Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

If you disseminatesexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you're Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubiouspic gets paid. ... read more

Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and ripsoff his cock. He's going to get Montezuma's revenge... read more

DiCaprio Books Bieber

DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn't shave and sharted in front of the world's hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he's like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he's friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody... read more

Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco's Daughter And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco's model daughter Josie.Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely. They make such a cute couple. (TMZ) Hannah Ferguson bikinis... read more

El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What atwat. Read all about what set her off. (TMZ) Giselle Bundchen... read more

A Fatwah On Bieber's Music And Shit Around The Web

Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber's latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I'm not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll's songs. Inshallah all nations will also ban him. (... read more

Justin Bieber Not Done Yet

Justin Bieber bleached his hair blond after asking the gilded mirror on his wall how to look like an even bigger asshole. You don't have to listen to the mirror. Or identify as a Latvian twink. Sometimes prostitute preemies turn out just fine. Not most of the time.... read more

Justin Bieber Guppy Tears (VIDEO)

It remains unclear why Justin Bieber broke down in tears following two shitty songs performed with harness at the MTV VMAs. Some are suggesting it was a stress induced menstrual gush. But he's a boy, dammit! As Bieber tilts his head forward in his hand the show producers... read more

Justin Bieber Cupping

When I heard Interview magazine was releasing photos of Justin Bieber cupping, I feared pictures of a hairless Gimli holding some unsigned rapper's junk in his little baby hands was coming next. This might actually be worse. Bieber joined in the line of voodoo health... read more

Bieber Sorry For Ass Shot

Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you'd think like it's obnoxious and he's accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend's daughters saw it, which is by far the creepiest possible... read more

Don't Cry For Me Justin Bieber And Shit Around The Web

A judge in Argentina has issued an arrest warrant for Justin Bieber. It's because of an assault charge from last year. If there is a God that walking shit-eating grinwill end up in an Argentine jail getting plowed by a guacho. Read all about Justin's latest troubles. (... read more

Justin Bieber Doinking Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you're angry because you're short and your mom's a whore and she was the better parent, why not use your baby wang... read more