It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan’s “secret” sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears from the Internet, but a judge has granted Hogan a temporary restraining order against Gawker, so the site and others must not remove the awful video that doesn’t actually ever show anything even remotely interesting.
According to TMZ, Hogan’s lawyers, seen above after a Jon Gruden lookalike contest last October, are muscling up against any sites that are still hosting the sex tape, and they’re determined to go to any lengths necessary to make sure that nobody watches it again. And maybe next they’ll do the same for anything that Brooke Hogan has ever done.
While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former “best friend” whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker.
Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits Monday over the infamous sex tape featuring his bedroom romp with his best friend’s ex-wife — even as the best friend denies any involvement in releasing the tape.
(Hogans attorney) said the two suits would argue one basic concept — invasion of privacy.
Well he’s off to a bad start because he can’t prove (yet) who leaked the tape and Gawker is incorporated under a shell company in the Cayman Islands so good luck suing them, but on the plus side, his attorney is scaring the shit out of me right now. It’s like someone tried to kill an evil ventriloquist dummy by burning it but all the fire did was make it come to life. If I were on a jury my pants would be soaked in urine. I’ll do whatever you say just please don’t kill me.
If you’re gonna deny the existence of a sex tape, like Hulk Hogan did, you can’t have hair like a clown in a depressing discount circus. Because even if there was no sound, this would obviously be Hulk Hogan having sex with a girl (Heather Clem) who has the polite but bored indifference of a prostitue even though she isn’t one.
The heavily edited (but still probably NSFW) footage is on Gawker, and it’s mostly just polite small talk, like he’s talking to a bartender. He even mentions his son Nick at least 3 times. I was gonna say that Hulk thinking about his son while getting a blowjob is better than Hulk thinking about his daughter while getting a blowjob, but it actually might be worse.
Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now!
A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman.
Hogan says that he was set-up, and that the tape, which is currently being shopped around, is an ‘outrageous invasion of privacy’ (which) was ‘secretly taped’ and that he never approved of it’s filming nor subsequent release.
He says that but at the end of the tape, the girl walks away and Hulk hits her in the back with a chair, then he flexes toward the camera and says Hulkamanaia just ran wild over her. So it sorta seems like he knew it was being filmed.
Linda Hogan has a new book called “Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes”, and in the prologue she talks about why she left Hulk Hogan, how she “summoned the courage to take the first step toward happiness”, and how she hopes her story will inspire other women, “to move on in their own lives.”
There’s nothing in the prologue about why she still calls herself Linda Hogan still even though they divorced 4 years ago or why she’s posing in a wrestling ring for the cover of a book about how she wanted to have her own life away from the wrestler, but it didn’t mention this seemingly relevant aspect of Hulks life either.
(Linda) appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if Hulk and Brutus Beefcake carried on “an intimate relationship.”
“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”
What a lucky coincidence that Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour asked his ones of listeners for questions and then an anonymous email named the specific person Hulk Hogan had a gay affair with! I mean, case closed. Even Hulk himself would have to admit that this kind of thing would be impossible to fake.