Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

October 2, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed... READ MORE

Kendall Is Justin’s New Beard And Shit Around The Web

October 1, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just... READ MORE

Bieber’s Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

September 10, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there’s a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him... READ MORE

When You Walk With an Outlaw, You Walk Alone

September 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Seeing your diminutive boyfriend going Joe Pesci on a family in a minivan has to make your loins water. The draw toward Justin Bieber’s raw animal fervor has kept Selena Gomez coming back to the boy who took her... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Arrested Again for Being a Dick

September 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is one of those drunk hicks on Cops who thought he was shooting a possum that turned out to be his mildly retarded older brother, Billy. Except he’s that dumbass with $100 million in the bank. Which... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

August 27, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick’s cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster’s with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Disgraces Canada

August 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Members of Justin Bieber’s posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada’s policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Rapes Lady Justice Again

August 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber escaped any serious charges in his drag racing arrest from Florida last Winter by using the defense of being rich and having really important attorneys. It was a brilliant tactical maneuver. You may recall this past January... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Gets Real And Shit Around The Web

August 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is the global equivalent of ass cancer. But he’s got decent publicists. They set up a Facetime chat with inspirational Pakistani women’s rights activist Malala Yousafzai. What does a mincing mini-troll like Bieber have to say to... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Has a Love Misunderstood

July 17, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather said he is actually friends with Justin Bieber and not just pretending to like Justin Bieber like the rest of the people who like Justin Bieber. Mayweather was offended when it was suggested otherwise, as if him... READ MORE