By Lex February 28, 2014 @ 4:12 PM
George Lopez has been working way too hard. His fourth eponymously titled TV show is about to debut on FX, with the hope that this time somebody non-Hispanic in America will chuckle. He’s also still working the stand-up circuit, the esteemed casino tour in Canada, where last night after his show he felt the need for a brief respite on the floor of the Windsor Caesar’s Casino. Many passerby’s noticed that he was heavily intoxicated, including men with badges who hauled him away, but I’m assuming they just don’t understand a creative genius’ need for sudden naps. I bet right now George is fashioning some epic knee-slappers about Mexicans trying to sleep in Canadian casino lobbies. That’ll earn him three more TV shows playing himself. Maybe his ex-wife will donate him her second kidney. Ay, mami! That lovable scamp.
Photo credit: Chad Maura/Twitter
By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 3:13 PM
Apparently we’re not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night.
Lopez launched an attack on the ‘DWTS’ star’s fuller figure on ‘Lopez Tonight,’ saying of her first performance, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away.”
While Alley declared on Twitter, “lost 60 lbs before DWTS… Haven’t weighed in three weeks but sure I’ve lost over 10 more,” Lopez kept the barbs about her weight coming.
“Before the show, she went to the market and then she had roast beef,” said Lopez, alluding to a line from the classic nursery rhyme ‘This Little Piggy.’ Lopez followed this up with a commercial featuring an animated pig, saying, in case the joke wasn’t clear enough, that it looked like Alley.
When asked for a comment, someone read what Lopez did but Kirstie never said anything because all that talk about pigs made her hungry and by the time they got done her mouth was full of pork chops.
(source = fame)
By brendon April 16, 2010 @ 10:16 AM
Someone close to Conan O’Brien told me the other day that Tom Hanks has already been asked to be the first guest on Conans TBS show, but he’s a damn scrub compared to who will be on George Lopez one hour later. Deadline Hollywood says…
Conan O’Brien and George Lopez are expected to make a splash in their first week together in November on TBS with a lineup of A-list guests. I’ve heard that Sandra Bullock, who is George’s close friend and executive produced his ABC sitcom, may appear on his newly moved 12 AM-1 AM talk show that week.
And the Chicago Sun Times ads…
Bullock is not only a longtime personal friend of Lopez, she also served as an executive producer of the comedian’s old ABC sitcom, where she guested a few times.
”More important than all that, George has been one of Sandy’s most supportive and genuinely caring friends as she has gone through the nightmare of the past couple months,” said another longtime close Bullock buddy.
”He personifies how a real friend acts when someone you love is going through a hellish situation.”
I don’t even think George Lopez is funny but he still seems to be a likable guy. And I’m not just saying that so I don’t look racist. Okay actually I am. Because I’m incredibly racist. The truth is I’m pretty sure I saw George Lopez steal my car radio one time. Him and Denzel Washington.
UPDATE - not one single person emailed to tell me i had ‘snadra’ in the headline for like 3 hours, but im okay with that because the last thing i want is people emailing me every time my spelling or punctuation or grammar set a new low.
By brendon March 30, 2010 @ 2:56 PM
Lindsay Lohans twitter page today is a perfect summary of Lindsay Lohan. Indecipherable rambling, lies, and denial (*). Apparently George Lopez made a joke on his talk show about the white powder exploding out of her shoes Saturday night, and since there no reason to think Lindsay would ever be around cocaine, she was naturally offended.
@georgelopez thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather* don’t you have kids?
@georgelopez U wouldn’t wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.
Lopez has responded by inviting her on his show, probably because he didn’t know how else to respond to her nonsensical comments. It’s like arguing with a homeless person who thinks you’re some kind of demon. Her next post will probably start, “I saw a leprechaun made of fire today…”
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