Corey Feldman Confirms Pedo Bear Alive and Doing Well in Hollywood

Earlier this week Elijah Wood noted the child acting business was overflowing with pedophiles who had assaulted the rectum of every kid in Hollywood not named Elijah Wood. That's the story I'd stick with too. Wood backed off his comments after a cadre of fifty-something men in Polanski masks circled him at Whole Foods and asked him if he'd like to keep more

Corey Feldman Is Back With A New Hit (VIDEO)

Corey Feldman is a musical genius according to Corey Feldman, and he's back to prove that yet again with the music video for his latest single, "DUH." This time, though, Corey's Angels are more than just some girls standing in the background to remind fathers everywhere about the dangers of bad parenting. Instead, they're actually dancing and contributing to the chorus of "DUH," which is an acronym for "Done more

Poor Corey Feldman Is Down To One Angel

Maybe it's because it was only Thursday and his regular Angels don't get out of bed for anything less than a straight to video movie premiere, but Corey Feldman's entourage looked pretty sad yesterday in Beverly Hills. Normally flanked by three girls whose fathers probably died of heart attacks or severe liver disease, Corey only had the one Angel with him and some guy, whose claim to fame is being that guy who more

Corey Feldman Totally Fooled Everyone

Once again proving that he's the greatest performance artist in the world in his own brain, Corey Feldman showed up to last night's premiere of a B-movie called The Ganzfeld Haunting pretending that he was a scumbag reporter. Corey tried to interview the random people at the event, and his goal was to have a real gotcha moment with the movie's stars, Billy Zane and Rumer Willis. Unfortunately, they didn't even give more

Corey Feldman Really Classes Up Christmas

You have to give Corey Feldman some credit for his resurgence to the Z-list of celebrities this year, because even as the majority of us have endlessly mocked him, his music and especially his pathetic Charlie Sheen impersonation, he keeps plugging away and trying to remain relevant. Naturally, he was all smiles at a Christmas charity party last night, and I don't have a clue which charity was chosen to benefit more

Corey Feldman Signed Books With His Angels

Corey Feldman continued his efforts to expose Hollywood's biggest scumbag pedophiles, who he claims are still alive, working and making more money than anyone on the planet, by hosting a book signing in New York City yesterday. To show how worried he is about these powerful-but-nameless billionaires trying to stop him from exposing them, he was flanked by two of his "Angels" in case an assassin showed up and couldn' more

Corey Feldman Wants To Take Down Hollywood's Pedophiles (VIDEO)

Corey Feldman is talking to just about any media outlet that will have him right now so he can promote his new book, "Coreyography," which details, among other things, his claims that he was molested by some of the biggest names and wealthiest people still working in Hollywood. For example, during his interview on McGraw Live this week, Corey said that the police once came to him to investigate his claims, more

Corey Feldman Says He and Corey Haim Were Pedo-Raped By Hollywood

According to Corey Feldman's new biography, both he and Corey Haim were sodomized and molested by half of the adults in their showbiz circle as child actors. He's probably embellishing some shit in his book, but half sounds about right. Hollywood isn't much different than tribal Afghanistan where pre-pubescent boys are drugged up on opiates and passed around as consorts for the powerful. According to Feldman, his more

Corey Feldman And His Angels Were Swatted (VIDEO)

Corey Feldman really wants everyone to know that he's currently living with multiple blonde women with huge breasts, because he's a major Hollywood player and rock star. And even though nobody really gives a shit about what he's up to or who he's living with, he was somehow the target of a "swatting" prank yesterday, and wouldn't you know it? He was forced out of his home in the early hours of the morning more

Corey Feldman and Three Girls With Big Tits

Corey Feldman contends that Michael Jackson never touched him during those long sweaty prepubescent nights out at the Neverland Ranch, he just liked to talk a lot. So profound was all the late night 'talking' that twenty five years later Corey still routinely dresses up like the King of Pop when he goes out in public. Unlike Jackson, Corey surrounds himself with busty grown women just to be clear that he never more

Corey Feldman Being Bullied by Anti-Bully Lobby for Claiming He Was Bullied

Corey Feldman threw a $250 entry rent party and when some chick from Vice magazine ran unflattering photos of he and the skanks at his ho-down, he went online and compared it to being bullied. Twenty-five years ago, when Corey was professionally relevant, saying you were being bullied didn't mean shit and everybody would call you a pussy and Mike Brady would teach you how to box. But now the 'B' word is so fucking more

Corey Feldman Still Thinks He's A Rock Star (VIDEO)

Poor Corey Feldman. Used to be the guy could tell women he was the star of huge movies like Stand by Me and The Lost Boys, and they'd drop their panties at the tip of a fedora. But now the 41-year old has to tell them that he's the star of Lost Boys: The Tribe and makes cameos on shows like Psych, and they're probably blowing their rape whistles at the guy still wearing a fedora. He also still thinks he's a more

Corey Feldman in Hollywood With Three Girls

Corey Feldman has this long running shtick where he heads out in Hollywood in sunglasses, usually a hat, and three trashy looking ladies on his arms at all times. It's kind of awkward because the third girl doesn't even have a tiny Feldman arm to drape. She's just sort of out there like an untethered astronaut writhing about for his lifeline. The asymmetry really bothers me for some reason. As does the fact that more

Corey Feldman to name 2 celebrities that molested him

Corey Feldman tells the Sun he'll write a book that names two Hollywood celebrities that molested him as a child, though it's not clear in this article if these will be two new names or if one is Michael Jackson. Either way, yeah, we get it Feldman. You were a very cute kid and people wanted to fuck you. You don't have to brag. If you were trying to make me feel bad because I was chunky and no one wanted to have more

this is a tragic loss

Corey Feldman has taken to his blog to issue a statement on the death of his frequent co-star Corey Haim, or at least I think he did because he wrote it in a dark blue font on a black background. It's like reading a message between two spies. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the more