Corey Feldman Is Back With A New Hit (VIDEO)

By Travis March 25, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Corey Feldman is a musical genius according to Corey Feldman, and he’s back to prove that yet again with the music video for his latest single, “DUH.” This time, though, Corey’s Angels are more than just some girls standing in the background to remind fathers everywhere about the dangers of bad parenting. Instead, they’re actually dancing and contributing to the chorus of “DUH,” which is an acronym for “Done Under Halo.” It’s hard to tell if this thing is a giant joke or one of Corey’s misguided and incredibly sad attempts at being an artistic genius, but unless this thing is layered more than the makeup covering his Angels’ bruises, they actually had a pretty ridiculous choreographer and practiced the terrible and uncoordinated dance moves, so it seems pretty real. At least we should all hope it’s real, because Corey is way more fun when he’s trying to be a star.

Poor Corey Feldman Is Down To One Angel

By Travis March 07, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Maybe it’s because it was only Thursday and his regular Angels don’t get out of bed for anything less than a straight to video movie premiere, but Corey Feldman’s entourage looked pretty sad yesterday in Beverly Hills. Normally flanked by three girls whose fathers probably died of heart attacks or severe liver disease, Corey only had the one Angel with him and some guy, whose claim to fame is being that guy who was standing next to Corey Feldman in Beverly Hills that one time. It’s still pretty remarkable that Corey even has a girl who looks like this by his side, because with the way he dresses, it’s a miracle that he’s not walking around shirtless with entire troops of Cub Scouts.

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Corey Feldman Totally Fooled Everyone

By Travis February 07, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Once again proving that he’s the greatest performance artist in the world in his own brain, Corey Feldman showed up to last night’s premiere of a B-movie called The Ganzfeld Haunting pretending that he was a scumbag reporter. Corey tried to interview the random people at the event, and his goal was to have a real gotcha moment with the movie’s stars, Billy Zane and Rumer Willis. Unfortunately, they didn’t even give a shit enough about the movie to show up, and the other people in attendance were reportedly unamused by Corey’s stupid antics. That caused him to go out to the street to interview random people and, I assume, eventually fall asleep in a gutter.

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Corey Feldman Really Classes Up Christmas

By Travis December 24, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

You have to give Corey Feldman some credit for his resurgence to the Z-list of celebrities this year, because even as the majority of us have endlessly mocked him, his music and especially his pathetic Charlie Sheen impersonation, he keeps plugging away and trying to remain relevant. Naturally, he was all smiles at a Christmas charity party last night, and I don’t have a clue which charity was chosen to benefit from the giant hearts of such a classy bunch of people, but I assume that it’s for the Fathers of Girls who Date Corey Feldman Fund. Only you can help stop middle-aged men from putting a bullet in their own brains.

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Corey Feldman Signed Books With His Angels

By Travis October 31, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Corey Feldman continued his efforts to expose Hollywood’s biggest scumbag pedophiles, who he claims are still alive, working and making more money than anyone on the planet, by hosting a book signing in New York City yesterday. To show how worried he is about these powerful-but-nameless billionaires trying to stop him from exposing them, he was flanked by two of his “Angels” in case an assassin showed up and couldn’t tell the difference between the sickly, pale, 40-something white man and two young, soulless women. But for someone flaunting such a powerful secret that could possibly bring Hollywood crumbling to the ground, Corey sure likes to keep the details to himself. It’s almost as if he has nothing to actually tell and is just trying to sell a book. But who would ever do something like that?

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Corey Feldman Wants To Take Down Hollywood’s Pedophiles (VIDEO)

By Travis October 30, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Corey Feldman is talking to just about any media outlet that will have him right now so he can promote his new book, “Coreyography,” which details, among other things, his claims that he was molested by some of the biggest names and wealthiest people still working in Hollywood. For example, during his interview on McGraw Live this week, Corey said that the police once came to him to investigate his claims, but all they cared about in their “witch hunt” was getting information on Michael Jackson, the one man that Corey says never molested him.

He also told the screaming orc beasts on The View that the men who fondled him when he was as young as 13 are still out there, and now he wants to take them down. Adding, “Unless they have some work for me, in which case, fondle away.”

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