Hulk Hogan Is a Fake Among Fakes

By Matt August 18, 2014 @ 8:54 AM


The widow of The Ultimate Warrior wants Hulk Hogan to stop talking about her deceased husbands in public. Hogan and the Warrior had many feuds in the WWF, and apparently did not get along behind the scenes. This could be attributed to the fact that the Warrior was an insane roid raging religious nut who nobody liked, or that once you have had your face pressed against a guy’s nutsack for a dozen pile drivers its hard to make eye contact over a Stella. In an interview Hogan discussed how he had attempted to make up with the Warrior:

“I went right up to him, I shook his hand and said, ‘Brother, I know I’m not supposed to talk to you, but I just want to let you know I love you.”

Hogan later admits this was done on camera, but claims to have not seen the camera until he finished his ham fisted and rehearsed soliloquy.

“And then I noticed that there was a WWE camera that peeled around the side. I had no idea that they had a camera following him.”

Dana Warrior is pissed that Hogan played the Nobel Peace Prize card for the cameras, but in real life didn’t give a fuck about the Warrior. The fact that her last name is Warrior combined with her utter shock that wrestlers pretend things in front of cameras might mean that Dana’s husband forget to tell his wife that 40-year old men don’t actually get paid to wrestle for real anywhere in the world. The actors who play Spock and Kirk don’t need to stroke each other off between takes, they just need to nail the scene.

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Hulk Hogan Makes Terrifying Commercial In A Thong

By Jack October 04, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

By now we’ve all seen Miley Cyrus’ construction equipment humping Wrecking Ball video. Well, in a new commercial for Hostamania, a web hosting site, Hulk Hogan rides a wrecking ball in a thong to the tune of his classic theme song Real American. Yes. That happened. This, alas, isn’t the first time we’ve seen the Hulkster’s ass. Remember his sex tape? Of course you do! There are certain things that you can’t unsee. The rest of the commercial doesn’t make a lot of sense. A guy is eating crayons and then another guy drops from the ceiling and steals and eats the first guys crayons and then Hulk Hogan beats him up. If Hostamania really wants to beat GoDaddy they might want to throw in some tits or hot chicks at least…not a 60-year-old leather purse-looking dude’s ass.

Everyone Stop Watching Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape

By Travis May 10, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan’s “secret” sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears from the Internet, but a judge has granted Hogan a temporary restraining order against Gawker, so the site and others must not remove the awful video that doesn’t actually ever show anything even remotely interesting.

According to TMZ, Hogan’s lawyers, seen above after a Jon Gruden lookalike contest last October, are muscling up against any sites that are still hosting the sex tape, and they’re determined to go to any lengths necessary to make sure that nobody watches it again. And maybe next they’ll do the same for anything that Brooke Hogan has ever done.

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Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 1:16 PM


While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former “best friend” whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker.

Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits Monday over the infamous sex tape featuring his bedroom romp with his best friend’s ex-wife — even as the best friend denies any involvement in releasing the tape.
?(Hogans attorney) said the two suits would argue one basic concept — invasion of privacy.?

Well he’s off to a bad start because he can’t prove (yet) who leaked the tape and Gawker is incorporated under a shell company in the Cayman Islands so good luck suing them, but on the plus side, his attorney is scaring the shit out of me right now. It’s like someone tried to kill an evil ventriloquist dummy by burning it but all the fire did was make it come to life. If I were on a jury my pants would be soaked in urine. I’ll do whatever you say just please don’t kill me.

(source = ny daily news, image source = getty)

Hulk Hogan has a very cordial sex tape

By brendon October 05, 2012 @ 11:32 AM


If you’re gonna deny the existence of a sex tape, like Hulk Hogan did, you can’t have hair like a clown in a depressing discount circus. Because even if there was no sound, this would obviously be Hulk Hogan having sex with a girl (Heather Clem) who has the polite but bored indifference of a prostitue even though she isn’t one.

The heavily edited (but still probably NSFW) footage is on Gawker, and it’s mostly just polite small talk, like he’s talking to a bartender. He even mentions his son Nick at least 3 times. I was gonna say that Hulk thinking about his son while getting a blowjob is better than Hulk thinking about his daughter while getting a blowjob, but it actually might be worse.

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 4:45 PM


Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now!

A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman.
Hogan says that he was set-up, and that the tape, which is currently being shopped around, is an ‘outrageous invasion of privacy’ (which) was ‘secretly taped’ and that he never approved of it’s filming nor subsequent release.

He says that but at the end of the tape, the girl walks away and Hulk hits her in the back with a chair, then he flexes toward the camera and says Hulkamanaia just ran wild over her. So it sorta seems like he knew it was being filmed.