Poet Hot For Kanye

March 31, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sarah Blake is a poet who has written a book of poetry about Kanye West. It was published by the Wesleyan University Press because publishing books nobody buys allows you to pretend you’re on the cultural vanguard. In fact you’re publishing... READ MORE

The Brits Don’t Want Kanye, Except They Do

March 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some guy in Britain started a petition to kick Kanye off the headliners list at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer. The petition gained traction because people in the media loves to hate Kanye while everybody else in the... READ MORE

Rush Limbaugh Knows Rap And Shit Around The Web

March 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rush Limbaugh suggested Kanye West make a platinum selling single out of the Oklahoma University SAE n-bomb rant since rappers drop the n-bomb all the time in their music. Nothing’s funnier than addressing a twenty-year running double standard and applying... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Has Sex 500 Times a Day (VIDEO)

March 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian’s claim that she has sex with Kanye five hundred times a day seems exaggerated. It’s probably closer to fifty and only some of that is Kanye. That’s entire reason for the bakery Turn-O-Matic tickets at the entrance... READ MORE

Kanye Grieves Like No Other

February 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you peel back the layers on a guy you just assumed was an asshole and you’re able to confirm your suspicions. I’d recommend this for days when there’s nothing good on TV. Kanye West broke down in tears... READ MORE

Kanye A Victim Of His Own Awesome

February 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye’s Yeezy Badger Vagina Booties show didn’t go over so well at Fashion Week. This according to every person who willingly calls themselves a fashion expert without fear of being called undatable. Despite his best efforts to bring out... READ MORE

Guess Who Came To Dinner And Shit Around The Web

February 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former enemies and fellow scalawags Taylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order... READ MORE

Put The Needle In Her Arm Already

February 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner posted a photo of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad’s suede booty fashion show to start. That’s fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the... READ MORE

Yeezy’s Pedophile Booty Dreams Come to Life

February 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of... READ MORE

Brandon Browner Speaks His Mind

February 12, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

New England Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West’s tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: “Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody... READ MORE