Chris Brown Dropped By Publicist

Aside from being sued by his former manager Chris Brown is keeping his death pool stock strong and was just fired by his publicist Nicole Perna who is slightly below Brown on the morality scale. The trouble started when Brown was born and flared up this week over a text message.read more

Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown

Suge Knight is a real pin cushion of bullet holes. He is suing Chris Brown and Zika ridden 1Oak from behind bars because they didn't have adequate security during a Chris Brown party where Knight was shot up for the third time that week. Security Guard rule #1, don't let Suge Knight in the building. Failing that, someone's getting shot.read more

Chris Brown Hits For The Cycle (VIDEO)

If Chris Brown understood the concept of irony he'd really enjoy reading his paperback biography while he's permanently locked up six years from now. We'll leave a few pages at the end so you can write in your conversion to Islam, OJ Light.read more

Chris Brown's Baby Mama Whoring Up the Baby

Chris Brown took exception with the mother of his daughter posing two year old Royalty for a Junior Beaver Hunt submission. It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool wit that. SHE IS 2!!!! It's possible Brown meant eighteen for flashing full vagina. Or never, you know, if she's your daughter.

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Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown's New Year's Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing on the cell she wasn't supposed to have, and subsequently injured her while confiscating her phone. That actually doesn't sound like a crime. The alleged victim,Liziane Gutierrez, asked to have her named used as...

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Chris Brown Drinks Too Much Cough Syrup And Shit Around The Web

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I've never understood what's gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That's like when I was 8 and I'd sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain't hood at all. But then who said Chris Brown was gangsta? (TMZ) Sylvie Meis wears lingerie because it's her fucking job. (Last Men On Earth) Marisa Papen bears it all in gym shorts for C-Heads...

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Chris Brown Not Welcome Down Under And Shit Around The Web

Australia has become the latest country that doesn't want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris' latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears next to nothing in GQ. (Last Men On Earth) Mindy Robinson and Vanessa Branch are topless in "Road Hard". (Egotastic All-Stars) Tyga is calling barely Legal Kylie Jenner his fiancee. (TMZ) That...

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Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

Nick Cannonposted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior.This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashionthan pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and pussy. Now it's lining up shoes like you're one of those dull kids who obsesses over his toys and nobody wants to play with. Sounds like an apt...

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Two-Faced Chris Brown And Shit Around The Web

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn't get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his latest stupid tattoo. (TMZ) Costa Rican señorita Juliana Herz shows off her chichis. (Egotastic All-Stars) The USC Song Girls get wet. (Busted Coverage) Holy shit, Miranda Kerr's legs are amazing. (Drunken Stepfather) Tyga really likes...

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Chris Brown Held Hostage, Day Who Gives a Fuck

The Philippines are holding Chris Brown in lock down in Manilla because he fucked over a powerful church group by ditching out on a planned concert this past New Year's Eve. According to the Church and Christ group, they fronted Brown one million clams and Brown stiffed them with some lame excuse and I guess forgot to return the cash. When Chris Brown showed up on Tuesday to performin Manilla, the local authorities...

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Chris Brown Hamstrung

Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a vast array of interests including shoes and lining up shoes. Police believe a club promoter was also involved in the robbery and hopefully they will do minimal work to solve the case and concentrate on potholes. Stop...

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Chris Brown's House Robbed

Chris Brown's house was robbed while he was at an ESPY party paying tribute to Caitlyn Jenner's bronzed penis. The armed men forced themselves in andmadeBrown's auntwait inthe closet where he keeps his stash of alt porn. They stole some possessions from his house that would have ended up at auction in a few years anyway and bounced. Brown's aunt thinks it was an inside job. No shit. These dudes were probably smoking...

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Chris Brown Loves to Fight the Ladies and Shit Around the Web

If you're an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You're not Mayweather. You're not getting paid. Chris Brown fights with his recent ex-girlfriend, punches thrown? Meh.(TMZ) Eniko Mihalik is topless and Hungarian, one of these things is awesome(Egotastic)...

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Karrueche Tran Tempts Fate

Karrueche Tran has been feuding on Instagram with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown because Brown is super tough on the Internet and his emojis elicit high fives from his gang banger buddies. Tran inserted model Tyson Beckfordonto her pageto use hishairlessman ass as a pawn in their game like a real lifeZoolander. This culminated with Brown threatening to fuck Beckford's baby mama and beat his children and Beckford posting...

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Chris Brown Attracts Winners

Chris Brown returned to his home in Los Angeles from Vegas to find this 21 year old chick sleeping in his bed. Normally I'd say go for a quickie and send Goldilocks packing with a free iPod shuffle. A man's got to unwind from that drive and that beats beating off to the DVR'd episodes of Singled Out you recorded while drunk. Unfortunately the woman spray painted "I Love You" on Brown's countertop and "Mrs Brown" on...

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