Actually these are just more pictures from yesterday and aren’t news in any way, unless you consider hot girls with huge breasts to be news, which I very very much do. She and her gorgeous tits make a really effective marketing team. After seeing these pictures I went and bought a whole case of this stuff. I only drank one though. To be honest it tasted terrible. Maybe you’re supposed to shoot it, I don’t know. I’ll try again at lunch.
(source = splash news online)
Kim Kardashian was at Tao in Vegas this weekend for the launch of her new perfume, and it’s so impressive to watch her develop into such a smart business woman. Lots of girls try to be like her and copy her, but Kim is so real and genuine and I think people pick up on that. I’d love to hear more about her business plans up in my room. Here you go Kim, I made you a drink. Yeah it’s supposed to be fizzing like that. No that’s not a pill dissolving. A pill? Oh my gosh that’s so funny. You’re so funny Kim.
Kim Kardashian took a flight from LA to New York last night, and according to some reports she was seated next to the top-secret undercover air marshal. And by “some reports”, I mean “her twitter”. Which is what she used to tell over 3 million people about it before the flight.
“I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!” she tweeted.
Twitterers were less than thrilled about Kim’s decision to reveal the identity of someone whose ability to keep passengers safe hinges on his anonymity, so she told them to keep quiet.
“RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh,” she tweeted.
Kim wrote that her sleuthing skills, and not Jim’s lack of integrity, were responsible for blowing his cover before ending the discussion by logging off.
“Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!” she wrote. “OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo”
Jim the air marshal makes me safe too. I can’t help but be impressed by the way he immediately surrendered and gave up confidential information. He keeps his cool in any situation, right up until some one asks him a question. Then his ‘fight or flight’ instincts kick in and it’s every man for himself.
(image source = inf daily)
This year, for the first time in his NFL career, Reggie Bush is playing the kind of football that was expected of him when he came out of USC. And now his team, the New Orleans Saints, are in the Super Bowl.
Also this year, Reggies girlfriend Kim Kardashain went from “very pretty” to “my erection is becoming painful”, as you can see in these pictures from a photo shoot that she put on twitter.
Those two things aren’t coincidence. If I were Reggie I’d want to end the game as quickly as possible too, and go up by 90 points in the first half and then rest up. I don’t care how cool your job is, if you get to go home at night and bang Kim Kardashian, your job is an obstacle that needs to be treated as such. Even if your job was head coach for both teams at the Playmate Blowjob Races, you’d still just look at your watch the entire time.
CONAN O’BRIEN - is close to signing a 40 million dollar settlement with NBC to walk away from the Tonight Show, but as part of the deal he can’t insult NBC any more. If he does continue to make fun of them, NBC swears to God it’ll tell the teacher and then Conan is gonna be in so much trouble. (wsj)
BRITNEY SPEARS - might be crazy again, and her dad is threatening to send her back to a mental ward. Unfortunately his thick accent made “mental ward” sound like “menaward”, so Britney was sent to the GQ Mens Award show. That probably won’t help. (national enquirer)
KIM KARDASHIAN - shot down a rumor that she would get engaged to Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, but the Minnesota Vikings insist it’s true. “That bitch is lying,” they said. “Reggie should stay out in LA and follow her around all night if that’s what it takes.” (us.com)
BAM MARGERA - is doing porn now. Or something. I’ll be honest I got as far as “Porn” and “Bam Mar…” before getting disgusted. (foundry)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO - is back together with Bar Refaeli apparently, because they went to a Laker game last night. I didn’t even know they had broken up. What else have you been hiding from me you son of a bitch! (splash news online)
I thought Kim Kardashian was always bragging about her big ass and loving her body the way it was, but apparently I was wrong and thank god because this new version that she posted on her twitter (full size pic here) is much much better. Her face looks kind of photoshopped, but if I think too much it will ruin the fantasy so I don’t really care. If I can pretend my girlfriend is Megan Fox during sex I can sure as hell pretend that a picture of Kim Kardashian is really Kim Kardashian.
