By Jack August 31, 2015 @ 11:00 AM
WWE legend and black person hater Hulk Hogan is sad because people think he’s a racist because he said all those racist things. He got so down he contemplated suicide. He really thinks all men are brothers, brother.
He’s been body slammed by life. (TMZ)
Carla Gugino gets her boobs squeezed on Masters of Sex. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Apple and Tidal are fighting over Drake…whhhhyyyy? (Dlisted)
Raiders’ cheerleader Jennifer Embler is hot as fuck. (Busted Coverage)
Gigi Hadid bikinis because it’s her job. (COED)
Chloe Moretz in a short skirt makes me think bad thoughts. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kim Kardashian looks like a slut alien in C magazine. (Hollywood Tuna)
By Jack July 24, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Let me tell ya something, brother, Hulk Hogan is not a fan of Black people. He is a fan of dropping the N-bomb in a video that got him shit canned from WWE. Say it ain’t so, Hulkster.
Read his thoughts on African-Americans. (TMZ)
Angelique Morgan flashes her giant fake titties. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Kimberly Garner wears a bikini because why not? (Drunken Stepfather)
Tom Hiddleston is probably porking the other other Olsen sister. (Dlisted)
Sara Jean Underwood is one of those hot chicks that’s scantily clad on Instagram. (COED)
Hot vain chicks looking at their titties in the mirror. (The Chive)
Miami Dolphins cheerleader Kaitlin Spehr can tackle me any day. (Busted Coverage)
By Matt April 08, 2015 @ 7:03 AM
Pro wrestler Scott Steiner, also known as Big Poppa Pump, reportedly accosted Hulk Hogan’s wife and threatened to kill Hogan himself at the airport. It is unknown if Steiner has taken too many pile drivers and is going OJ or if wrestling has taken it to the next level and someone is going to die for ratings. Possibly he just hits on guys wives and has terrible game. Steiner allegedly said he was going to:
“Kill Terry [Hogan’s real name] as soon as he lands.”
Steiner is now being investigated for felony terrorists threats because you can’t have any fun at the airport anymore. He has also been banned from several WWE events, although being banned and not on the list are entirely different scenarios. Steiner is again either still playing the part or a legitimate threat because he didn’t apologize when reached for comment on the charges:
“Typical Hogan. He’s just a punk.”
I don’t watch wrestling anymore but if this plays out with the Department of Homeland Security in a Battle Royal against the NWO I’ll be purchasing their next pay per view. Steroids have side effects, turn over the bottle.
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By Matt August 18, 2014 @ 8:54 AM
The widow of The Ultimate Warrior wants Hulk Hogan to stop talking about her deceased husbands in public. Hogan and the Warrior had many feuds in the WWF, and apparently did not get along behind the scenes. This could be attributed to the fact that the Warrior was an insane roid raging religious nut who nobody liked, or that once you have had your face pressed against a guy’s nutsack for a dozen pile drivers its hard to make eye contact over a Stella. In an interview Hogan discussed how he had attempted to make up with the Warrior:
“I went right up to him, I shook his hand and said, ‘Brother, I know I’m not supposed to talk to you, but I just want to let you know I love you.”
Hogan later admits this was done on camera, but claims to have not seen the camera until he finished his ham fisted and rehearsed soliloquy.
“And then I noticed that there was a WWE camera that peeled around the side. I had no idea that they had a camera following him.”
Dana Warrior is pissed that Hogan played the Nobel Peace Prize card for the cameras, but in real life didn’t give a fuck about the Warrior. The fact that her last name is Warrior combined with her utter shock that wrestlers pretend things in front of cameras might mean that Dana’s husband forget to tell his wife that 40-year old men don’t actually get paid to wrestle for real anywhere in the world. The actors who play Spock and Kirk don’t need to stroke each other off between takes, they just need to nail the scene.
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By Jack October 04, 2013 @ 1:06 PM
By now we’ve all seen Miley Cyrus’ construction equipment humping Wrecking Ball video. Well, in a new commercial for Hostamania, a web hosting site, Hulk Hogan rides a wrecking ball in a thong to the tune of his classic theme song Real American. Yes. That happened. This, alas, isn’t the first time we’ve seen the Hulkster’s ass. Remember his sex tape? Of course you do! There are certain things that you can’t unsee. The rest of the commercial doesn’t make a lot of sense. A guy is eating crayons and then another guy drops from the ceiling and steals and eats the first guys crayons and then Hulk Hogan beats him up. If Hostamania really wants to beat GoDaddy they might want to throw in some tits or hot chicks at least…not a 60-year-old leather purse-looking dude’s ass.
By Travis May 10, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan’s “secret” sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears from the Internet, but a judge has granted Hogan a temporary restraining order against Gawker, so the site and others must not remove the awful video that doesn’t actually ever show anything even remotely interesting.
According to TMZ, Hogan’s lawyers, seen above after a Jon Gruden lookalike contest last October, are muscling up against any sites that are still hosting the sex tape, and they’re determined to go to any lengths necessary to make sure that nobody watches it again. And maybe next they’ll do the same for anything that Brooke Hogan has ever done.
(Photo Credit: Getty)