Nobody Understands The Legality of Swift/West/Kardashian Phone Recording (VIDEO)

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West's phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she's a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible she drinks kitten blood.

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Taylor Swift Stone Cold Busted (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has vociferously maintained that she had no advanced knowledge that Kanye would malign and objectify her sexually her in his idiotic song, Famous. Swift insists she was shocked and pissed on behalf of herself and all woman-kind when she heard these misogynistic lyrics in Famous:

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Kanye Movie 'Famous' Features Taylor Swift Naked and Ray-J Fucking His Wife (VIDEO)

Kanye West invited his entire herpes tree to the L.A. Forum to witness the premiere of his long form music video for 'Famous'. The short film was streamed live to all eleven paid subscribers on the Tidal music service that everybody was certain had gone under last year. The eight minute movie deals head on with the insurmountable odds of surviving fame and fortune. It turns out they are only slightly higher than those...read more

Kim Kardashian Calls Taylor Swift A Liar

Taylor Swift got on her Nazi feminist high horse because Kanye West mentioned her in one of his songs. For a chick who has fucked much of Hollywood she's quite the prude:read more

Kanye's Butt Buddy Possible Rapist

Ian Connor is a hip hop sycophant and fashion consultant, meaning he's the guy who has to go find drugs and lug carry-ons. He posted a photo of Kanye on his Twitter feed and captioned it Best Friend. That's sad for a grown man, and even a twelve year old girl. According to two different women, he's also a rapist. This is shocking. A dude in the fashion industry liking pussy.

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Kim Kardashian Sues Man For Being a Publicity Whore

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are preparing a legal suit against that bodyguard from the Met Gala who was fired on the spot by West for personally conversing with his porn star wife pre-event. Steve Stanilus took his pink slip and made forthwith to the Daily Mail for a tell all interview about Kim and Kanye. That violated Paragraph 1 of his signed NDA which states in 24 point Impact Bold font, shut the fuck up you...read more

Kanye Offers Up Anal and Pudding

A white South African rapper named Ninja shared a story about that time he went to work at Kanye's house on some tracks and Kanye just weirded the fuck out of him. Ninja has a reputation for being extremely eccentric himself. This must be what it's like when some progressive soul joins a fetish club on a whim and ten minutes into the first get together realizes everybody else there is way more into leather than he had...

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Kanye Just Can't Let Go

Kanye West is still talking about that one time at band camp he interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at the 2009 VMA's. Even twelve year old Taylor Swift fansite bloggers stopped asking years ago. West swerved onto the topic on the Steve Harvey Radio Show even after Harvey said he's rather not bring it up. This is Kanye West's molestation moment.read more

Kanye West Porn Habits Are Bizarre And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West likes himself some anime tentacle porn. It's nice that at least one man still thinks about his wife while he's getting off. Fuck you, they're not all gems. Read all about his wank habits. (The Superficial) Vita Sidorkina is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars) Mariah Carey wants you to look at her cleavage. (Egotastic) Prince had a drug overdose just days before he died...hmm. (TMZ)...

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Kanye Buys the Gay Away

Australian ArtistScott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian's body though not necessarily the same STDs. West's people reportedly reached out to Marshand offered him money to paint over themural. If voodoo were real, the mere act of white-washingthe image might make Kanye's gay disappear. Marsh asked...

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Kanye Pop Up Store Draws Deep

Kanye West opened a pop-up shop in Manhattandevoted to Life of Pablo music merchandise. Pop-up shop is a term coined by marketersafter Unhealthy Impulse Buyer Trapsgot nixed. For 72 hours only you could purchase everything there but the actual Life of Pablo album which is only available on Tidal, that music streaming service Jay Z convinced all of his buddies would make them even richer. Next up: copper mine stakes in...

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Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once morerail against Amber Rose's accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making.He informed the crowd that didn't ask, "That bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass... I don't play like that." People applauded just as they did for the original Jesus when he went up the mountain to deny ass play.West doesn't seem to understand that no one really cared what...

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Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in the midst of a dry spell with their high maintenance wives. A smaller number have launched their populist mantras while boarding a private jet for Vegas. Kanye's 2020 Presidential...

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Kanye West Needs a Loan

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word and suburban white kids continue to search for an identity. But see every other arrogant rapper, actor, or professional athlete for proof that you're theidiot if you think this isn't...

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Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally grew up urban poor and now put each other down based on 1040 net income lines. It seem perhaps less authenticwhen spat out by a down low dude in...

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