Macaulay Culkin Defends 22 Year Age Gap Love With Michael Jackson

January 16, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Have any of you seen the Dark British Web series on Netflix called Age Gap Love? It’s about old people fucking young people. Uh oh. Macaulay Culkin is standing right behind me isn’t he. Yikes. Like Culkin after spending the night... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Getting His Own “Surviving R. Kelly” Special

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Don’t, for a second, believe that just because Ariel Winter lost weight that all is right in the world again. R. Kelly is still at large and Michael Jackson is channeling his displeasure from the afterlife after finding out... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Wanted To Be James Bond Very Badly

October 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Idris Elba is in the corner of a lowly lit room somewhere in Shoreditch slow dancing with the recently realized reality that America was ready for a black president, but not a black James Bond. But, according to a... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Posts Cute Spit Swapping Pic With MJ

August 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine... READ MORE

Neverland Back On The Market

March 3, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Neverland Ranch is perhaps the greatest bachelor pad of all time, assuming the bachelor is a serial gay pedophile. The firm that bought it just slashed the price from 100 million to 67 million. If you have that... READ MORE

Michael Jackson TV Movie With White Jacko Canceled Last Minute

January 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's possible the British channel who hired super white Joseph Fiennes to portray Michael Jackson in a short made for TV spoof never intended to air the piece. This reeks of pure stunt. T READ MORE

White Michael Jackson Sickens Paris

January 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There remains a not large, but not insignificant Michael Jackson fan base of largely heavyset women who idolized Jackson in his life, and beatified him in his death. Those very same hordes went ballistic when it was announced the... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Moves Into Michael Jackson’s House

September 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Paris Jackson has moved into the guesthouse of her dead gay pedophile father's old Encino mansion. It's common to leave the house at 18, just not into a 10,000 square foot mansion with kiddy porn hidden in the walls.... READ MORE

Michael Jackson’s Boy Tributes Michael Jackson The Way Michael Jackson Used to Tribute Boys

August 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Prince Jackson capped off a day of people who ignore the ugly truth celebrating what would've been Michael Jackson's 58th birthday with a poetic tribute to his dad on Instagram. If anybody should be able to pretend Michael Jackson... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Outed Posthumously

July 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The guy who administered Michael Jackson's fatal dose of pain killers is calling out Jackson as a pedophile. Conrad Murray did two years for executing Jackson by way of administering hardcore sleepy time opiates then leaving the room to... READ MORE