Matthew McConaughey Well Read

The University of Houston paid Matthew McConaughey $135,000 to deliver a commencement speech to their graduating classwho at some point must have wondered why their tuition was high. You'll soon be unemployed and McConaughey's cornball platitudes make for great cardboard... read more

Matthew McConaughey Goes Against The Grain

Matt McConaughey said he doesn't think the Washington Redskins should change their name in a GQ interview. He feels he's an authority on this issue since he identifies with being vaguely spiritual and doesn't know any surly res dudes who would kick his ass when he wears... read more

Brad Pitt Throws Like a Girl

Nobody gets everything in life. You got the A-list movie career, the hot wife who is only half crazy with self-mutilation and third world adoptions, and the adoration of millions of fans. Men want to be you, women want to be with you. You've succeeded simply by being... read more

Matthew McConaughey Is Just Like All Of Us

Because we need constant reminders that a lot of famous people were once ordinary losers like us, people are going crazy over this photo of Matthew McConaughey dressed up for his high school prom. After Matthew won the Oscar for Best Actor on Sunday night, a girl Tweeted... read more

Matthew McConaughey is doing great

The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it's because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic. But here he is in New Orleans filming 'The Dallas Buyers Club', and that mustache really... read more

Matthew McConaughey needs lots of attention

Matthew McConaughey went for a jog around Malibu, again, with his shirt off, again, and apparently it was cold enough to keep his little hat on but not his shirt. What an asshole. Yeah, we get it, you have nothing to do all day because being an actor is great. Only two... read more

tuesday headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - is in a bikini in Hawaii. Is she as fug and pale and flat chested as she seems? Let's find out together my friend! (the sun) AL GORE - filed for divorce recently, and now Star says he's been having a two year affair with the ex-wife of Larry David. When... read more

monday morning headlines

AVATAR - has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it's only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months. Weeks. I don't know, one of those two. What am I, on trial here? Leave me alone! (los angeles times) MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY... read more

Afternoon headlines

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - his wife is pregnant for the second time, just 11 months after giving birth to their first child. I hope he still has time to make a shitty romantic comedy every six weeks. One where he and his ex-girlfriend are both lawyers and they end up going... read more

McConaughey looks like a fool

I bet Mario Lopez is gonna have a good laugh when he sees Matthew McConaughey throwing out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game. "What is he doing, haha!", Mario will probably say. "Why is he on the mound? You're supposed to scooch way way up, like I did (1). Or... read more

matthew mcconaughey was smooth

Matthew McConaughey says in this month’s Elle magazine that when he was a young man getting to know the pleasure of life, the vagina was still a confusing pit of mystery, a riddle that not even softcore porn could unlock. "From checking out Playboy I always thought —... read more


Matthew McConaughey was of course another participant in yesterdays Malibu Triathlon, finishing the race in a fraction over 90 minutes. Which was, for the record, an hour faster than Jennifer Lopez, who has been telling anyone who will listen how amazing she is for doing... read more