Justin Bieber Seems to Like The Sizzurp

When cops raided Justin Bieber's large lesbian love nest they found all kinds of drugs and drug paraphernalia. Apparently, the little shit dick has turned his house into quite the psychotropic den. We told you last week about Justin's house being searched in connection with an egging attack on a neighbor's house. Along with what I can only imagine is a lot of multipurpose lubricant, the cops found quite a bit of drug...

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Justin Bieber Fears Cops Will Find Embarrassing Photos on His Phone

Justin Bieber is terrified of what cops will find on his cell phone, namely naked pics and references to drug use. We told you a couple of days ago about the raid at the little lesbian ferret's castle looking for evidence to connect him to an egging incident at a neighbor's house. Cops took Bieb's cell phone in order to look for pics or video of the egging incident. Apparently, the only eggs Justin is worried the cops...

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Lil Za Arrested While Being Arrested

Justin Bieber's life partner and loyal fall guyLil Za was arrested again for vandalism while still in custody on a drug possession charge. We told you yesterday about the raid at Justin Bieber's house looking for evidence to connect him and his rent boys to an egging incident at a neighbor's house. The cops arrested a Bieber associate named Lil Za for possession of molly and other fruity drugs. While Lil Za was...

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Justin Bieber's Friends Are Mad At The LAPD

While people across the world were dying from war, famine and disease, cable news channels were covering the most important event of the week: LAPD officers raiding Justin Bieber's house because he allegedly egged his neighbor. Obviously we eat this shit up, because fuck that stupid dickhead and his entourage of entitled shmucks, but actual news channels covering it over a school shooting in New Mexico? Get the fuck...

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Bieber Could Be Charged With A Felony For Egging

Justin Bieber could get sent to the ass pokey for egging his neighbor's house. We told youlast week about an incident that occurred in which everyone's favorite mop-top lesbian pelted his neighbor's house with eggs. He was mad at the neighbor because he didn't think that Justin being the most annoying fucking twat on the planet was cute. He didn't respect the artist. The neighbor is saying that the egging caused 20K...

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Justin Bieber Egged His Neighbor's House

Proving that, retired or not, he's still a childish douchebag with no grip on reality or an ounce of humility, Justin Bieber reportedly unleashed an egg attack on his neighbor's house last night around 7:30 for reasons unknown. Then again, Bieber's neighbor has called the cops on him a few times after several other confrontations, so the actual reason is that this guy is tired of living next to a spoiled little...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Took a Romantic Segway Ride Together

What's that old saying? Once you go guys who think they're black, you never go back? That seems to apply to Selena Gomez this week, as she was out riding Segways with her old boyfriend and the supposedly-retired King of the Douchebags, Justin Bieber, in Calabasas yesterday. But for all we know, Justin could have really, truly cleaned up his act and promised Selena that he'd be a better boyfriend and person to her, as...

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Justin Bieber Mutombo'd at the Box Office

I'm not sure where you go from this. With his second self-satisifed concert documentary Believe earning less than ten percent of his last toilet-smear concert doc, Never Say Never, Justin Bieber huddled with his core team of phonies, hipsters, and clowning assholes to regroup. The day before the film's release, Justin tried to get attention by announcing his 'retirement' on Twitter. Though we're told by one of his...

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Justin Bieber Tweets Farewell On Christmas Eve

Justin Bieber Tweeted a farewell message to his pre-diabetic teenage fans on Christmas Eve officially announcing his retirement. Well, as official as Tweeting a rambling message can possibly be. We told you last week about Justin's shocking announcement that he is retiring from music after his new album drops. According to Justin, he's just tired of everyone being mean to him. Shed a tear for the lesbian midget....

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All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber's Movie Premiere

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage fans. Fortunately, no one was reportedly hurt, from Bieber and Usher to the Kardashian girl who is still underage but awkwardly showed off her leg and Jaden Smith's fly-catching mouth, but it still...

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Justin Bieber Is Retiring From Music (VIDEO)

Hooker-loving bucket-pisser Justin Bieber was a guest on Power 106 in Los Angeles yesterday to promote his upcoming album, or maybe we should call it his final album to be more accurate. Bieber, possibly high as fuck, told the dozen or so people in the studio that after Journals is released, he's "retiring, man" and he's done with music, because what better way to get people to stop talking about how much of a...

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Justin Bieber Might End Up Getting Pounded In An Argentine Jail

Justin Bieber has managed to set off a possible international dragnet to bring him to justice. An Argentine photographer claims that Bieber's security team, at Bieber's request, beat him up and stole his shit. He has asked Interpol to pick up the little snot-nosed shit weasel and bring him back to Argentina to face charges. If Interpol accepts the allegations, Justin could be picked up the next time he travels abroad....

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Aussie Mayor Threatens Justin Bieber Over Graffiti

Mayor Tom Tate is pissed off at 'pop princess'Justin Bieber after the little shitweasel was caught tagging his city of Gold Coast, Australia. We told you last week about the dickless monkey spray painting a bunch of cartoonish squiggles on the exterior wall of his hotel. He was in town to squeal out his horrible music at his adoring overweight teenage fans. Mayor Tate said that either Bieber comes back and cleans up...

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Justin Bieber Tags Aussie Hotel With Stupid Graffiti

Justin Bieber continued his reign of terror in Australia this week when he decided to tag up his hotel. The petite lesbian ferret was previously caught on tape spray painting his stupid cartoonish tags in Brazil. I guess he figures since he's already ruined music and dance that he'd try creating shitty art in other genres. The worst part is that the Australian hotel isn't going to scrub his inane scribbles off the...

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Justin Bieber Doesn't Give a Fuck About Us

According to his manager Scooter Braun, Justin Bieber is the first celebrity to ever completely grow up in the eye of the public like he has, and that's why we should all just chill the fuck out about him behaving like a little shithead all over the world. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Justin says that he doesn't "give a fuck what they say" anymore, and that of course means us big, old dickheads on...

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