Michael Jackson's Porn Collection Wasn't Like Yours

A 2003 Santa Barbara County Sheriff's report list the contents of all the porn and poppers collected at the Neverland Ranch in their initial raid surrounding the eventual criminal case against Michael Jackson for grooming and playing naked gin rummy with prepubescent boys at his estate through the years.read more

Paris Jackson Inked at 18

Paris Jackson celebrated her eighteenth birthday by fooling around with her twenty-six year old boyfriend and tattooing what she described as message from her father onto her forearm. 'Queen of my heart'. Michael Jackson died seven years ago from an overdose of self-administered anesthesia while his doctor was sexting. It's unclear when the King of Pop precisely sent this message. It is clear that Paris' boyfriend is...read more

The Kid Is Not Mike's Son And Shit Around The Web

As what comes as a shock to no one, Prince Michael, son of the late kiddy lover/singer Michael Jackson, revealed that the King of Pop is not his biological father. The first clue is that he was White. The second clue is everything else. Read all about this "shocking" news. (TMZ) Brooke Perry shows off her bikini bod for Victoria's Secret. (Last Men On Earth) Sabine Jemeljanova and her titties came out to play. (...read more

Jackson Family Values

Tuesday was the sixth anniversary of Michael Jackson's death and subsequent refusal to acknowledge his sexual preferencesby the black community. When Jackson passed away his estate was bankrupt. It is now worth $2 billion. Each of Jackson's definitely not biological children Prince, Paris, and Blanket, are now eligible to liquidate his estate and make $100 million a piece and follow in his footsteps of overdosing on...read more

Michael Jackson Gave a Lot of Money to Children

In case the candles are still burning from your last Michael Jackson vigil, snuff them out. Michael Jacksonwas most definitely a pederast if you didn't know already. He didn't write any songs but the dude could certainly dance his ass off and since he was a castrado your racist aunt allowed it in the sedan because we all know what Marvin Gaye was up to. Jackson paid $200 million to 20 kids who claimed he sexually...read more

Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe firmly believes the King of Pop prank called him repeatedly over a period of several years although it's unclear how he verified this. Clearly it is more flattering to believe the most famous music artistever is calling you and not the bellhop who you stiffed and thinks you're a tool bag: "For two or three fuckingyears, I never met him, shook his hand, but he found out the name I stayed in hotels under,...read more

A Hologram Of Michael Jackson Is More Important Than Most Living Musicians (VIDEO)

To give you an idea of just how average last night's Billboard Music Awards show was, two of the top selling points were Robin Thicke's pathetic groveling to get his wife back and the first ever American performance of an Australian boy band called 5 Seconds of Summer. I'm sure all of the idiot teenage American girls just went crazy over that one. But the biggest spectacle of the night was a performance by a hologram...read more

Wade Robson Says Michael Jackson Touched His Pee Pee, For Real This Time

A douche named Wade Robson is alleging that Michael Jackson really did molest him when he was little, he just forgot. He previously testified in Michael Jackson's 2005 child molestation trial that he had not been molested. Wade's shitty parents used to let little Wade hang out with the weird pop superstar when he was a kid. Wade would often even spend the night, you know, because who wouldn't want their kid sleeping...read more

You Can Buy Michael Jackson's Medical Records Now

A 51-year old ambulance driver and former real estate agent named Brian McDaniel is trying to sell Michael Jackson's old medical records from his infamous burn accident on the set of a Pepsi commercial in 1984. Seen above in a hilarious scene from The Jacksons: An American Dream, the accident is believed by many to have led the King of Pop to a life of pain killers and plastic surgery. McDaniel claims that he...read more

Corey Feldman to name 2 celebrities that molested him

Corey Feldman tells the Sun he'll write a book that names two Hollywood celebrities that molested him as a child, though it's not clear in this article if these will be two new names or if one is Michael Jackson. Either way, yeah, we get it Feldman. You were a very cute kid and people wanted to fuck you. You don't have to brag. If you were trying to make me feel bad because I was chunky and no one wanted to have sex...read more

Dr. Conrad Murray sentenced to 4 years in jail

Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to 4 years in jail today, the max allowed, for his part in the death of Michael Jackson. Which seems like a lot since he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. "Involuntary". It's not like he was trying to kill Michael Jackson. Sometimes emaciated drug addicts just die, ya know. No one knows why but they do. (source = usa today)read more

You can buy Michael Jacksons deathbed

Michael Jacksons mansion in Holmby Hills and pretty much everything in it are going up for auction next month, including the bed that he died and probably molested kids in, presumably with new sheets. They should throw in a showerhead from the Penn State locker room and make it a theme. (source = the ap, and heres a list from the auction house of whats for sale)read more

Dr. Conrad Murray found guilty of manslaughter

Michael Jacksons personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty today on one count of involuntary manslaughter after Jackson overdosed on a combination of drugs, notably the highly controlled anesthetic propofol, that were administered by Murray. E! says... Murray faces up to four years in state prison and the loss of his medical license, although a recent rule adopted in the state of California could result in...read more

Christina Aguilera has still got it

Christina Aguilera performed at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales on Saturday... and she wore this. And looked like this. Who would have guessed that, between Jackson and Aguilera, Jackson would be the one aging better. (image source = getty and wenn)read more

Chris Brown was banned from England

Chris Brown was expected to perform at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in England on Saturday, but he was denied a work visa due to the assault conviction he got after beating up Rihanna. Another red flag was that his stated purpose was to honor someone who got little boys drunk and sodomized them. (wonderwall)read more