As the camera panned around between rounds Saturday night at UFC 104, play-by-play man Mike Goldberg said a quick word about the celebrities on hand, including Turtle and Ari from ‘Entourage’. And after he did, the great Joe Rogan explained all the things that make ‘Entourage’ so cool. In other words, Joe pretended like he didn’t hear Mike, and didn’t say a GD thing (I tacked on his Demi Moore line at the end of the video because it was awesome).
Joe is right of course because ‘Entourage’ sucks, and 100 percent of the people who think it’s cool are fuckin idiots. Case closed. I don’t care what else you like or what else you do, watching that is proof that you’re essentially retarded. It would be like you were on eHarmony, and a guys profile said:
- Funny
- Loves to sail
- Gourmet chef
- Has sex with little boys
- A terrific dancer
Did you notice how number 4 kind of out-weighed everything else? It would be the same if he wrote “loves Entourage”. Except the things the pedophile watched would probably have better jokes.
Entourage is completely fucking moronic and always has been, and it’s with no small amount of pride that I can go back three years and point out my saying so. So needless to say this video from College Humor is a welcome sight. I’d rather watch a team of teenage cheerleaders giggling while they point at my penis than 30 seconds of Entourage.
The kind of people that still like Entourage are the same kind of people that still think Paris Hilton is hot, so it's fitting that Paris is dating the Entourage guy. According to a British rag. I don't know why it's in the "Bizarre" section; it should be in the "Fucking Typical" section.
I’M convinced PARIS HILTON is the luckiest girl alive – she is dating gorgeous actor ADRIAN GRENIER. Everything the heiress touches seems to turn to gold so it’s no wonder she looked dazzling in this sequinned frock.
I don't know whether to trust this source because the writer is obviously batshit. The moronic dis-inherited DUI recidivist retard is re-imagined as King Midas, while Furry McScrawny here has become Brad Pitt? But if it is true, like I said, fitting. Entourage is a show about a group of unendearing, inexplicably famous dipshits who spend all their time trying to act like the version of cool they read about in Maxim. And well, then there's Paris. It's like everything that's wrong with society, all in one place - all that's soulless and evil in the world! Sure they've got flair, but the Nazis had flair; THEY MADE THE JEWS WEAR IT! AAARGGHH!
Sorry about that. Anyway, I was going to say something about possibly being too hard on Adrian Grenier, and confusing the real guy with who he plays on TV, but he's dating Paris Hilton, so screw him. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all dreamed up by a marketing exec somewhere.
