Don Draper Dries Out And Shit Around The Web

March 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm, best known for playing drunken man whore ad man Don Draper, just got out of rehab for alcohol abuse. It seems that he took his work home with him. Remember back when people used to just drink themselves to death like a man? Read all about Hamm’s triumph of the human spirit or […]


Jon Hamm Was Once On A Terrible Dating Show (VIDEO)

April 4, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm might be a huge star who walks around in no underwear with his dick flapping in the breeze, but he’s still really no different than the rest of guys in Hollywood, having done stupid, random work before he made it big. A new clip of Jon at age 25 on a terrible dating […]


The Man With The World’s Largest Dick Feels For Jon Hamm

March 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mad Men star Jon Hamm, seen above at the Season 6 premiere with his harem, has been pretty pissed off lately that people can’t seem to stop talking about his dick. It’s not like he’s furious that people are obsessed with his large member, but he thinks it’s an invasion of privacy because when he […]


’30 Rock’ reminds us that blackface is always funny

April 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For last nights live episode of ’30 Rock’, the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here’s 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was […]


Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

March 20, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “fucking idiots”, and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this […]


Jon Hamm’s Got No Love For These

March 13, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From ‘Elle UK’ via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether […]

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