It seems like the point of the Entourage movie so far is to cram as many famous people into it as possible so everyone will automatically think that it’s a huge blockbuster movie, despite the fact that the plot will be about as basic as they come. Will Vince get the role while his friends try to get laid by name-dropping him? Yes. The end. But Kevin Connolly proved that not even a pretty bad injury will stop him from collecting a paycheck while trading movie roles for some star-fucking, after he broke his left leg in two places while playing football with Russell Wilson on set last week. Work on the film reportedly continued uninterrupted, so we can still expect a resurgence of fedoras and fashion tank tops thanks to the film’s scheduled June 12 release next year.
Another day of filming on the set of the Entourage movie, and it’s another lack of surprises from Hollywood’s most unoriginal minds. If you had any hope that this movie would be more than just hot girls in tight dresses and douchebags driving expensive cars, all while famous actors made cameos as themselves for the sake of looking cool, you should have known better. Yesterday, Liam Neeson stopped by to film whatever scene he’s appearing in, and judging by the photos, he tells Ari to go fuck himself and then talks to some girls with large breasts. Groundbreaking stuff. You can’t blame these guys for appealing to the lowest hanging fruit on the tree, but even Larry the Cable Guy thinks this shit is too shameless.
Despite the success of the TV series, none of the actors from Entourage have ever really gone on to do anything else of importance, which is obviously why they decided to go back to the well and pretend like people still care about these hollow characters. For the actors like the guy with the curly hair, shoe boy, and the one who looks like a melting action figure, this is a chance to boost their careers a little and try to milk their 15 minutes some more, but it’s also an opportunity to surround themselves with hot aspiring actresses again, so they can trick other aspiring actors into thinking that Hollywood success means a non-stop pussy party, while young actresses are convinced that they need to spread on command. It’s a concept that we should appreciate, but frankly they’re just such damn douchebags about it all that it takes the fun out of it.
As the camera panned around between rounds Saturday night at UFC 104, play-by-play man Mike Goldberg said a quick word about the celebrities on hand, including Turtle and Ari from ‘Entourage’. And after he did, the great Joe Rogan explained all the things that make ‘Entourage’ so cool. In other words, Joe pretended like he didn’t hear Mike, and didn’t say a GD thing (I tacked on his Demi Moore line at the end of the video because it was awesome).
Joe is right of course because ‘Entourage’ sucks, and 100 percent of the people who think it’s cool are fuckin idiots. Case closed. I don’t care what else you like or what else you do, watching that is proof that you’re essentially retarded. It would be like you were on eHarmony, and a guys profile said:
- Loves to sail
- Gourmet chef
- Has sex with little boys
- A terrific dancer
Did you notice how number 4 kind of out-weighed everything else? It would be the same if he wrote “loves Entourage”. Except the things the pedophile watched would probably have better jokes.
Entourage is completely fucking moronic and always has been, and it’s with no small amount of pride that I can go back three years and point out my saying so. So needless to say this video from College Humor is a welcome sight. I’d rather watch a team of teenage cheerleaders giggling while they point at my penis than 30 seconds of Entourage.