TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE WEST - are an awesome costume that I bet more people wish they had thought of. And yes we were supposed to be done with Halloween pictures but I didn’t count on finding this one. Or this one of a ridiculously hot girl dressed as a Playboy bunny. Know what else I didn’t count on? Falling in love. (college humor)
RIHANNA - says she was humiliated when the picture of her with cuts and bruises on her face after being beaten by Chris Brown leaked online. Which is silly because that’s not her fault, and it let everyone know what a punk Chris Brown really is. Wearing those big dumb hoop earrings however is her fault, and she needs to knock that shit off. (abc news)
SEAN PENN - is the father of 16-year-old Hopper Penn, who was arrested at his Malibu school last week. Because Hooper is a minor police won’t say what he did. So let’s start telling people he joined al qaeda. “Hey did you hear Sean Penns son is in al qaeda? Oh I know! What a piece of shit that punk is. Let’s go throw rocks and bottles at his dad!” (wonderwall)
MARIAH CAREY - almost fell down as she walked out as a guest on the Jay Leno show yesterday. But then she didn’t, as you can see in this video. I’ve never seen such agility. She’s like a gazelle. (popeater)
LADY GAGA - is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. “He’s a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he’s changed music and he’s really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made.” This should help change your opinion about Kanye, from now until the moment you read the very next sentence. (the sun)
KANYE WEST - threw a hissy fit at benefit show organized by Common. “After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, ‘Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?’ When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘He yelled, ‘Well, I’m asking now!’ After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash.” No one was injured, but this picture of a baby panda was taken at the scene. (vibe)
WOLVERINE, JAMES BOND - the new play “A Steady Rain,” starring Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig, has set the Broadway record for the highest weekly ticket sales of a non-musical play, earning $1.17 million. The old record was 41 dollars, set back before “things that are fun” was invented. (reuters)
HEATHER LOCKLEAR - made her first appearance on the set of ‘Melrose Place’ yesterday, and she looked awesome considering she’s 48. Ashlee “Second Best” Simpson had this to say, “aww god dammit.” (pacific coast. hq jump here)
There are rumors that Kanye West may be headed to rehab (the treatment enter, not the Hard Rock pool bar), mostly because of the pictures showing him killing a bottle of Hennessey just before he rather politely interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
Star magazine and other publications are reporting that West is blaming alcohol for his breach in decorum, and that as soon as West wraps his “Fame Kills” tour with Lady Gaga this January, he’ll head to rehab.
West hasn’t blogged about it, there was no comment from his camp, and friends close to West say it’s not true, so maybe this is just a slow news week.
Hopefully in rehab they can address why he’s such a wuss. He scurried off that stage like a little girl being chased by a bee.
After her appearance on ‘the View’ yesterday, Kanye West was able to get Taylor Swift on the phone and personally apologize for interrupting her onstage at the VMAs. And not that she was dwelling on it all that much to begin with, but now she wants to extra-not dwell on it all that much. Fox says…
“I think my overall thought process went something like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I won. This is awesome. Don’t trip and fall. I’m going to get to thank the fans. This is so cool. Oh, Kanye West is here. Cool haircut. What are you doing there? And then ouch. And then, I guess I’m not going to thank the fans,’” she said.
So while everyone is still buzzing over the beef, Swift herself is apparently over it.
“Taylor doesn’t want to talk about it anymore,” said a source. “She’s was a bit overwhelmed by all the attention and trying to move past it.”
It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Kanye looked like he was gonna kill himself Monday on Leno. She could have made dress up as a giant piece of fruit or something. Or maybe a little Shirley Temple outfit with the dress and the lollipop and the golden locks, and then let the audience throw fish and tomatoes at him. That would have been adorable.
Most Democrats these days are socialist pussies who are offended by everything and their solution to anything entertaining is to fuss over it like some kind of woman and then add a tax, and President Obama may be all or none of those things for all I know, but at least he’s from earth. At least he can talk like a human being. The Kanye thing is getting overblown but until Science gets off their ass and figures out a way to reanimate Barry Goldwater so I can vote for him, at least this is something.
Kanye West honored his commitment and appeared on the premier of the Jay Leno show last night, but before performing with Rihanna and JayZ he sat down and HOLY SHIT someone take away this dudes belts and shoelaces before he kills himself. I think its safe to say he really is sorry about crashing Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult. I just — just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people. My entire life, I’ve only wanted to give and do something that I felt was right. And I immediately knew in the situation that it was wrong, and it wasn’t a spectacle or just — you know, it’s actually someone’s emotions, you know, that I stepped on. And it was very — it was just — it was rude, period. And, you know, I’d like to be able to apologize to her in person.
When asked if Kanyes public apology was sincere and enough that Taylor could forgive the horrible things hes done, Rihanna said, “is this all some kind of elaborate joke?”
