Gawker Looking to Work Something Out

April 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lawyers for Gawker filed a motion to have the Florida jury award of $140 million to Hulk Hogan reduced by about 99%. Or roughly all if you’re into rounding. Attorneys for Gawker used a bunch of fancy words to call the jury members idiotic and emotionally punishing to the tune of an award ten times […]


Hulkster Will Get Tons of Pennies on the Dollar

March 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Terry Bollea made it clear during trial that Hulk Hogan is merely a character he portrays. Don’t be confused by the do-rag both wear incessantly. A sympathetic Florida jury awarded Bollea $60 million in emotional damages and $55 million in economic damages against Gawker who had published without permission or any source confirmation a one […]


Hulkster Sex Tape Trial Is a Must See

March 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re not watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape trial you’re missing some solid courtroom drama. The Hulkster under his real name nobody cares about is suing smarmy media site Gawker for $100 million clams for running excerpts of that one time he might’ve fucked Florida radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife and Bubba […]


The Hulkster Is Sad And Shit Around The Web

August 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

WWE legend and black person hater Hulk Hogan is sad because people think he’s a racist because he said all those racist things. He got so down he contemplated suicide. He really thinks all men are brothers, brother. He’s been body slammed by life. (TMZ) Carla Gugino gets her boobs squeezed on Masters of Sex. […]


Hulk Hogan Doesn’t Like Black Folks Much And Shit Around The Web

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Let me tell ya something, brother, Hulk Hogan is not a fan of Black people. He is a fan of dropping the N-bomb in a video that got him shit canned from WWE. Say it ain’t so, Hulkster. Read his thoughts on African-Americans. (TMZ) Angelique Morgan flashes her giant fake titties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Kimberly Garner […]


Wrestling Isn’t Fake Anymore

April 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Pro wrestler Scott Steiner, also known as Big Poppa Pump, reportedly accosted Hulk Hogan’s wife and threatened to kill Hogan himself at the airport. It is unknown if Steiner has taken too many pile drivers and is going OJ or if wrestling has taken it to the next level and someone is going to die for […]


Hulk Hogan Is a Fake Among Fakes

August 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The widow of The Ultimate Warrior wants Hulk Hogan to stop talking about her deceased husbands in public. Hogan and the Warrior had many feuds in the WWF, and apparently did not get along behind the scenes. This could be attributed to the fact that the Warrior was an insane roid raging religious nut who nobody […]


Hulk Hogan Makes Terrifying Commercial In A Thong

October 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

By now we’ve all seen Miley Cyrus’ construction equipment humping Wrecking Ball video. Well, in a new commercial for Hostamania, a web hosting site, Hulk Hogan rides a wrecking ball in a thong to the tune of his classic theme song Real American. Yes. That happened. This, alas, isn’t the first time we’ve seen the […]


Everyone Stop Watching Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape

May 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan‘s “secret” sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears […]


Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

October 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former “best friend” whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker. Hulk Hogan […]