By Travis October 31, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Corey Feldman continued his efforts to expose Hollywood’s biggest scumbag pedophiles, who he claims are still alive, working and making more money than anyone on the planet, by hosting a book signing in New York City yesterday. To show how worried he is about these powerful-but-nameless billionaires trying to stop him from exposing them, he was flanked by two of his “Angels” in case an assassin showed up and couldn’t tell the difference between the sickly, pale, 40-something white man and two young, soulless women. But for someone flaunting such a powerful secret that could possibly bring Hollywood crumbling to the ground, Corey sure likes to keep the details to himself. It’s almost as if he has nothing to actually tell and is just trying to sell a book. But who would ever do something like that?
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By Travis October 30, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Corey Feldman is talking to just about any media outlet that will have him right now so he can promote his new book, “Coreyography,” which details, among other things, his claims that he was molested by some of the biggest names and wealthiest people still working in Hollywood. For example, during his interview on McGraw Live this week, Corey said that the police once came to him to investigate his claims, but all they cared about in their “witch hunt” was getting information on Michael Jackson, the one man that Corey says never molested him.
He also told the screaming orc beasts on The View that the men who fondled him when he was as young as 13 are still out there, and now he wants to take them down. Adding, “Unless they have some work for me, in which case, fondle away.”
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By Lex October 22, 2013 @ 5:27 PM
According to Corey Feldman’s new biography, both he and Corey Haim were sodomized and molested by half of the adults in their showbiz circle as child actors. He’s probably embellishing some shit in his book, but half sounds about right. Hollywood isn’t much different than tribal Afghanistan where pre-pubescent boys are drugged up on opiates and passed around as consorts for the powerful. According to Feldman, his drug addicted abusive parents were beyond the pale in terms of whoring him out, but even the kids with half-normal parents are still being abused and fondled on their way to bit parts in Disney shows.
“Haim confided in his new friend that on the set of the 1986 film “Lucas,” “an adult male convinced him that it was perfectly normal for older men and younger boys in the business to have sexual relations, that it was what all the guys do. So they walked off to a secluded area between two trailers . . . and Haim allowed himself to be sodomized.” — excerpt from Feldman’s new biography,
Corey’s disturbing pedo-rape tales will stop about zero stage parents from shoving their kids into the grist mill. None of this shit is new. The parents don’t care. It’s like telling the folks of a big galoot kid in Western Pennsylvania about the consequences of concussions and that they shouldn’t let their kid play high school football. Or telling an Inuit family that spear fishing is too dangerous for young boys. Stage parents do not give a shit if their Little Coreys are being taken up the ass on the set of a film. They just want to get them on the set. Now, you go and try enjoying an episode of iCarly imagining all the child molester hands that have been on those kids. It’s why I only watch sports on TV. Because only a relatively small percentage of those athletes got raped in the showers on their way up.
By Travis September 27, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Corey Feldman really wants everyone to know that he’s currently living with multiple blonde women with huge breasts, because he’s a major Hollywood player and rock star. And even though nobody really gives a shit about what he’s up to or who he’s living with, he was somehow the target of a “swatting” prank yesterday, and wouldn’t you know it? He was forced out of his home in the early hours of the morning with his two “Angels” in their sexy bath robes. Thank God there was a video camera rolling, because otherwise nobody would have ever known that Corey was so awesome and such a rock star who puts his recycling out.
By Lex September 25, 2013 @ 12:42 PM
Corey Feldman contends that Michael Jackson never touched him during those long sweaty prepubescent nights out at the Neverland Ranch, he just liked to talk a lot. So profound was all the late night ‘talking’ that twenty five years later Corey still routinely dresses up like the King of Pop when he goes out in public. Unlike Jackson, Corey surrounds himself with busty grown women just to be clear that he never went for any of that man-boy ‘talking’. He also reflexively grabs his ass and sheds real tears.
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By Lex September 05, 2013 @ 11:15 AM
Corey Feldman threw a $250 entry rent party and when some chick from Vice magazine ran unflattering photos of he and the skanks at his ho-down, he went online and compared it to being bullied. Twenty-five years ago, when Corey was professionally relevant, saying you were being bullied didn’t mean shit and everybody would call you a pussy and Mike Brady would teach you how to box. But now the ‘B’ word is so fucking hot button that calling upon it in your rhetoric is the equivalent of yelling ¡fuego! in an ELL class. It gets a reaction from all corners of the pearl clutchig world. Like this professor of bullying from Drexel University:
“This is horrible! I can’t believe that Corey would utilize such a serious issue to gain traction for his ‘comeback.’ If this is what I think it is, Corey should be ashamed and every national bullying organization should demand he apologize. This could be what I call the ‘Miley Cyrus Effect’ – doing anything, no matter how pathetic, in order to get attention.” - Dr. Chuck Williams, Drexel University Clinical Professor and Director of the Center for the Prevention of School-Aged Violence.
Whoa, there, Dr. Chuck, quit bullying Miley Cyrus with your ‘Miley Cyrus Effect’ slurs. That might even be racist too now that Miley is black. And how exactly should these bullying organizations demand his apologize? Sounds pretty damn schoolyard. Bully physician professor person, heal thyself.
I think we can all learn a lesson in this Corey Feldman bullying debate. That it’s never right to unfairly or harshly criticize or seek to hurt others merely for sport or spectacle or some cheap thrill. Also, that the wrong Corey died.
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