Joan Rivers Doc Took a Selfie While She Lay Unconscious

September 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America’s obsession with social media vanity has now murdered our nation’s fourth finest octogenarian female comic. It was only a matter of time before selfies went from being super obvious ego stroking visuals to pathological killers. According to CNN, which somebody watched once a decade ago, Joan Rivers doctor took a selfie in the procedure […]

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Joan Rivers Officially Dies

September 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’d asked me just a week ago which member of the Fashion Police panel would’ve gone first, I would’ve picked the anorexic with the killer tan. She looks like she hasn’t had a decent meal since the last Pope. My second choice would’ve been Kelly Osbourne. She does more booze and drugs in one […]

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Joan Rivers Is Dead, Or Not

August 28, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a battle of veracity between TMZ and social media hoaxers, there’s no clear way to pick the more reliable source. TMZ has a reporting accuracy of 12-percent, while people making up shit on Twitter sit at zero-percent, though far more self-aware and entertaining. Joan Rivers went into cardiac arrest during what is being described […]

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Joan Rivers Just Won’t Go Away

August 8, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Joan Rivers threw out some incendiary comments regarding the Gaza conflict but nobody really cared because everybody knows she’s creepy old and desperate for attention. Rivers is turning into the grandma who drops an N Bomb and everyone shrugs and walks into the kitchen for more iced tea because you don’t suddenly stop with the […]

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Joan Rivers Isn’t Sorry About Her Bad Jokes (VIDEO)

April 24, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Ancient comedienne Joan Rivers and her talentless daughter Melissa have apparently had a reality show on the WE network for several years now, and it reveals how zany and bizarre their life is together, as they continue to be the only people who can stand them. They were on the Today Show this week to […]

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Joan Rivers Calls Lena Dunham A Dangerous Diabetes Causing Fatty

March 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Pickled fashion crone Joan Rivers attacked Lena Dunham’s weight and the message her fat ass sends to girls. It all started when the legendary comedian took time away from luring kids into her gingerbread house oven to go on The Howard Stern Show. The topic of Dunham came up and the dress she wore to […]

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The Kardashians Are Pissed About This Stupid Sex Tape Spoof (VIDEO)

March 27, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Joan Rivers enlisted Ray J’s help to make a spoof of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, because it’s not like he has anything better to do than to continue sucking the dust out of the corpse of the one thing that made him famous seven years ago. But even though it was that sex tape that […]

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Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

January 22, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye’s demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers’ horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever controversial Rivers commented on North’s unibrow. She said, “That baby is […]

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Joan Rivers Calls Jennifer Lawrence On Her Shit

December 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joan Rivers is calling out Jennifer Lawrence for saying that the old crone is a bad influenece on girls. Katniss told Barbara Walters that she thinks shows like Rivers’ Fashion Police tell the youngin’s that it’s OK to ridicule the way people look. Lawrence has told anyone who’ll listen that she hates the Hollywood culture […]

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Kris Jenner And Joan Rivers Milked Cows (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re the kind of guy (or girl, we don’t discriminate) that likes to watch two grandmothers wrap their veiny, wrinkled claws around the teats of two terrified cows and cackle about how disgusting it is, despite the fact that hard-working Americans still wake up and milk cows every day, then Kris Jenner has the […]

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