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Kanye Offers Up Anal and Pudding

A white South African rapper named Ninja shared a story about that time he went to work at Kanye's house on some tracks and Kanye just weirded the fuck out of him. Ninja has a reputation for being extremely eccentric himself. This must be what it's like when some progressive soul joins a fetish club on a whim and ten minutes into the first get together realizes everybody else there is way more into leather than he more

Kanye Just Can't Let Go

Kanye West is still talking about that one time at band camp he interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at the 2009 VMA's. Even twelve year old Taylor Swift fansite bloggers stopped asking years ago. West swerved onto the topic on the Steve Harvey Radio Show even after Harvey said he's rather not bring it up. This is Kanye West's molestation more

Kanye West Porn Habits Are Bizarre And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West likes himself some anime tentacle porn. It's nice that at least one man still thinks about his wife while he's getting off. Fuck you, they're not all gems. Read all about his wank habits. (The Superficial) Vita Sidorkina is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars) Mariah Carey wants you to look at her cleavage. (Egotastic) Prince had a drug overdose just days before he died...hmm. (TMZ) more

Kanye Buys the Gay Away

Australian ArtistScott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian's body though not necessarily the same STDs. West's people reportedly reached out to Marshand offered him money to paint over themural. If voodoo were real, the mere act of white-washingthe image might make Kanye's gay disappear. Marsh more

Kanye Pop Up Store Draws Deep

Kanye West opened a pop-up shop in Manhattandevoted to Life of Pablo music merchandise. Pop-up shop is a term coined by marketersafter Unhealthy Impulse Buyer Trapsgot nixed. For 72 hours only you could purchase everything there but the actual Life of Pablo album which is only available on Tidal, that music streaming service Jay Z convinced all of his buddies would make them even richer. Next up: copper mine stakes more

Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once morerail against Amber Rose's accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making.He informed the crowd that didn't ask, "That bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass... I don't play like that." People applauded just as they did for the original Jesus when he went up the mountain to deny ass play.West doesn't seem to understand that no one really cared more

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Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in the midst of a dry spell with their high maintenance wives. A smaller number have launched their populist mantras while boarding a private jet for Vegas. Kanye's 2020 more

Kanye West Needs a Loan

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word and suburban white kids continue to search for an identity. But see every other arrogant rapper, actor, or professional athlete for proof that you're theidiot if you think this isn' more

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally grew up urban poor and now put each other down based on 1040 net income lines. It seem perhaps less authenticwhen spat out by a down low dude more

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye's Shoe Show

It's unclear if Lamar Odomknew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom's vegetative state hand and had him sign papers calling off their divorce, he's become the legal property of the family. Like a show pony trotted out for promotional events and more

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiledin another very public feudwhich will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissedSwift on a track off his new album, For all my Southside niggas who will know me best I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why, I made that bitch famous God damnI made that more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by extension Amber Rose the minute the latter mentioned Kanye's proclivity for bottom play in the bedroom. Fingers up the butt was the opening more

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values. He stays away from that ass area altogether. He went so far as elective surgery on a colostomy bag just so he could avoid shitting. Doctors check his prostate through a special flap on his right hip near more

Kanye Should've Watched More Film

Kanye went on Twitter and calledAmber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinelycalls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years other than stating that he 'had to take 30 showers' after to get clean.If only somebody would've told Eazy-E the shower trick. Amber Rose is the proverbial dog that's been beat to much. She looks more

Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It's Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active. Somewhere between looking like a homeless slob and laying in bed at night thinking about what belt to wear with your new blazer lies the proper range more