It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away. Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend?
Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves. 911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving? Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now. 911: Why are you following him? Linda: I don’t know 911: Stop following him!
I think when you’re this dumb, you can be declared legally dead. I’m gonna have to look into this. With the right paperwork, we might be able to bury her.
In response to Hulk Hogan repeatedly saying that Johan Grazionas current condition is all part of gods plan to make him a better person, the Grazianao family has released a video tape of John in his hospital bed. It's hard to tell if John has learned the true magic of life, love, and friendship as Hulk suggested, but after this he blamed some kids for having downs syndrome and then called paraplegics "lazy". He’s the philosopher king!
(WARNING - the tape after the jump is graphic and not for the faint of heart)
AOL has a copy today of a threatening phone call received by Hulk Hogan and allegedly made by Frank Grazianio, the brother of John Grazionao. John of course is the young Marine who used to be friends with Nick Hogan but has been in a coma ever since Nick drove their car into a palm tree on August 26th. You can hear the new tape here, and an older tape of Frank on a Tampa radio show here. In both cases, Frank seems angry as hell, as he should be. He promises a lifetime of misery and persecution for the entire Hogan family, which considering how they’ve acted is exactly what they deserve. Vigilante justice gets a bad rap but it shouldn’t in cases like this. If I were on the jury and Frank was on trial because he beat up Nick I would announce a verdict of "High Five!"
As if there was any real doubt, Hulk Hogan was lying last night on Larry King Live. He claimed he said what he did on those jailhouse tapes because he had been going crazy for almost a month, with almost no sleep, while his son was on the brink of madness in solitary confinement. Hulk said…
"… solitary confinement, most hardened criminals unravel after two or three days, Nick survived in there for 28-29 days. During that period of time, while I’m sitting there, 28-29 days, with hardly any sleep, I did everything I could…"
And he just kind of rambles on after that, but here’s the point: Nick Hogan began his jail sentence on May 9. In the lawsuit filed by the Hogans against the Pinellas County Sheriffs Department for releasing the phone calls, page 2, line 17 says:
"Between May 10, 2008, and May 21, 2008, Defendant, in an unprecedented action, released to the media approximately 26 hours of Bolleas recorded telephone calls with his family."
This means the tapes were made as early as the very first day. At the very most Nick was in jail 11 days before Hulk said what he did. I'm not good with numbers, but I'm pretty sure 29 is way more than 1. Hulk should just admit his little boy is a bitch and he's in jail and they know he can't handle it. Linda Hogan said we should let Nick out and as a punishment give him a kitten but the kitten would have mange. No, she didnt really say that but only because she hasn't thought of it yet.
Hulk Hogan went on Larry King Live last night to try to give his side to the famous jailhouse tapes, on which Hogan and his family essentially blame John Grazianao for going into a coma (that kid is a jerk!) Hogan comes off better last night than he did in the tapes but at one point he does insist that this was all part of gods plan to make Nick and John better people. Keep in mind John Grazianno will never open his eyes again. To recap, Hulk raised a spoiled fuckup, and John was a negative person, so god killed John to make up for Hulks failure as a parent. Because ours is a vengeful god, who will smite all those who do not make him happy, and Nick Hogan is his instrument of death.
In hindsight maybe Hulk should just shut the fuck up from now on.
I keep forgetting to put this up, it’s a few days old now, but if you haven’t heard it yet, AOL has a phone conversation between Nick Hogan and Hulk Hogan, recorded while Nick is in jail, where they essentially say John Grazianos negative attitude is the reason that John is in a permanent vegetative state. You may think the reason he is in a coma is because Nick Hogan had a few beers and raced his car down the street and smashed into a telephone poll, but no, it was because John sometimes yelled at people.
HULK: I don’t know what type of person John was, or what he did to get himself in this situation, I know he was pretty aggressive, and he used to yell at people and he used to do stuff, and, for some reason man, God laid some heavy shit on that kid, man, I don’t know what he was into… NICK: John was a negative person. HULK: He was what? NICK: He was a negative person.
After that, the conversation cuts to them talking about how to make Nick the most money possible out of this situation. It's like that old saying, "when life hands you lemons, put the lemon in a fucking coma. Then you can sell it for money."
(if you're not making a fist right now, try listening to the tape again while looking at this picture of John in his hospital bed. WARNING - this picture is pretty awful)
HOGAN DRIVING UPDATE – and as several have pointed out, Brooke Hogan was in a two car crash over the weekend in Tampa. At least this time, it doesn’t seem to have been her fault, and the Hogan family didn't leave anyone with life ending injuries (more on TMZ here, picture source = splash news online).
