Lammy Back on the Rock

Lamar Odom's friends expressed modest concern after finding a crack pipe lying around his place. Since his friends are largely recreational drug users, they well know how careless it is to leave your shit just lying around. Whores be stealing your rock.read more

Lamar Odom Covets the Juice

Lamar Odom may be one of those Keith Richards addicts who simply can not be killed. The Five Chinese Brothers successively impervious to gin, crack, molly, smokes, and herbal viagra. That doesn't mean you just stop trying. Since waking from his stroke induced coma, Odom has been challenging himself to walk well enough to get his ass back to the bar. Once his dick is working again, he can re-introduce whores by the...read more

Khloe Kardashian Throws Lammy Back

Khloe Kardashian is suddenly aware thathousingLamar Odomin her Golden Corral inspired home no longer works. The timing has nothing to do with her show being canceled and no longer needing a 6'10" promotional hook on her feeding tube dime. You may recall the Kardashians taking control of Odom's comatose body out in the desert as a key prop for season thirteen of their own show.Red Cross visits forced the family to...read more

Lamar Odom Trotted Out Again

Kris Jenner routinely feeds stories to outlets such as TMZ and HollywoodLife posing as an anonymous inside source. The outlets post the anonymously sourcednonsense as an audience drawing exclusive. Like the North Koreans selling nuclear secrets to the Iranians in exchange for less mealy rice.This weekend Jenner incognito spitout a story that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom had a romantic dinner at Ruth's Chris...read more

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye's Shoe Show

It's unclear if Lamar Odomknew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom's vegetative state hand and had him sign papers calling off their divorce, he's become the legal property of the family. Like a show pony trotted out for promotional events and kids...read more

Khloe and Lamar Made a Sex Tape

Khloe Kardashian continues to pick over the carcassof her brain damaged husband for any last morsel of media attention. It's like watching a vulture with a high priced publicity team. Kardashian is making the rounds of New York media promoting her upcoming talk show Kocktails with Khloe where she consumes a whole live pig left for her by the natives while giggling at preparedjokes from her remarkably gay male guests....read more

Khloe Kardashian Infected

Khloe Kardashian got staph infection at Lamar's bedside according to TMZ sources which still smell like Kris Jenner's anal rimeau de toilette. The breathless announcement has nothing to do with Charlie Sheen confessinghe has the pre-AIDS and winning every gossip headline. Khloe's deadly diagnosis should serve as a reminder how selflessthe Big Onehas been whilenursing Lamar through his bout with hooker coma. Also that...read more

Khloe and Lamar Call Off Divorce

In a twist completely unexpected by the encephaliticand very poor prognosticators of dingy tawdryfamily drama, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce. TMZ got a copy of the judicial request signed by Khloe and counter signed by Lamar with something approximating an emojismiley face to quash their previous divorce filings. It's almost like God knew these two needed to be together so he sent Lamar...read more

Hookers Are Unpredictable Little Scamps

The two hookers who serviced Lamar Odom at the Love Ranch up to and through his first few strokes sold pictures of Lamar in his brothel bed to the DailyMail, purveyors of all things tawdry but not particularly shocking. According to Dennis Hof, the owner of the Love Ranch, the chicks he 1099's to pumpand grind dudes with decent credit are forbidden from recording any part of their intimate romantic journeys. The...read more

Lamar Odom Fucked Himself Critical

Cowboys want to die with their boots on. Soldiers, in battle. Dudes who used to be married to Kardashians can only pray the hookers hide the narcoticsbefore the EMTs arrive. Lamar Odom is closing in on being another notch on the reality show death list after being found unconscious and smothered in his own vomit after several days of drugs and perma-fucking at the Love Ranch in Nevada. Whatever desire Lamar Odom had...read more

Lamar Odom Sounds Fucking Crazy

Lamar Odom is about two steps away from burning an effigy on Khloe Kardashian's lawn before cutting himself and being led away in a straightjacket with bad poetry falling out of his pockets. The conflict the two had in the parking lot of Khloe's gym where she stores her dried meats in a locker appears to be set up at the hands of Khloe or Lamar or both. Khloe has begun taking dick from ahomeless dirty needle user, the...read more

Lamar Odom Bamboozled

Lamar Odom made a pretty good case that the reports he ambushed Khloe Kardashian at her gym were total bullshit orchestrated by Khloe and her gang of muted ass displayers. Odom is apparently one of the few people still shocked by such developments and watches TMZ like it's a hard hitting JonBenet 20/20. According to Odom, he wouldn't have showed up randomly at the gym and someone had to have given him the address: "I...read more

Lamar Odom Gets Creepy

Lamar Odom reportedly showed up unannounced at Khloe Kardashian's gym where she eats and apparently there was a scuffle and she left. If this sounds phony it probably is and there were most likelycameras involved. Lamar needs the money, although reports say he was screaming at her and there's no way he's that good of an actor. Perhaps producers are simply aware he sleeps in the parking lot. Odom and Khloe finalized...read more

Lamar Odom's Buddy Got Flesh Eating Bacteria

Lamar Odom's drug pusher and occasional Keeping Up With The Kardashians day playerJamie Sangouthai died of a flesh eating bacteria, not of a drug overdose as was initially reported. The bacteria is typicallycaused by using dirty needles although he mighthave just sat on Odom's couch and not used a coaster. Sangouthai was also good friends with Khloe Kardashian, who experts predict will also expire from gangrene if her...read more

Kardashian Franchise Falling Prey To Natural Selection

Lamar Odom's best friend and frequent Khloe and Lamar reality show visitorJamie Sangouthai died of a heroin overdose. It's unclear how they became friends or how much money he borrowed from him. Sangouthai was in Odom and Khloe Kardashian's wedding andthe pair had a strong friendship because when someone sells you drugs the rule is you have to listen to them talk for a while. You'd totally hang with that guy if he...read more