Joan Rivers Doc Took a Selfie While She Lay Unconscious

America's obsession with social media vanity has now murdered our nation's fourth finest octogenarian female comic. It was only a matter of time before selfies went from being super obvious ego stroking visuals to pathological killers. According to CNN, which somebody... read more

Joan Rivers Officially Dies

If you'd asked me just a week ago which member of the Fashion Police panel would've gone first, I would've picked the anorexic with the killer tan. She looks like she hasn't had a decent meal since the last Pope. My second choice would've been Kelly Osbourne. She does... read more

Joan Rivers Is Dead, Or Not

In a battle of veracity between TMZ and social media hoaxers, there's no clear way to pick the more reliable source. TMZ has a reporting accuracy of 12-percent, while people making up shit on Twitter sit at zero-percent, though far more self-aware and entertaining. Joan... read more

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Joan Rivers Just Won't Go Away

Joan Rivers threw out some incendiary comments regarding the Gaza conflict but nobody really cared because everybody knows she's creepy old and desperate for attention. Rivers is turning into the grandma who drops an N Bomb and everyone shrugs and walks into the kitchen... read more

Joan Rivers Isn't Sorry About Her Bad Jokes (VIDEO)

Ancient comedienne Joan Rivers and her talentless daughter Melissa have apparently had a reality show on the WE network for several years now, and it reveals how zany and bizarre their life is together, as they continue to be the only people who can stand them. They were... read more

Joan Rivers Calls Lena Dunham A Dangerous Diabetes Causing Fatty

Pickled fashion crone Joan Rivers attacked Lena Dunham's weight and the message her fat ass sends to girls. It all started when the legendary comedian took time away from luring kids into her gingerbread house oven to go on The Howard Stern Show. The topic of Dunham came... read more

The Kardashians Are Pissed About This Stupid Sex Tape Spoof (VIDEO)

Joan Rivers enlisted Ray J's help to make a spoof of Kim Kardashian's sex tape, because it's not like he has anything better to do than to continue sucking the dust out of the corpse of the one thing that made him famous seven years ago. But even though it was that sex... read more

Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye's demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers' horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever... read more

Joan Rivers Calls Jennifer Lawrence On Her Shit

Joan Rivers is calling out Jennifer Lawrence for saying that the old crone is a bad influenece on girls. Katniss told Barbara Walters that she thinks shows like Rivers' Fashion Police tell the youngin's that it's OK to ridicule the way people look. Lawrence has told... read more

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Kris Jenner And Joan Rivers Milked Cows (VIDEO)

If you're the kind of guy (or girl, we don't discriminate) that likes to watch two grandmothers wrap their veiny, wrinkled claws around the teats of two terrified cows and cackle about how disgusting it is, despite the fact that hard-working Americans still wake up and... read more

The Palins And The Rivers To Fuck Up Each Other's Kids on ABC

Bristol Palin and her bitchy little sister Willow are switching homes with Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers on the season premiere of Celebrity Wife Swap, you know, despite the fact none of these four women are actually wives.They're going to take care of each other's... read more

will.i.am Has Justin Bieber's Back

Pop star Justin Bieber took a lot of shit from people last week after he visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam and signed the guestbook with a note about how he hoped the teenage Holocaust victim would have been a "Belieber". While people took offense to the comment,... read more