Don't Ask Justin Bieber About Selena Gomez

Whiny jail pisser and douchebag dad enabler Justin Bieber had to sit in a deposition in Miami yesterday for 4 hours, relating not to the drag racing and alleged drunk driving incident but the time that he allegedly ordered his bodyguard to attack a photographer last... read more

Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video

The video absolutely no one was waiting to see, Justin Bieber pissing in a cup in jail, has been released onto an unsuspecting world. The video was taken during Bieb's arrest for being a drunken douchenozzle in Miami a few months ago. People, who I guess want to... read more

We Won't Be Seeing Bieber's Dong On Police Video

The judge in Justin Bieber's Florida DUI case will allow police surveillance video of Bieber in jail to be released with one catch: his dong has to be blacked out. You'll recall that the lesbian hobbit was arrested a while back for drag racing and driving while fucked up... read more

Justin Bieber Pays His Dad A $50,000 Allowance

Justin Bieber celebrated his 20th birthday with friends and family in the Bahamas, and that included his dad, Jeremy Bieber, who has always seemed like the kind of guy who would much rather be Justin's best friend than the guy who raises him. Now, Jeremy's former best... read more

Bieber Faces the Music

Justin Bieber is facing his haters with love and a shitload of attorneys. The twink pop star has chosen tostand trial for his DUI arrest in Miami. The prosecutors had offered the diminutive Canadian a plea deal where he'd get off with standard celebrity justice:... read more

Georgia Pre-Hates Bieber

It looks like Atlanta doesn't want Justin Bieber living in their fair burgh. The residents of Atlanta's ritzy Buckhead neighborhood dropped their umbrella'd cocktails in horror when it was reported that the Canadian flea was looking at properties in the area. It seems... read more

Is Bieber Heading To The ATL?

Justin Bieber is reportedly looking for houses in Atlanta, GA. The tiny tyke has been seen searching for manors in the more desirable parts of the Southern metropolis. Hotlanta has long been considered a mecca for hip hop bad boys with a love of drinking cough syrup... read more

Justin Bieber Changes His Name To Bizzle

The famous Canadian lesbian not named kd Lang has changed his name to Bizzle on Instagram. In the grandiose tradition of Diddy, Prince, and Baby Doc Duvalier, Bieber wants to be known by a cool nickname. Bizzle came to mind.He's probably doing it to distract us all from... read more

New Bieber Egging Video Emerges

A new video has emerged in which you can hear Bieber during the now infamous egging on his neighbor's house. The incident occurred a while back when Bieber and his loser buddies pelted his neighbor's house with eggs supposedlycausing $20,000 worth of damage. You can't... read more

Bieber Hotboxed an Entire Plane

Justin Bieber hotboxed his way to the Super Bowl last week on a private jet. The little lesbian ferret rented a Gulfstream jet to take his posse of Misfit Toys, his lovely dad, and a whole lot of weed from Toronto to New Jersey. The plane was so full of marijuana smoke... read more

Justin Bieber Popped Selena Gomez's Cherry

According to the world's tiniest recording star, he was the veryfirst to boldly go in Selena Gomez's sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done back in 2011 when the two 5'3" teen... read more

Justin Bieber And His Little Buddy Share A Suckle

Lesbian teen minstrel, Justin Bieber, and his equally diminutive drag racing buddy, Khalil Amir Sharieff, shared a stripper's fake tits in an L.A. recording studio. I guess Bieber was feeling pretty manic after laying down some legendary audio tracks so he ordered up a... read more