Cathy’s Kids, a foundation [Lamar Odom] started in 2004 after losing his mother to stomach cancer, is being accused of not giving a cent to cancer research in the nine years it has been operating. — Yahoo! OMG

Yeah, there’s your problem. When Bill Gates says he’s going to fight Malaria in Africa, he buys 10 million vials of vaccine with his Amazon Plus card and ships them direct to the heart of the Congo for immediate injection. When Mother Theresa said she was going to help the poor in Calcutta, she handcrafted thousands of lean-to’s out of nothing but human fecal matter and devotion. Lamar and Khloe and fighting stomach cancer, not so much.

So where has the raised charity money gone? Some to Lamar’s sponsored AAU basketball teams in L.A. and N.Y, and some to pay a ‘management’ salary to the best-man at his wedding to the Cloverfield Kardashian. Now there’s a big fuck you to cancer.

For her part, dutiful wife and consumer of planets, Khloe Kardashian, continues to raise money for the cancer charity that gives no money to fight cancer, hawking her mayonnaise stained worn garments on Ebay. Go buy something. The kids needs some new high tops.

Khloe Kardashian is desperately hoping that her husband Lamar Odom will make the US team for the Summer Olympics in London, both for the sake of his career and the future of their relationship. And this may surprise, nay, stun you, but Khloe Kardashian is living in a delusional fantasy world.

“Khloé is telling friends that Lamar must make the Olympic team — for the sake of his career and their future together,” a source tells Radar. “He has been training non-stop to get in the best shape possible and will do anything to make the cut.
Khloé is also training with Lamar to give him confidence and she is really being as supportive as she can.”

Because of injuries to other (better) players, Lamar has been added to the list of Olympic finalists, but there’s already a place where the coaches can watch the best players in action. It’s called Fucking Everywhere. But they won’t see Lamar because he averaged 6 points a game this season and then got cut.

11 of the names on that list are almost certain locks(*), and if Bosh can recover from a strained abdominal muscle than that’s 12. Inviting Lamar Odom invites the Kardashians which invites pandaemonium and distraction. They’d be better off giving the 12th spot to a white supremacist.

(*) LeBron, Kobe, Carmelo, Griffin, Chandler, Durant, Love, Paul, Wade, Williams, Westbrook.