These are just simple pictures of Kim Kardashian before her charity boxing match (this disaster) but she’s pretty and Mariah Carey is disgusting so Kim won. Kim is a good example of how a girl doesn’t have to be 95 pounds as long as she has big tits to balance everything out. Of course I don’t think it would kill her to prance around naked every now and then. Uppity bitch. If I wanted to see girls wearing clothes I could just go walk around the mall.
(source = splash news online)
Last month the Kardashian family agreed to auction off boxing matches to raise money for the Dream Foundation, a charity that grants final wishes to terminally ill patients. But I’m pretty sure they got tricked.
When you hear how things went, this sounds more like someone had an extremely successful plan to beat up all the Kardashians, because she was left with a black eye and her younger brother was beaten unconscious.
On her website, Kim writes…
“The event itself was absolutely insane!! We literally had three days of training to prepare for the event and thought it would be a little bit of fun to raise money for one of our favorite charities. We didn’t expect what happened.
When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against. At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion.”
There’s something weird about this. Look how happy Kim looks in her cute pink outfit and her big pillowy gloves. Now look at her opponent. Kim boxes like she’s doing the dog paddle, while the monster in black seems to be under the impression that Kim killed her kids then dyed this outfit with their blood. I don’t know what evil genius orchestrated all this, I just pray they don’t turn on me next.
(source = splash news online)
Kim Kardashian calls this Princess Jasmine costume part of her “Disney Halloween”, but a better name might be “HOLYFUCKINGSHIT”. Kim used to be kind of average looking. Now she seems to get hotter every day. If I had sex with her while she wore this outfit, I would just chop my dick off and frame it when we were done, because no matter what happened next it would all be down hill from there. I prefer to remember it in it’s prime.
(source = kimkardashian.com)
Life and Style went to press today with a cover story claiming Kim Kardashian wants to have kids immediately, but Us magazine says that’s not the case at all. In fact they say it with four exclamation points, so rest assured, we are not fuckin around any more.
…a source close to Kim says, “No way!!! The article says she want a family one day after she’s married!”
Meanwhile, Kim - who is back on with NFL star Reggie Bush - Twittered Tuesday that she isn’t thrilled with her birthday: “Why am I not excited about my birthday tomorrow….”
But by Wednesday, her mood had changed. “Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes!” she wrote. “My bday keeps getting better and better!”
Her party at Tao was a gift for all of us when she stood by a glass railing in a skirt 4 sizes too small. Although it’s hard to tell if she was wearing underwear. She’s standing too still. These clubs should have someone in a werewolf mask to sneak up behind girls like this and scare them so they run around some. Maybe they would even fall over and then we’d know for sure who was wearing underwear and who wasn’t. The public has a right to know.
(hq jump here. source = inf daily)
KIM KARDASHIAN - will get paid 50 grand to have a birthday party (she turns 29 on Wednesday) at Tao inside the Venetian in Las Vegas. I sometimes stand outside of Tao and loudly complain on my cell phone about all the girls I’ve been having sex with. The “dude” I’m talking to gets it, because we’re friends, and we make jokes about it. He and the rest of “my boys” will be here shortly, so I’ll just hang out here until then. (ny post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is due in court this morning at 9am to explain to the judge why she stopped going to her court ordered alcohol education classes. “Well I was pretty drunk, why are they so early?” seems a likely explanation. (tmz)
JON GOSSELIN - was sued this morning by TLC for stopping ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′. They say his claims about protecting the kids are BS and all he cares about is money. There must be 2 “Jon Gosselins” because the one I know has nothing but integrity. (radar)
SELETA EBANKS - if a saw a guy go down on Seleta Ebanks, I’m not saying I would make out with immediately after if that was the closest I could get to doing the same, but I’m also not not saying that. (hq jump = here. source = mavrix online)
Kim Kardashian is in the South African version of FHM (wait what), but I accidentally uploaded a banner of Jamie Chung in Complex magazine, and those were way better because Jamie is way hotter so I kept it in. They’re both hot girls, but Jamie is a better version of a hot girl. It’s like the difference between getting a blowjob and getting a blowjob while high on opium and with puppies licking your feet.
