Wrong Hole, No Goal, Cristiano Accused Of Rape

October 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I think there may be a certain tax bracket where you feel exclusively entitled to anal sex. You’ve been getting F’d in the A for so long because you were on the bottom, so when you finally switch positions... READ MORE

Cristiano Ronaldo Offering Other Women Practice Opportunities With His Balls

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s a true tragedy and tear jerker when your famous and wealthy footballer boyfriend turns out to be just another guy who can’t keep himself away from other women’s inboxes. Cristiano Ronaldo was caught attempting to infiltrate the heart,... READ MORE

Cristiano Ronaldo Finds Phone, Bangs Owner

July 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ronaldo was in Vegas doing Ronaldo things when he reportedly found a lost cell phone. Instead of not giving a shit like usual, he took it upon himself to find the owner of the phone and took her (the blond... READ MORE

Playboy Centerfold Derailed Ronaldo

June 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mexico has it’s own version of Playboy which is geared toward the Latin market meaning the chicks aren’t too tall to intimidate bus boys and show their tits for ten cents on the dollar. Daniella Chavez has appeared on... READ MORE

friday afternoon headlines

April 17, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

KIM KARDASHIAN – is bare ass naked in an un-retouched photo for Bazaar magazine (hq full size here). I hope she does Playboy again. Because I liked seeing her naked. Especially her boobs. I hope my insight into this... READ MORE

Paris Hilton did Cristiano Ronaldo

June 11, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.  She’s nothing if... READ MORE

RONALDO IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

January 8, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo obliterated his $300,000 Ferrari early this morning after losing control in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport.  No other cars were involved and no one was hurt, including Ronaldo, who somehow walked away without a... READ MORE

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE WINNER

June 27, 2008 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

Cristiano Ronaldo is maybe the world’s most famous soccer player, meaning he’s probably the most person in the world, and no one in America gives a shit.  Here he is in Italy yesterday vacationing with his insanely hot Spanish... READ MORE