved a little love for his tireless work being prison overcrowded out of jail. His party was packed with more porn stars than a mobile HIV station on the first of January. If there's one thing Chris Brown... read more

Chris Brown Has the Best 'Out of Jail' Parties

Can't blame Chris Brown for feeling a little nervous when he's blindfolded and told he's been taken off to an exciting surprise. Just a couple week's ago at the L.A. County Men's Central Jail, that meant something completely different. But his new old former... read more

Chris Brown Screws White Woman From Inside Prison! You Won't Believe What Happens Next

From deep inside his prison walls, Chris Brown faked out a bunch of girls to come into a casting call for his new modeling agency, Legendary Faces. And, yes, Chris Brown owns a. modeling agency. I think he started it during rehab as a positive outlet for his repressed... read more

Chris Brown To Fly Con Air

Chris Brown is going to have to take a coach seat on con air for his trial in Washington DC. The U.S. attorneys don't trust the lady beating douchenozzle to get on a plane on his own and not skip the country. So, the prosecution wants his ass shackled and put on a prison... read more

Drake Is Officially Plowing Rihanna

Canadian chode Drake is now officially and exclusively dating Rihanna. The two annoying superstars have been rumored to be hooking up for a while. This has reportedly caused tension between Drake and Rihanna's former lover, Chris Brown, who thinks he still owns Rihanna... read more

Chris Brown Hauled Back to Jail, Was He Ever Even In Jail?

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab. Again. You'd have to think Anger Rehab has a pretty high rate of rule breakers, and Chris is one of them. He got tossed out of the last place for throwing a rock at his mom's car when she came to visit. Crazy little scamp. And now... read more

Chris Brown's Temper Abides

Musical prodigy Chris Brown has been ordered to stay in anger management rehab for another two months. The judge thinks that Chris is still too much like a teen girl on her first period to be released into the free world. Brown affected meditation during the hearing so... read more