Khloe And Lamar Done

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and... read more

Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which is ironically part of Odom's impetuous to slowly kill... read more

Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart... read more

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Khloe Gives Lamar The Boot

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What's the big deal it's not like he's a soulless whore. Being a crackhead is not an especially healthy lifestyle but... read more

Lammy Back on the Rock

Lamar Odom's friends expressed modest concern after finding a crack pipe lying around his place. Since his friends are largely recreational drug users, they well know how careless it is to leave your shit just lying around. Whores be stealing your rock. read more

Lamar Odom Covets the Juice

Lamar Odom may be one of those Keith Richards addicts who simply can not be killed. The Five Chinese Brothers successively impervious to gin, crack, molly, smokes, and herbal viagra. That doesn't mean you just stop trying. Since waking from his stroke induced coma, Odom... read more

Khloe Kardashian Throws Lammy Back

Khloe Kardashian is suddenly aware thathousingLamar Odomin her Golden Corral inspired home no longer works. The timing has nothing to do with her show being canceled and no longer needing a 6'10" promotional hook on her feeding tube dime. You may recall the Kardashians... read more

Lamar Odom Trotted Out Again

Kris Jenner routinely feeds stories to outlets such as TMZ and HollywoodLife posing as an anonymous inside source. The outlets post the anonymously sourcednonsense as an audience drawing exclusive. Like the North Koreans selling nuclear secrets to the Iranians in... read more

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye's Shoe Show

It's unclear if Lamar Odomknew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom's vegetative state hand and had... read more

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Khloe and Lamar Made a Sex Tape

Khloe Kardashian continues to pick over the carcassof her brain damaged husband for any last morsel of media attention. It's like watching a vulture with a high priced publicity team. Kardashian is making the rounds of New York media promoting her upcoming talk show... read more

Khloe Kardashian Infected

Khloe Kardashian got staph infection at Lamar's bedside according to TMZ sources which still smell like Kris Jenner's anal rimeau de toilette. The breathless announcement has nothing to do with Charlie Sheen confessinghe has the pre-AIDS and winning every gossip... read more

Khloe and Lamar Call Off Divorce

In a twist completely unexpected by the encephaliticand very poor prognosticators of dingy tawdryfamily drama, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce. TMZ got a copy of the judicial request signed by Khloe and counter signed by Lamar with something... read more