Don Draper Dries Out And Shit Around The Web

Jon Hamm, best known for playing drunken man whore ad man Don Draper, just got out of rehab for alcohol abuse. It seems that he took his work home with him. Remember back when people used to just drink themselves to death like a man? Read all about Hamm's triumph of the human spirit or some shit. (Dlisted) You know what's awesome? Shapely girl's asses. (The Chive) Holly Peers shows you her naked heaving tops because...

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Jon Hamm Was Once On A Terrible Dating Show (VIDEO)

Jon Hamm might be a huge star who walks around in no underwear with his dick flapping in the breeze, but he's still really no different than the rest of guys in Hollywood, having done stupid, random work before he made it big. A new clip of Jon at age 25 on a terrible dating game show called The Big Date has emerged, and it's about as awkward and terrible as you'd expect from a totally shitty and stereotypical dating...

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The Man With The World's Largest Dick Feels For Jon Hamm

Mad Men star Jon Hamm, seen above at the Season 6 premiere with his harem, has been pretty pissed off lately that people can't seem to stop talking about his dick. It's not like he's furious that people are obsessed with his large member, but he thinks it's an invasion of privacy because when he became an actor, he didn't sign on for this. Because if there's one thing that guys just can't stand, it's women wanting to...

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'30 Rock' reminds us that blackface is always funny

For last nights live episode of '30 Rock', the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here's 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was Paul McCartney. For the west, it was Kim Kardashian. Which seems like an overly complicated way of telling the more

Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots", and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." Once she heard abut this, and then...

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Jon Hamm's Got No Love For These

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From 'Elle UK' via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a...

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