Kim Kardashian's Publicist Has Her Tweet That She And Kanye Are Cool With Being Spoofed

Yeezus doesn't like being mocked. Or talked to or even looked at or acknowledged in any manner save for applause and prayers, naturally. So when Kim Kardashian tweeted that Kanye thought Seth Rogen and James Franco's parody of Kanye's Bound 2 music video was rip-roaring hilarious, the truth meter committed seppuku: "Kanye says what's up!.He loves u guys! He laughed so hard at this." -- Kim Kardashian Tweet to Seth...read more

Kanye West Wants You To Boycott Louis Vuitton

Because he thinks that he's the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company's vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper told 92.3 NOW Radio that while he was in Paris, he wanted to have a pow wow with Louis Vuitton, probably to push his leather sweatpants, and he claims that Yves Carcelle asked why they even needed...read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Their Baby Out Just Like Regular Parents

Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on your $150 t-shirts and walk that baby around in a hermetically sealed bassinet. The move itself shocked the encircling team of nannies, handlers, and bodyguards who nervously shuffled around like Secret Service agents...read more

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy's Music Video

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he'll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He'll smile knowing that for one shining moment, he was on top of his game. He was the crowned king Yeezus. Then the sadistic asylum guards will toss a backless...read more

Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard yesterday as part of his DONDA Design Lecture Series, and if his lectures are anything like any of the other times that he speaks, I imagine the students...read more

Kanye West Wasn't Always An Arrogant Dick

MTV recently released an uncut interview with a then-little known Kanye West, who talked about everything from his childhood to the act of producing his first album, and he was actually, shockingly humble and enjoyable throughout most of it. Of course, there are little flashes of the self-declared deity that we know today – like when he snapped at his friends for interrupting story time – but he also talked about how...read more

Kanye Cancels Show Tonight

Kanye West canceled his Vancouver show for tonight because the truss that holds up his big-ass LED screen that depicts all his heavenly Yeezus backdrops got damaged when trucking north to the venue. The mark of any great musician is his willingness to cancel a concert because his truss got cracked. I know what the real Jesus would do. He'd pick up the microphone, lower the house lights, ask for a single spot, and...read more

Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he's claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with fancy lad Ryan Seacrest for an interview. According to Kanye, he and Kim are pushing down the barriers of racism and classicism through fashion. That...read more

Kanye West Goes Ball Deep Into Jesus Allegories

Kanye West went full Jesus onstage at Staples Center during the L.A stop of his tour. I admire the fact that he sidestepped the subtle references to martyrdom and just portray himself as the Christ incarnate. It's a nice mesh of narcissism and heresy. At one point in the show he blasted out an auto-tuned version of Heartless while he tried to raise his mom from the dead. I'm told the song went okay. Photo Credit:...read more

Kanye West Doesn't Want A Prenup

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian.It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he's choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his ownsong,Gold Digger. "Kanye's in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It's scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn't even want to have a prenup. He thinks it's tacky and...read more

Kanye West Finally Proposed To Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday just like any of us would, as she attended a party thrown in her honor at AT&T Park in San Francisco, which had been completely rented out by her boyfriend Kanye West for the evening. Kanye actually started the night off by honoring 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen at the Hollywood Film Awards, but he made it back in time to not only celebrate Kim's...read more

Kanye Meets With Jesus in Seattle (VIDEO)

If you had Kanye and Seattle for who and where the Christian Messiah would make his reappearance, you win a copy of the Yeezus album and a blow job from Kim Kardashian, or two copies of the album if you prefer. Kanye's been getting ever heavier into his Jesus complex, taking it to the next level with an appearance from the Lamb of God onstage. It's not exactly clear what the two talked about, but presumably Jesus...read more

No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian won't be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That's because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn't eligible for immortality. Why? Because she's a fucking reality star, that's why! They don't deserve to be on the same sidewalk with Marlon Brando or Meryl Streep, or, you know, Ryan Seacrest, who at least has an Emmy...read more

Jimmy Kimmel And Kanye West Are Friends Again (VIDEO)

After their little Twitter feud last week, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed Kanye West on his show last night so they could clear the air about the rapper's grievances with the talk show host's decision to parody his recent interview with BBC One. For the most part, the interview went pretty well, but it basically came down to Kimmel apologizing for a harmless joke and then Kanye busting out several rants about the lack of...read more