Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

By Michael January 08, 2016 @ 12:00 PM

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Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and rips off his cock.

He’s going to get Montezuma’s revenge for real. (TMZ)

Daniela Lopez Osorio shows off her stuff in Victoria’s Secret. (Last Men On Earth)

Who doesn’t love seeing Natalie Dormer topless? (Egotastic All-Stars)

Leelee Sobieski sports a revealing bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the vainest bitch of all? (The Chive)

Olivia Munnn brings the cleav. (Hollywood Tuna)

Preggo Chrisst Teigen’s tits are enormous. (Popoholic)

DiCaprio Books Bieber

By Lex January 04, 2016 @ 9:49 AM

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DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn’t shave and sharted in front of the world’s hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he’s like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he’s friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody else gets him.

DiCaprio threw a private party in St. Bart’s on New Year’s Eve to celebrate the immense amount of model pussy he could overnight to the Caribbean with a FedEx packing slip that honestly read ‘Party Whores’. DiCpario chartered one of those non-existent carbon free private jets to fly in Justin Bieber to be the headline talent. There were like six other dudes and about five hundred hot women committed to zero foreplay. It’s what Islamic terrorists are imagining in that final second before they pull the cord.

We used to be good, DiCaprio. Now you’ve gone Ronaldo. No, I don’t want your sweaty jersey. There’s no “i” in the word St. Bart’s New Year’s Eve supermodel fuckfest. This was supposed to be about team.

Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco’s Daughter And Shit Around The Web

By Michael November 11, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco’s model daughter Josie. Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely.

They make such a cute couple. (TMZ)

Hannah Ferguson bikinis like a champ. (Last Men On Earth)

Richelle Oslinker shows off her tasty tits. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen unleash their titties. (Drunken Stepfather)

Let’s all look at these pictures of sexy asses. (The Chive)

Christie Brinkley has still got it in tight leather. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lawrence has some mighty cleav and no bra. (Popoholic)

El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

By Michael October 29, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What a twat.

Read all about what set her off. (TMZ)

Giselle Bundchen shows off her luscious ass. (Last Men On Earth)

Marta Bez gets greased up and topless for Interview Magazine. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Who wants to look at some braless ladies? (The Chive)

Melissa Benoist has a super tight ass. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan’s sexy cat costume gave my eyes herpes. (Drunken Stepfather)

Taylor Swift countersues the radio DJ that honka honkaed her ass. (Dlisted)

A Fatwah On Bieber’s Music And Shit Around The Web

By Michael October 13, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber’s latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I’m not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll’s songs.

Inshallah all nations will also ban him. (TMZ)

Brends Song looks faptastic in a tiny purple bikini. (Last Men On Earth)

Maja Krag is naked in black and white which makes it artistic. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Elle Brittain gives us a peek at her nips. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot girls tugging their clothes off? Yes! (The Chive)

I don’t know who Rubina Dyan is but I enjoy her tits. (Hollywood Tuna)

Olivia Wilde has some fucking amazing legs. (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber Not Done Yet

By Lex September 10, 2015 @ 11:19 AM

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Justin Bieber bleached his hair blond after asking the gilded mirror on his wall how to look like an even bigger asshole. You don’t have to listen to the mirror. Or identify as a Latvian twink. Sometimes prostitute preemies turn out just fine. Not most of the time. Remember when The AIDS used to be less selective?

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