Slut Joke Shames Avengers, Series Probably Over (VIDEO)

Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans made a legitimately funny aside about 'Black Widow' being a slut in the Avengers story and got to laugh for ten seconds before their reps were forced to issue public apologizes recognizing that women, blacks, Jews, Asians, gays, Hispanics, Muslims, SUNY Binghamton grads, the disabled,the obese, people living with anxiety, The Hmong people, McDonald's employees, crossdressers, the...

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China Eats American

When it's time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That's God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make the lingering Communist propagandists happy in their mockery of the U.S. You also invite Jessica Alba because half a billion dudes in China want to bang her too. I can't imagine how much cash it...

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Chris Evans Plays The Badass In The Snowpiercer International Trailer (VIDEO)

Snowpiercer is the story of a post-apocalyptic America in which all of the survivors live on a gigantic train that just keeps circling the globe because everything else is covered in ice and too cold for humans. Except for Arizona, probably, because that place is always a fiery hell. But just like any good future, the poor are separated from the rich and reminded how awful they are until Chris Evans finds an ax and an...

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Scarlett Johansson Looks Good In Captain America 2

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is currently filming in Los Angeles, and these new set photos show Chris Evans picking on a nerdy bald guy while Scarlett Johansson stands behind him, using her super power of looking fantastic with fake red hair and leather pants. Johansson's Black Widow also joins in on the ass-kicking, but it's actually her stunt double, in case you were starting to get excited about your...

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'the Avengers' made $185M this weekend, opens 4 days from now

If you haven't already bought tickets to see 'the Avengers' next weekend, and you live on earth, you might want to because Deadline says it's already sold $185 million in tickets overseas, while in the US it's pre-sold more tickets than every other Marvel movie combined and is tracking for an opening weekend of at least $125 million. On top of all that it's currently getting a 97 on rotten tomatoes and a 75 on ...

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'Captain America' looks like a good movie

'Captain America' had it's premiere last night at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood, which of course means that English actress Hayley Atwell was there. Atwell plays Peggy Carter, who is part of the program that transforms Steve Rodgers from a scrawny kid into a superhero. Atwell and her huge breasts act as the moral compass of the film, and as her relationship with Rogers grows more intimate and a romance develops,...

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Captain America finally has a trailer

If you love America and/or sell steroids, then Captain America is probably the movie you're most excited about this summer, and finally today there's a full length trailer. It takes place during World War II, back when superheroes could just walk around shooting people, presumably bad ones. A Fine Time It Was! (hd copies, including full 1080, here.)

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morning headlines

CHRIS EVANS - is on the cover of the new issue of Empire, and only a country as bad ass as America could have a superhero like this. What would the French one be, some pedophile in a smock holding a baguette? You can suck it, France! (empire) RICKY GERVAIS - has been asked to host the Golden Globes again next year, because the ratings were up again, but doesn't think he should because he doesn't think the show could...

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Captain America is all ripped out

Entertainment Weekly has 8 new pictures from 'Captain America', starring Chris Evans. This could turn out to be the best superhero movie of the year, especially if you're a guy and so is your date. And check out Dr. Ass Looker back there in the goggles. That guy is in love. Hey, eyes up here buddy.

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Captain America is all buff, has radioactive feet

Chris Evans is in Manchester, England today filming ‘Captain America' and, for his sake, hopefully these pictures show him as Steve Rogers after entering the Super Soldier program. A scientist played by Stanley Tucci injects Rogers with experimental drugs, and he's given super strength, endurance, and agility. And giant melty feet. And apparently something magical is happening to his dong too, though I don't remember...

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Lucas Lees diagnosis? Justice.

Someone go tell Channing Tatum that these 5 posters are from "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", and they made them up for the character played by Chris Evans, otherwise he's gonna be pretty confused as to why he wasn't starring in at least one of them. I know I am. (source = empire) [gallery ids="638281,638291,638292,638302,638311"]

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Monday morning headlines

THE AVENGERS - were on stage together at Comic-Con, and HERE is a giant full sized picture of it showing, from left to right, Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man), Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson), Scarlet Johansson (Black Widow), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Chris Evans (Captain America), Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye), Mark Ruffalo (the Hulk) and director Joss Whedon. It's an amazing cast with the exception of...

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the captain america movie won't be all american-y

The LA Times has an interview today with Joe Johnston, a director who has been in Hollywood for 30 years but has never actually made a movie that didn't completely suck. Next up for Joe is my beloved Captain America, and he's not off to the greatest start in the world with this one either. "He's a guy that wants to serve his country but he's not a flag-waver. We're reinterpretating sort of what the comic book version...

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anna faris is completely naked

Anna Faris is really really hot and really really funny, and by all accounts she's one of the nicest people in Hollywood, which is why I've always said that she simply couldn't be any more likable. But then she did get more likable by taking all her clothes off and running around naked, thus making me look like quite the fool. Touché Anna Faris. (WARNING - these pictures, shot last night in Boston on the set of ‘...

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monday afternoon headlines

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - got dumped last week, and now she's chopped off her long hair. Wooaah, fat AND short hair? Is it Christmas? Be still my heart. (huffington post) CHRIS EVANS - has been offered the lead in the Captain America movie. Evans was really good in 'Sunshine' and 'Push', and he's right physically, so this works all the way around. I probably care more than most because I have a Capt. America tat on my...

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