Jay Z And Kanye’s Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

By Jack November 02, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Jay Z and Kanye West’s contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with fat asses? That was pure.

Read about the rest of their demands. (TMZ)

Nicki Minaj is the STD fairy, here to give you the herp. (Last Men On Earth)

Kelly Deadmon is topless in “The Affair”. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Want to see Olivia Wilde’s ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

I do love a girl with a nice thigh gap. (The Chive)

Jaime King forgot to wear a bra to the red carpet event. (Hollywood Tuna)

Who has better tits than Charlotte McKinney? No one. (Popoholic)

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 29, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


You aren’t going to believe this, but it’s supposedly true. Kanye and Kim’s little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he’s God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck, there is no controlling Kanye’s ego now. Only this time he will most definitely not be born of a virgin.

Let he who hath understanding recon the number of The Beast. (TMZ)

Claudia Guarnieri topless for fashion mag. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Bailey Scarlett is super hot. I can see why Bieber tried to roofie her. (COED)

Sexy women and golf usually don’t go together, but here they do. (Busted Coverage)

Jillian Rose Reed and Greer Grammer hand out in bikinis. (Drunken Stepfather)

Sexy girls tugging on their clothes to give us a peek. (The Chive)

Emma Roberts in just a bra. That is all. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 25, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he’s still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye’s world? Kim’s ass after an NBA All-Star weekend kind of rouge.

Read all about his continuing campaign. (Dlisted)

Martha Hunt shows off her ass in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth)

Emma Green is topless in a leotard because why not? (Egotastic All-Stars)

Caitlyn Jenner is now legally a chick. (TMZ)

These Latina weather girls are muy caliente. (COED)

Titties are wonderful. (The Chive)

Selena Gomez shows off her cleav because it’s all she’s got. (Popoholic)

Kanye West Delusional

By Matt June 30, 2015 @ 6:22 AM


Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You’re not twelve. West quoted himself as being the “Greatest living rock star on the planet” which is easy to do if you can’t play any instruments. David Bowie, Neil Young, Keith Richards, and a host of other dudes will never read this. The sad thing is the chick you met at the club would one hundred percent blow him. If you have the time it’s easy to be pretend eccentric and call yourself a genius. It worked.

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Kim And Kanye Spawning

By Matt June 23, 2015 @ 7:13 AM


Kim Kardashian and her super not gay husband are having another child. The people who found the God Particle continue donating to Planned Parenthood. Kim has another eight months of being club hot and you can’t wash jizz out of your hair forever plus your ass hurts. Hopefully it will be a boy so Jaden Smith can introduce him to gender fluidity over gluten free latkas. I don’t know what fluidity means but neither to the people who say it. Why is there lube in your Christmas stocking? You see how chartered planes crash on the news all the time but it’s never like in a romantic comedy when you know the people. I can’t do the math but we’re fucked. At least Michael Jackson had the decency to wring out his sheets. I rarely pray but let there be a fucking earthquake.

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Kim And Kanye Ruin Disneyland And Shit Around The Web

By Jack June 16, 2015 @ 11:00 AM


Human bowel polyps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated the birth of North West by taking over regions of Disneyland and making every other child in the Magical Kingdom suffer the wrath of their selfie and show hogging narcissism. I’m glad Walt is dead. I mean, just in general.

Watch the dreams of children die for this spoiled brat’s amusement. (Huffington Post)

Daniela Lopez Osorio is all greasy and bikinied. (Egotastic)

Xzibit pleads guilty to being to drunk to fuck…or drive on his wedding night. (TMZ)

Giselle Bundchen uses her ass to sell shoes. (Drunken Stepfather)

This is Sarah Mutch and these are her tits. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gigi Hadid likes to pump her own gas in a see-through shirt. (Popoholic)

Ah, hot girls tugging their clothes down. What a glorious day. (The Chive)