Johnny Depp Hoarding Kardashian Kouch

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How far reaching is the Kardashian Klan's reach of ruin? There might be a conspiracy somewhere buried in those couch cushions.

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Suing Your Reps Is Fraught With Peril

June 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In Hollywood, your professional reps and personal assistants are like your family. So, only loyal to the dollar. Assume while you've been drinking most of your adult life, your esteemed ten-percenters have been sober and learning shit about you... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Stone Cold Assassin

June 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In his current physical state, Johnny Depp couldn't assassinate a wingless bee. In his previous physical state, it would've been a fair fight. The bracelet jiggling wino and self-deluded hippy cowboy made an appearance at the Glastonbury arts festival... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Spent Like a Drunken Sailor

June 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The business management firm Johnny Depp is suing for leaving him cash poor after twenty years of raking massive paydays is countersuing and releasing emails sent from their reps to Depp urging him to stop spending like a fucking... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Looking for Work (VIDEO)

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has made a fortune on any number of big budget movies that largely haven't fared well at the box office. He annually ranks as one of the worst cost-benefit lead actors in Hollywood. He rakes on films... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Broke Ass

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has fired his long time agent at UTA because he's reportedly sick of paying the commissions on his movie deals and his lying whore ex-wife. Seven million bucks per one marital blowjob is a great cut.

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Still Battling

January 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When a lesbian you married on a pinot noir bender demands seven million to leave quietly, you have two choices. Only one is legal. READ MORE

Amber Heard Broke-Ass

September 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film... READ MORE

Amber Heard’s Last Movie Limping To The Finish Line

August 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rumor has it Amber Heard fucked Billy Bob Thornton on the set of a movie they filmed together, which would make sense because she's an opportunistic whore without morals who was already fucking another weird old guy with bad... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Not Risking Anything

August 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet... READ MORE