Justin Bieber's New Kidnapped Girlfriend Has No Bra

Justin Bieber's midget peen is boning a shit ton of young women. He was fucking Lionel Richie's seventeen year old daughter. But Bieber appeared in England over the weekend jetting around in helicopters with this chick with no bra on who's only known as Sofia Richie's... read more

Justin Bieber Pick of the Litter

Magazines overly concerned with whom Justin Bieber is currently extending his tiny romantic appendage believe young model Alexandra Rodriquez might be the one. First, she owns that same underaged appearance as Selena Gomez. A midget never forgets his first normal. read more

Justin Bieber Gets In A Fight (VIDEO)

If you're a diminutive 22 year old child who many people instinctively and justifiably want to punch in the face, at some point you're going to have to throw a blow. Some guy apparently tapped Bieber on the head in the lobby of his hotel. It appears Justin Bieber's life... read more

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Justin Bieber Drinks Out Of Lewis Hamilton's Champagne Bottle At Monaco Grand Prix

Auto racing is a good gig if you can get it. You drive souped up cars. You fuck hot international models. Everybody gets wasted on rich people's wine. Lewis Hamilton who used to bang that Pussycat Doll won the Monaco Grand Prix. As is the tradition a magnum of champagne... read more

Justin Bieber's Music Shockingly Unoriginal

An indie musician named White Hinterland is suing Justin Bieber and producer Skrillex for sampling her vocals in Bieber's hit "Sorry" without giving her credit. If you listen to it, it's super obvious that Bieber's music sucks and also that she's correct. Hinterland is... read more

Justin Bieber Unaware Of His Role

Justin Bieber appears to be coming to the Derek Zoolander-esque realization that what he does lacks substance. Bieber often struggles in his live performances which is a natural result of being marginally talented and recording shitty music. In searching for validation... read more

Bieber Tranqs His Tiger

Tiger blood seemed cooler when it was a cheeky euphemism for The AIDS running through Charlie Sheen's veins. Less cool when loaded with sedatives to keep kitty comatose at a Toronto engagement party for Justin Bieber's righteous dad Jeremy. You'd think maybe Jeremy Bieber... read more

Bieber White Boy Dreads And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber turnedhis hair into horrible, smelly white boy dreadlocks. You should never have dared him to be a bigger asshole. Behold the horror. (TMZ) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on all fours. Oooh. (Last Men On Earth) Nickey Whelan is topless on "House of Lies". (... read more

Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don't want to hear the explanation. The... read more

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Justin Bieber Has A New Step Mom

Justin Bieber's dad Jeremy took a break from setting up street races and kamikaze shooters for his son to marry a young chick. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one whose super rich kid has him on the payroll. Jeremy posted the proposal video to YouTube,... read more

Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

If you disseminatesexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you're Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubiouspic gets paid. ... read more

Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and ripsoff his cock. He's going to get Montezuma's revenge... read more