Matthew McConaughey Well Read

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The University of Houston paid Matthew McConaughey $135,000 to deliver a commencement speech to their graduating class who at some point must have wondered why their tuition was high. You’ll soon be unemployed and McConaughey’s cornball platitudes make for great cardboard sign material. The University received some backlash when it was discovered they were wasting people’s […]


Matthew McConaughey Goes Against The Grain

October 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Matt McConaughey said he doesn’t think the Washington Redskins should change their name in a GQ interview. He feels he’s an authority on this issue since he identifies with being vaguely spiritual and doesn’t know any surly res dudes who would kick his ass when he wears his Redskins gear. His poor rationale for his […]


Brad Pitt Throws Like a Girl

May 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody gets everything in life. You got the A-list movie career, the hot wife who is only half crazy with self-mutilation and third world adoptions, and the adoration of millions of fans. Men want to be you, women want to be with you. You’ve succeeded simply by being super fucking charming. The world is your […]


Matthew McConaughey Is Just Like All Of Us

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because we need constant reminders that a lot of famous people were once ordinary losers like us, people are going crazy over this photo of Matthew McConaughey dressed up for his high school prom. After Matthew won the Oscar for Best Actor on Sunday night, a girl Tweeted this photo of her aunt and the […]


Matthew McConaughey is doing great

November 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it’s because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic. But here he is in New Orleans filming ‘The Dallas Buyers Club’, and that mustache really makes him look like a paranoid scumbag. Like […]

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