Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

Kim K Knows How To Break Sex Tape News To Her Kids

January 19, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine yourself in Kim Kardashian’s position. No, not the one on the bedazzled sex swing hanging from the ceiling. Her kids are getting older. Eventually they’re going to have to come to terms with who their mother is. It’s... READ MORE

Kanye Got Kim’s Surrogate Pregnant Again

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I often wish I lived in alternate reality where Kim Kardashian was deposited into a napkin in lieu of Kris Jenner. Kanye and Kim are having kid number four courtesy of surrogacy. I’m not even sure Kanye is still... READ MORE

Kanye Back To Beefing With Drake Over Kim

January 5, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rap “beef” used to be real. But now its biggest headliners are two cornball brothers that both live in Calabasas going back and forth on social media. Tupac and Biggie didn’t die for this. Drake refusing to scoop the... READ MORE

Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Protection From Natural Disaster

November 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

After watching American Horror Story Apocalypse it really set in just how fucked I am should a devastating catastrophe strike. I doubt Geico home insurance includes a full coverage stay at an underground outpost bunker if a nuclear missile... READ MORE

Kim K Requires Snack Breaks During Sex

November 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I can think of a few things I rather experience more than news of more spilled tea concerning Kim Kardashian’s sex life. Things like getting my hands on a full bottle of Chrissy Teigen’s breast milk for my morning... READ MORE

Bon Jovi Tears Kim K A New One

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’d imagine the descent into depravity that crowned Kim Kardashian as the whore of Hollywood, the same one the bible warned everyone about, probably looks something similar to the seven circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno. The only thing... READ MORE

Let’s All Cross Fingers And Wish The Kanye Show Get’s Cancelled Soon

October 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kanye West has chosen to continue the narrative that black people are pawns and believes persuading them to pick a new preferred political party is as easy as printing t-shirts. And that type of thinking, ladies and gentlemen, is... READ MORE

Kim Hates Her Huge Backside

September 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim is allegedly uncomfortable with her rump. Me too. I can’t fathom what would trigger such an epiphany? Maybe she grew tired of her excess tush touching the floor every time she parked it on a normal toilet not... READ MORE

Kim K Doesn’t Have Time To Try On Her Own Clothes

September 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I thought Kendall Jenner had it rough when she actually had to go through the tedious task of putting on clothing before receiving a paycheck. Kim Kardashian has it way worse. She actually has to have other women with... READ MORE