will.i.am Has Justin Bieber’s Back

By Travis April 22, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Pop star Justin Bieber took a lot of shit from people last week after he visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam and signed the guestbook with a note about how he hoped the teenage Holocaust victim would have been a “Belieber”. While people took offense to the comment, calling the 19-year old and his fans ignorant and misguided, there are at least two celebrities who are defending Bieber.

First, Joan Rivers told TMZ that she thinks his comment just “came out wrong”, and she would know because she makes jokes about the Holocaust. But fellow pop star will.i.am had a much more rational take on the story than “He probably could have worded it better”.

“The dude was in freaking Amsterdam. He could get sex because it’s legal, he could get drugs because it’s legal, and now we are making a hoopla because he said, ‘I wonder if Anne Frank was a Belieber?’

“He went to a museum! If you go to Amsterdam you are going to see some crazy freaking s**t… there is a lot of s**t to do in Amsterdam but he chose to go to Anne Frank’s house. The guy is all right.” (WENN.com)

He’s right. We should just be happy that Bieber didn’t go to Amsterdam and jam a syringe full of heroin into his eyeball while he paid some women at sex dungeon to choke him until he couldn’t feel his heartbeat and a couple guys in hoods tossed his lifeless body into the Amstel. I guess.

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Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust

By Travis March 01, 2013 @ 11:12 AM

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on this planet. And her vagina might as well be the gates to Heaven, because Seal only just started dating again and his new girlfriend is so average that nobody gives a crap who she is or what show she’s on.

But how much do people love Klum? Enough that they’re ready to correct nature’s mistakes and finally kill Joan Rivers.

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Joan Rivers knows how to party

By brendon February 01, 2012 @ 1:19 PM

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This is news to me but apparently Joan Rivers has a TV show on WE, and also there’s a channel named WE, and on last nights episode Joan was nervous about meeting her daughters boyfriend. So she got together with a friend. And they got stoned as fuck.

The Daily Mail says…

(Joan) calls her friend Lynne who tells her she can get her something that will calm her down.
The pair visit a medical marijuana doctor for a prescription before heading to a shop that sells cannabis.
She and Lynne then find a spot to park their car and light up the pipe.
The pair get the giggles, with Joan exclaiming: ‘I’m starving, i want to eat right now, lets go.’
But Lynne, who is in the driver’s seat, is clearly in no state to be behind the wheel, saying: ‘I cant tell if I’m moving.’
Joan says: ‘I don’t think you should drive… I’m going to call Melissa.’
Her daughter arrives and is furious at the pair, saying: ‘Oh my god, we have to go right now come on, we’re going home… I’m ashamed of both you.’
The women make Melissa stop at a roadside food truck for burgers and chips.
Back at home home, Melissa tries to put the laughing pair to bed quietly while everyone else sleeps.
But Joan and Lynne aren’t ready to sleep, and go into the hot tub fully clothed in the middle of the night.

Well it’s a good thing marijuana is still illegal almost everywhere in this country. If she hadn’t been under a doctors care when she giggled and ate a hamburger, it would have been pandaemonium.