It’s uncanny how often Justin Bieber steps in his own shit. The teen lesbian’s latest Euro-concert promotional stop took him to the museum home of Anne Frank for one poorly thought out roadshow. Some negligent wrangler let the Boy... READ MORE

God, Justin Bieber, what a fucking rockstar. I need an adult diaper my coochie’s so wet thinking about all the manly-man things he could do to me with that lil’ eyeliner highlighted peen of his. That short skinny little... READ MORE

(The Foreigner music really completes the scene) Would you let teen lesbian Justin Bieber give you a tattoo? Would you let a dude with leprosy give you a prostate exam? Meh, there are just some things that sound so... READ MORE

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don’t need him and don’t want him, he’ll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don’t want to tell you how I... READ MORE

As if things couldn’t get worse for the spitting teen lesbian, police last week made one of the biggest cocaine busts in history outside Vegas, snatching up a truck driver carrying $11 million worth of cocaine wrapped in both Justin... READ MORE

According to TMZ, the 19-year-old singer will likely be facing criminal charges after allegedly spitting on and threatening his neighbor, who recently complained about Bieber’s reckless driving. I hate when the law gets involved too early with these self-destructive celebrity twits.... READ MORE

Ashley Benson has confirmed her split from year-long boyfriend, Ryan Good. It’s always good news when a hot girl becomes single. But it’s great news when Ryan Good loses something valuable. You probably don’t even know who this dude... READ MORE

Selena Gomez was on Letterman last night. The conversation inevitably turned to her relationship with Justin Bieber. That’s where she released the Latin heat she’s been hiding all this time. “No I’m single,” said Gomez. “I’m so good.” As the crowd applauded... READ MORE

While it’s fun to make fun of Justin Bieber‘s current mini-meltdown, as he runs around London shirtless and plays “Hold me back” with his giant bodyguards in front of the paparazzi, the guy actually came from humble beginnings by... READ MORE

I’m inclined to give most unusually wealthy 19-year olds a break, because I know deep down that if I could’ve had that kind of power at 19, I would’ve been a wildly annoying prick too. We all would. It’s... READ MORE