Justin Bieber Hits Paparazzi With Car

July 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Some of life's most important lessons can only be learned through firsthand experience. If you look at Amy Schumer's tit, your retinas will explode. If you stand in front of a moving car, you will get run over. The latter is especially difficult... READ MORE

Jesus Christ Interfering With Justin Bieber’s Career

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Banned From Terrible Country

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

With limited zoning regulations, rivers that you could use to dissolve a body Breaking Bad style (probably a newborn girl,) working conditions that enable us to buy disintegrating Old Navy t-shirts for $3, and crime scene-resembling cuisine, China should... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Climbing Dumb Tattoo Charts

June 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to keep up with which young rich kid in Hollywood is currently leaving the trendy tattoo parlor with the shittiest idea for permanent ink. This was bound to happen when drinking and driving became passé for the... READ MORE

Justin Beiber Rider Demands Heavy on the Yogurt

May 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leaked insane musician riders should be taken with a grain of salt. The Evian baths and pre-sorted M&M's are equal parts lore and tweaking rocker shouting random shit out to his agent.

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Justin Bieber Not a People Person (VIDEO)

March 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You don't have to be a people person for Usher to find you, dispense throat babies, and turn you into a junior teen pop star. Justin Bieber's identifiable skills are being cute and playing some guitar. Being a selfless... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Imposter Collects Tons of Underaged Nudes

March 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A man posing as Justin Bieber on social media managed to convince dozens of underaged kids to provide him with unclothed photos. Not exactly genius, but presumably he's receiving high fives in the pedophile ranks. 

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Nobody Going to the Grammy’s This Year

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Drake  are all passing on attending the Grammys  even though they have 22 nominations between them. All three not so subtly noted how the young black man is being kept down by the Grammys.... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Argentina Verboten

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The wheels of Argentinean justice move slowly. They're still figuring out what to do with all the Nazi ex-pats who arrived in '46. Especially after all the parades and celebrations. READ MORE

Grammy Lamenting Is Getting Old

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest... READ MORE