As you listen to these television producers feeding lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed to be a real person during a “reality” show. It feels like you could spin her around and find a little panel in her back because she’s a robot. That’s a dumb idea of course, but it makes at least as much sense as thinking that big moose is a human girl from earth.
09.29.2009 khloe kardashian is not married
Even after the wedding ceremony had taken place on Sunday, it still wasn’t clear if Khloe Kardashian (image not available) was legally married to Lamar Odom, because the prenup he insisted on wasn’t yet drafted or signed. Oh but things are clear now. They’re not married, and what took place this weekend was nothing but a TV show.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married … and they won’t be until a prenup is signed.
We’ve learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. We’re told the negotiations — which began last Friday — are already contentious.
…the couple will tie the knot — legally — once the prenup is inked.
It sounds like that will never happen if the rumors are true. They’ll never agree on a prenup. She reportedly wants 50 percent of his assets in case of a divorce, he wants her to sleep in a metal cage one size too small so she’ll stop growing.
(hq of Kim picking up her dress here. source = splash news online)
09.28.2009 khloe kardashian got married
Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.
Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.
09.24.2009 their love is a lie
Khloe Kardashian (seen here with her sisters Kourtney and Kim) is still set to marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday. The date also marks the first anniversary of the day they met. First month, I should say. They met for the first time on August 27th. And you may find this hard to believe, but some people think the bullet-fast race to the alter may be a sham so Khloe can get publicity. Fox News says…
(At a benefit Tuesday night) Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material. “What are the two waiting for?” one insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?”
But it wasn’t only partygoers that were left questioning the legitimacy of the romance, even their fellow celebrities have their doubts. Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt” so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.
Well of course it’s a stunt. It’s one thing to get drunk in Vegas and marry someone you met a month ago, but no one actually plans out a wedding to someone they’ve known for 2 weeks, and then marries them 2 weeks after that. Does she need citizenship or something? If she’s worried we’ll send her back to the planet where Wookies come from, she can relax. I’m not sure how we’d even get her there.
09.18.2009 khloe kardashian is engaged
When LA Laker star Lamar Odom was playing college basketball at the University of Rhode Island, he would often disappear for days at a time as he suffered from crippling bouts of depression, doubt and low self esteem. In a possibly related story, now he’s marrying Khloe Kardashian.
It’s been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
Earlier this month, (Kim Kardashian said), “They’re very, very happy. They’ve been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”
The good news is that Odom is 6’11”, and when together he makes Khloe relatively human looking by comparison. The bad news is, if they have kids, those monsters will literally block out the sun and life on earth will cease to exist.
