Gawker Looking to Work Something Out

Lawyers for Gawker filed a motion to have the Florida jury award of $140 million to Hulk Hogan reduced by about 99%. Or roughly all if you're into rounding. Attorneys for Gawker used a bunch of fancy words to call the jury members idiotic and emotionally punishing to the tune of an award ten times greater than has ever been awarded before in similar cases. Also, everyone kind of acknowledgesthat fucking your friend's...read more

Hulkster Will Get Tons of Pennies on the Dollar

Terry Bollea made it clear during trial that Hulk Hogan is merely a character he portrays. Don't be confused by the do-rag both wear incessantly. A sympathetic Florida jury awarded Bollea $60 million in emotional damages and $55 million in economic damages against Gawker who had published without permission or any source confirmation a one minute excerpt of Bollea fucking his friend's wife on hidden camera. Gawker...read more

Hulkster Sex Tape Trial Is a Must See

If you're not watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape trial you're missing some solid courtroom drama. The Hulkster under his real name nobody cares about is suing smarmy media site Gawker for $100 million clams for running excerpts of that one time he might've fucked Florida radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge's wife and Bubba secretly filmed it. Gawker also published a bunch of derogatory comments along with the leaked sex...read more

The Hulkster Is Sad And Shit Around The Web

WWE legend and black person hater Hulk Hogan is sad because people think he's a racist because he said all those racist things. He got so down he contemplated suicide. He really thinks all men are brothers, brother. He's been body slammed by life. (TMZ) Carla Gugino gets her boobs squeezed on Masters of Sex. (Egotastic All-Stars) Apple and Tidal are fighting over Drake...whhhhyyyy? (Dlisted) Raiders' cheerleader...read more

Hulk Hogan Doesn't Like Black Folks Much And Shit Around The Web

Let me tell ya something, brother, Hulk Hogan is not a fan of Black people. He is a fan of dropping the N-bomb in a video that got him shit canned from WWE. Say it ain't so, Hulkster. Read his thoughts on African-Americans. (TMZ) Angelique Morgan flashes her giant fake titties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Kimberly Garner wears a bikini because why not? (Drunken Stepfather) Tom Hiddleston is probably porking the other other...read more

Wrestling Isn't Fake Anymore

Pro wrestler Scott Steiner, also known as Big Poppa Pump, reportedly accosted Hulk Hogan's wife and threatened to kill Hogan himselfat the airport. It is unknown if Steiner has taken too many pile drivers and is going OJ or if wrestling has taken it to the next level and someone is going to die for ratings. Possibly he just hits on guys wives and has terrible game. Steiner allegedly said he was going to: "Kill Terry...read more

Hulk Hogan Is a Fake Among Fakes

The widow of The Ultimate Warrior wants Hulk Hogan to stop talking about her deceased husbandsin public. Hogan and the Warrior had many feuds in the WWF, and apparently did not get along behind the scenes. This could be attributed to the fact that the Warrior was an insane roid raging religious nut who nobody liked, or that once you have had your face pressed against a guy's nutsack for a dozen pile drivers its hard...read more

Hulk Hogan Makes Terrifying Commercial In A Thong

By now we've all seen Miley Cyrus' construction equipment humping Wrecking Ball video. Well, in a new commercial for Hostamania, a web hosting site, Hulk Hogan rides a wrecking ball in a thong to the tune of his classic theme song Real American. Yes. That happened. This, alas, isn't the first time we've seen the Hulkster's ass. Remember his sex tape? Of course you do! There are certain things that you can't...read more

Everyone Stop Watching Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape

It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan's "secret" sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears from the Internet, but a judge has granted Hogan a temporary restraining order against...read more

Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former "best friend" whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker. Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits Monday over the infamous sex tape featuring his bedroom romp with his best...read more

Hulk Hogan has a very cordial sex tape

If you're gonna deny the existence of a sex tape, like Hulk Hogan did, you can't have hair like a clown in a depressing discount circus. Because even if there was no sound, this would obviously be Hulk Hogan having sex with a girl (Heather Clem) who has the polite but bored indifference of a prostitue even though she isn't one. The heavily edited (but still probably NSFW) footage is on Gawker, and it's mostly just...read more

Hulk Hogan has a sex tape

Until now the closest you could come to seeing Hulk Hogan having sex was the pictures of him seductively rubbing oil on his daughters ass or Sgt. Slaughter dry humping him at Wrestlemania VII. That Ends Now! A sex tape has emerged featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan. The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman. Hogan says that he was set-up, and that...read more

Hulk Hogan was secretly gay now or something

Linda Hogan has a new book called "Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes", and in the prologue she talks about why she left Hulk Hogan, how she "summoned the courage to take the first step toward happiness", and how she hopes her story will inspire other women, "to move on in their own lives." There's nothing in the prologue about why she still calls herself Linda Hogan still even though they divorced 4 years...read more

Hulk Hogan is easily relaxed

You may be thinking of skipping this video, but in the end Hulk Hogan takes his cock out in front of his daughter, so why on earth would you want to.read more

friday morning headlines

COLLEGE HUMOR - is having their Americas Hottest College Girl contest. Remember this hot bitch? Oh good you're nodding (I can see you through your webcam, btw). Well that's Nikki. And everyone should go vote for her. Because she reads Tyler too, and she asked me to put this up. So you two have a lot in common. If you vote for her she'll probably wanna go out with you. (college humor, last girl in the south bracket -...read more