Matthew McConaughey Well Read

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The University of Houston paid Matthew McConaughey $135,000 to deliver a commencement speech to their graduating class who at some point must have wondered why their tuition was high. You’ll soon be unemployed and McConaughey’s cornball platitudes make for great... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey Goes Against The Grain

October 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Matt McConaughey said he doesn’t think the Washington Redskins should change their name in a GQ interview. He feels he’s an authority on this issue since he identifies with being vaguely spiritual and doesn’t know any surly res dudes... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Throws Like a Girl

May 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody gets everything in life. You got the A-list movie career, the hot wife who is only half crazy with self-mutilation and third world adoptions, and the adoration of millions of fans. Men want to be you, women want... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey Is Just Like All Of Us

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because we need constant reminders that a lot of famous people were once ordinary losers like us, people are going crazy over this photo of Matthew McConaughey dressed up for his high school prom. After Matthew won the Oscar... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey is doing great

November 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it’s because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic. But here he is in New Orleans filming... READ MORE

Matthew McConaughey needs lots of attention

January 25, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Matthew McConaughey went for a jog around Malibu, again, with his shirt off, again, and apparently it was cold enough to keep his little hat on but not his shirt. What an asshole. Yeah, we get it, you have... READ MORE

tuesday headlines

June 16, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

CAMERON DIAZ – is in a bikini in Hawaii. Is she as fug and pale and flat chested as she seems? Let’s find out together my friend! (the sun) AL GORE – filed for divorce recently, and now Star... READ MORE

monday morning headlines

January 4, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

AVATAR – has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months.  Weeks.  I don’t know, one of those two.  What am... READ MORE

Afternoon headlines

June 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY – his wife is pregnant for the second time, just 11 months after giving birth to their first child.  I hope he still has time to make a shitty romantic comedy every six weeks.  One where he... READ MORE

McConaughey looks like a fool

May 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I bet Mario Lopez is gonna have a good laugh when he sees Matthew McConaughey throwing out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game. “What is he doing, haha!”, Mario will probably say. “Why is he on the... READ MORE