Cathy’s Kids, a foundation [Lamar Odom] started in 2004 after losing his mother to stomach cancer, is being accused of not giving a cent to cancer research in the nine years it has been operating. — Yahoo! OMG
Yeah, there’s your problem. When Bill Gates says he’s going to fight Malaria in Africa, he buys 10 million vials of vaccine with his Amazon Plus card and ships them direct to the heart of the Congo for immediate injection. When Mother Theresa said she was going to help the poor in Calcutta, she handcrafted thousands of lean-to’s out of nothing but human fecal matter and devotion. Lamar and Khloe and fighting stomach cancer, not so much.
So where has the raised charity money gone? Some to Lamar’s sponsored AAU basketball teams in L.A. and N.Y, and some to pay a ‘management’ salary to the best-man at his wedding to the Cloverfield Kardashian. Now there’s a big fuck you to cancer.
For her part, dutiful wife and consumer of planets, Khloe Kardashian, continues to raise money for the cancer charity that gives no money to fight cancer, hawking her mayonnaise stained worn garments on Ebay. Go buy something. The kids needs some new high tops.
This is what it’s come to. Liza Morales is famous for being Lamar Odom’s baby mama. Lamar Odom used to be famous for being a basketball player, now he’s more well known for being the dude who has the joy of hearing Khloe Kardashian squeal in between her inane posts on Twitter about ignoring the haters.
Now, Liza and Lamar are in a custody battle over their two pre-teen kids. Not to see who gets to love and care for the cute little bastards. But who gets the rights to put them on their respective reality shows. Lamar’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, or Liza’s Starter Wives. Lamar was so caught up in fighting for his kids he has barely seen in the past ten years that he fell asleep during the court hearing today. Liza got so riled up she ate two bulgogi platters without a fork.
Fuck Liza and Lamar for making me feel bad for two kids I don’t even know today.
Khloe Kardashian is desperately hoping that her husband Lamar Odom will make the US team for the Summer Olympics in London, both for the sake of his career and the future of their relationship. And this may surprise, nay, stun you, but Khloe Kardashian is living in a delusional fantasy world.
“Khloé is telling friends that Lamar must make the Olympic team — for the sake of his career and their future together,” a source tells Radar. “He has been training non-stop to get in the best shape possible and will do anything to make the cut.
Khloé is also training with Lamar to give him confidence and she is really being as supportive as she can.”
Because of injuries to other (better) players, Lamar has been added to the list of Olympic finalists, but there’s already a place where the coaches can watch the best players in action. It’s called Fucking Everywhere. But they won’t see Lamar because he averaged 6 points a game this season and then got cut.
11 of the names on that list are almost certain locks(*), and if Bosh can recover from a strained abdominal muscle than that’s 12. Inviting Lamar Odom invites the Kardashians which invites pandaemonium and distraction. They’d be better off giving the 12th spot to a white supremacist.
As you listen to the television producers of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ feed lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed to be a real person during a “reality” show. It feels like you could spin her around and find a little panel in her back because she’s a robot. That’s a dumb idea of course, but it makes at least as much sense as thinking that big moose is a human girl from earth.
ANNOYING UPDATE: this audio was originally on TMZ but now it’s down everywhere, so here’s a transcript of what was said. You’re just gonna have to take my word on it.
WOMAN: And I also wanna get that Bruce and Khloe beat, where Khloe tells Bruce that she thinks…she considers him a real dad(*).
MAN: I think that should happen, like, literally right before they walk down the aisle, don’t you think?
WOMAN: I doubt she’s gonna be thinking that right when they walk down the aisle, but when he’s in there with her, after he walks her mom, it can happen.
MAN: Ok, sounds good.
WOMAN: Finally, when Bruce comes up for Khloe – and that’s where you can get your beat, where Khloe says that thing to Bruce – she backpedals just for, like, maybe 10 steps and then let her go because Abby’s gonna pick her coming down the line.
(*) note: her actual real dad, OJ Simpson defense attorney Robert Kardashian, died in 2003.
Even after the wedding ceremony had taken place on Sunday, it still wasn’t clear if Khloe Kardashian (image not available) was legally married to Lamar Odom, because the prenup he insisted on wasn’t yet drafted or signed. Oh but things are clear now. They’re not married, and what took place this weekend was nothing but a TV show.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married … and they won’t be until a prenup is signed.
We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.
…the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.
It sounds like that will never happen if the rumors are true. They’ll never agree on a prenup. She reportedly wants 50 percent of his assets in case of a divorce, he wants her to sleep in a metal cage one size too small so she’ll stop growing.
Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.
Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.