Amber Heard Broke-Ass

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film and modeling career. When she says she's broke... read more

Amber Heard's Last Movie Limping To The Finish Line

Rumor has it Amber Heard fucked Billy Bob Thornton on the set of a movie they filmed together, which would make sense because she's an opportunistic whore without morals who was already fucking another weird old guy with bad tattoos who she wasn't actually attracted to. read more

Johnny Depp Not Risking Anything

Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet does the ACLU really advocate for the rights of... read more

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Amber Heard Lies Her Way To Seven Million Bucks

Amber Heard's master plan worked and she bilked Jonny Depp for $7 million, or $7 million per marital blow job. read more

Johnny Depp Rock And Roll

Amber Heard and her team of unethical lawyers are releasing the most embarrassing dirt they have on Johnny Depp in hopes of squeezing a few extra million out of him. Please factor in this behavior when discussing your make believe gender pay gap. As it turns out their ace... read more

Amber Heard Zero Pride (VIDEO)

Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. read more

Amber Heard Leaking

Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It's unclear how she looks in the mirror and it's a bonafide fact she doesn't give head. Her leveraging of her vagina is becoming so egregious... read more

Amber Heard Blabbing

Amber Heard and her lawyers are reportedly leaking details of her and Johnny Depp's impending divorce settlement. Next time you feel the need to waffle about the gender pay gap, calculate the amount of money dudes are paying to their whore ex-wives. They don't have any... read more

Joe Perry Don't Look So Good (VIDEO)

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine. Joe Perry made it one song into the... read more

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Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope

Amber Heard is suing Doug Stanhope for defamation because he wrote an article claiming he witnessed her threatening to lie about Johnny Depp in order to extort money, and also because it's probably true and really pissed her off and she's been able to leverage her lawyers... read more

Amber Heard Champagne Taste Beer Budget

Amber Heard's monthly income is $10,000, yet she spends $44,000 a month on shopping, dining out, vacations, and hiring Industrial Light and Magic to do scratches on her face for court appearances. The 10k doesn't factor in residuals or any film work she might do, but it's... read more

Amber Heard More Red Flags

Amber Heard's case is quickly becoming as flimsy as one of her husband's kerchiefs. Two private security guards say they heard Heard scream, "Stop hitting me!" and bolted into the room to find Depp standing twenty feet away from her. They believe it to be a poor attempt... read more