Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn't seem to have any problems finding what they were looking for. Kim was also showing off the Hermes handbag that Kanye got her for Christmas, and you know it's from him...

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Kanye West Sued Over 'Bound 2' Sample

You ought to know better than to fuck with Yeezus around Christmas. This is the busiest time of the year for our rap Lord and Savior, when he allows the entire world to celebrate the birth of his mind blowing musical genius and transformative footwear. But Ricky Spicer is bugging Kanye, because he wants some cash for the man-god stealing his voice from a track he recorded at age twelve back in 1969. Kanye kind of...

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Kanye West Heckled

Rapping pap smear Kanye West dealt with a heckler at a show in San Antonio with his usual sense of restraint and dignity. It all started when Kanye donned a mask made by designer Maison Martin Margiela. Yeah, I know, my favorite designer too. Why Kanye wears this mask is anyone's guess. The fan yelled for Kanye to take the mask off and then he went Kanye nuts. Yeezus took it as a challenge to his artistic vision or...

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Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on Earth? It's unclear whether the Frogs will let the couple marry on the grounds of the national landmark. at least not without denouncing America and...

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Kim Kardashian Inexplicably Not Such a Great Mom

America's favorite baby mama, Kim Kardashian, is tired of people saying she is a shitty mother. Ever since she yelped out Kanye West's bastard child from her lower gaping maw in June, she's seems to have gone on with her life as if nothing happened. She still follows Kanye around on tour like a groupie star banger, taking selfies in the bathroom without her underpants on before shows. In response to some Twitter...

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Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama's Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won't Shut the Fuck Up

Even though he's likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian's seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He's taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations and in concert. During his tour stop in Nashville, Kanye broke from his mediocre raps to bust out on Nike CEO Mark Parker for fucking up the Air Yeezy shoe line. Did you not want the Yeezys? Nike...

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Kanye Says Kim And Not Kate Upton Is The New Marilyn Monroe

Kanye West continued his deluded fuckhead radio tour by claiming that his trashy girlfriend Kim Kardashian is the new Marilyn Monroe. The revelation came in the middle of an epic 45 minute rant on the Power 105's Breakfast Club radio show. The subject came up of Vanity Fair hiring Kate Upton to pose as Marilyn Monroe on their cover. Kanye ain't having none of that shit. He said, "I have a love-hate relationship with...

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Kanye Says Kim's Reality Show Promotes Interracial Relationships

Kanye West defended his baby mama Kim Kardashian's vapid TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians as promoting interracial relationships. Our lord and saviour Yeezus was on "The Pablo Show" on a Washington D.C. radio station when the subject of Kim's crappy show came up. According to Kanye, the fact that the Kardashian girls fetishize black men like it's going out of style helps interracial marriages: "I'd like to...

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Kim Kardashian's Publicist Has Her Tweet That She And Kanye Are Cool With Being Spoofed

Yeezus doesn't like being mocked. Or talked to or even looked at or acknowledged in any manner save for applause and prayers, naturally. So when Kim Kardashian tweeted that Kanye thought Seth Rogen and James Franco's parody of Kanye's Bound 2 music video was rip-roaring hilarious, the truth meter committed seppuku: "Kanye says what's up!.He loves u guys! He laughed so hard at this." -- Kim Kardashian Tweet to Seth...

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Kanye West Wants You To Boycott Louis Vuitton

Because he thinks that he's the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company's vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper told 92.3 NOW Radio that while he was in Paris, he wanted to have a pow wow with Louis Vuitton, probably to push his leather sweatpants, and he claims that Yves Carcelle asked why they even needed...

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Their Baby Out Just Like Regular Parents

Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on your $150 t-shirts and walk that baby around in a hermetically sealed bassinet. The move itself shocked the encircling team of nannies, handlers, and bodyguards who nervously shuffled around like Secret Service agents...

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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Cleavage As She And Kanye West Head To His Concert In New York

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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy's Music Video

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he'll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He'll smile knowing that for one shining moment, he was on top of his game. He was the crowned king Yeezus. Then the sadistic asylum guards will toss a backless...

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Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard yesterday as part of his DONDA Design Lecture Series, and if his lectures are anything like any of the other times that he speaks, I imagine the students...

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Kanye West Wasn't Always An Arrogant Dick

MTV recently released an uncut interview with a then-little known Kanye West, who talked about everything from his childhood to the act of producing his first album, and he was actually, shockingly humble and enjoyable throughout most of it. Of course, there are little flashes of the self-declared deity that we know today – like when he snapped at his friends for interrupting story time – but he also talked about how...

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