
Corey Feldman tells the Sun he’ll write a book that names two Hollywood celebrities that molested him as a child, though it’s not clear in this article if these will be two new names or if one is Michael Jackson.
Either way, yeah, we get it Feldman. You were a very cute kid and people wanted to fuck you. You don’t have to brag. If you were trying to make me feel bad because I was chunky and no one wanted to have sex with me, well then mission accomplished.

Corey Feldman has taken to his blog to issue a statement on the death of his frequent co-star Corey Haim, or at least I think he did because he wrote it in a dark blue font on a black background. It’s like reading a message between two spies.
This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.
I’m sure lots of people will be remembering Corey in their own way, but what would he want? Would he want us to grill some catfish and watch ‘the Prestige’? Hopefully so because I went to the Asian supermarket last night and bought some catfish. I’m not made out of money, you know, I’m not gonna just let it go bad.