While people across the world were dying from war, famine and disease, cable news channels were covering the most important event of the week: LAPD officers raiding Justin Bieber‘s house because he allegedly egged his neighbor. Obviously we eat... READ MORE

Justin Bieber could get sent to the ass pokey for egging his neighbor’s house. We told you last week about an incident that occurred in which everyone’s favorite mop-top lesbian pelted his neighbor’s house with eggs. He was mad at... READ MORE

Proving that, retired or not, he’s still a childish douchebag with no grip on reality or an ounce of humility, Justin Bieber reportedly unleashed an egg attack on his neighbor’s house last night around 7:30 for reasons unknown. Then... READ MORE

What’s that old saying? Once you go guys who think they’re black, you never go back? That seems to apply to Selena Gomez this week, as she was out riding Segways with her old boyfriend and the supposedly-retired King... READ MORE

I’m not sure where you go from this. With his second self-satisifed concert documentary Believe earning less than ten percent of his last toilet-smear concert doc, Never Say Never, Justin Bieber huddled with his core team of phonies, hipsters,... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Tweeted a farewell message to his pre-diabetic teenage fans on Christmas Eve officially announcing his retirement. Well, as official as Tweeting a rambling message can possibly be. We told you last week about Justin’s shocking announcement that... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage... READ MORE

Hooker-loving bucket-pisser Justin Bieber was a guest on Power 106 in Los Angeles yesterday to promote his upcoming album, or maybe we should call it his final album to be more accurate. Bieber, possibly high as fuck, told the... READ MORE

Justin Bieber has managed to set off a possible international dragnet to bring him to justice. An Argentine photographer claims that Bieber’s security team, at Bieber’s request, beat him up and stole his shit. He has asked Interpol to... READ MORE

Mayor Tom Tate is pissed off at ‘pop princess’Justin Bieber after the little shitweasel was caught tagging his city of Gold Coast, Australia. We told you last week about the dickless monkey spray painting a bunch of cartoonish squiggles... READ MORE