Kanye West Went To The Doctor, Got Lipo With His Money

May 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In a move that was foreshadowed by the lyrics to his song Gold Digger, gay rapper Kanye West has flippantly admitted to getting the lard sucked out of his fat man tits - a procedure that led to his... READ MORE

Open Post: Kanye Trump

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

Kris Jenner And Kanye West Disagree Over His Mental Breakdown

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a closeted gay rapper married to a botched porn star is taking its toll on Kanye West, whose ongoing Twitter meltdown is allegedly indicative of larger issues at play in his life. Like that he’s batshit crazy.... READ MORE

Alex Jones And Kanye On Drugs Last Hope For True Freedom

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

K-Hole: the state of being impaired after taking such large quantities of ketamine that the resulting dissociation doesn’t allow one to function properly. Also a K-Hole: the state of being impaired after subscribing to the deadly illusion of a... READ MORE

Family Feud Show Is Kardashian Friendly

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

Kanye Buys Kim Stocks For Christmas

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s hard buying Christmas gifts for a woman who has ridden a carousel of athletic and musical cock on her way to the top but Kanye West may have found her the perfect gift that keeps on giving. 


Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game.


Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

September 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair... READ MORE

Kim and Kanye’s Third Party Womb Carries a Girl Child

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you were wondering about the reproductive dirty bomb placed into the womb of a random girl with less STDs than Kim Kardashian and her mentally ill husband, it's a girl.


Kim Kardashian Dissecting Kanye

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can't turn out a good man. A confused man, far easier. The Kardashians choose male partners of notoriety and means, not of masculine character. Inherently, any man who signs up to be run by a bubble-butted midget is... READ MORE