T.I. Pisses Off The Ladies And Shit Around The Web

Rapper T.I. got women across the country's collective panties in a bunch when he said there shouldn't be a woman president because bitches be crazy. Even Oprah threw her considerable weight behind condemning him. I wouldn't mess with Hillary if I was him. That bitch is way more gangsta than T.I. Read all about T.I's opinions on a mentruating commander-in-chief. (TMZ) Bryana Holly has some big 'ol titties, y'all. I...read more

The Oprah Will Piss Now

Some random guy was just chilling in his blog office late last Thursday when an unknown woman knocked on his door and announced: "I have Oprah and she really has to pee.Can she use your bathroom?" This supplicanthappened to be Ava DuVurnay, the director of Selma. Sheand Oprah were out getting shitfaced prior to their Oscar snub. The guy whipped open the door as Oprah called for her rose petal throwersto illuminate a...read more

Tyler Perry Hooks Up Oprah

Straight as Cupid's arrowTyler Perry threw a Christening for his three month old manually conceived son and gave him three Godparents including Oprah and some old guy and I think dead Rock Hudson. It's unclearif Oprah is in Perry's trifecta of trustworthy adults or if there's some marketing at play. That being said if you have a chance to have your kid UPSedto Oprah once you bite the dust just put a gun in your mouth...read more

Oprah Told Lindsay Lohan To 'Cut The Bullshit' (VIDEO)

In the first full trailer for Queen Oprah's ultimate spin machine ‘docu-series', Lindsay, the former talk show host and current network head learns what everyone already knew about Lindsay Lohan – that she's a spoiled, misguided, arrogant has-been. But Oprah thinks that the actress deserves yet another chance, because there's a huge chunk of the public that loves watching a former child star continuously trip over her...read more

Jenna Jameson Is Doing Porn Again For Her Kids

On Sunday night, OWN will air the show "Oprah: Where Are They Now?" so Oprah Winfrey can ask Tori Spelling, Sully Sullenberger and Jenna Jameson about how boring their lives have been since Oprah last interviewed them. Jenna will probably talk about her book and maybe her divorce from Tito Ortiz, and probably the promise that she made to her children five years ago, when she retired from the porn industry and vowed...read more

Lamar Odom Is Willing To Let Oprah Save His Ass

As Lamar Odom continues to try to keep his marriage with Khloe Kardashian together for the sake of the giant paychecks they receive from E! for their reality series, he also reportedly believes that there's a snowball's chance in Los Angeles that another NBA team would give him a shot again after he spent most of the last two months either smoking crack or denying it. But now TMZ reports that the always opportunistic...read more

Lindsay Lohan Admitted What We Already Knew To Oprah (VIDEO)

Lindsay Lohan's interview with Oprah Winfrey finally aired last night on OWN, and this is just a wild guess, but I assume that the $2 million she was paid for it has already been blown. That's because Lindsay finally admitted that she was an addict, hooked on alcohol, cocaine and Adderall, and if everything that movies and TLC shows have taught me about addiction is true, she was probably offering Oprah's...read more

Oprah Lied, Switzerland Died

I wouldn't fuck with Oprah. She's big and rich and vindictive. But, somebody has got to speak truth to fat power and that somebody is the anonymous store clerk from the Swiss store where Oprah claims she was the victim of vile designer handbag racism. 'I wasn't sure what I should present to her when she came in on the afternoon of Saturday July 20 so I showed her some bags from the Jennifer Aniston collection. It is...read more

Here's the Chick Who Wouldn't Sell Oprah A Fucking Purse

The Swiss Paula Deen, the woman who wouldn't show Oprah Winfrey the expensive purses in her Zurich store, has finally been exposed. Meh, I couldn't be bothered to look up her actual name, but suffice it to say, she's a cross between Bull Connor and the plantation owner played by Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained. Our long international nightmare is over. In typical Swiss fashion, everybody in the entire country of...read more

Rae Dawn Chong Calls Oprah a Field N***er

This entire audio tape is rather shocking. First, who knew that Rae Dawn Chong was still alive? Well, she is. And she's complimenting Oprah by saying how amazing it is that such an unattractive fat black woman has been able to accomplish what she did. Back in the day Oprah would've been lucky to be picking cotton and raped by the Master's blind son. Wow. High school girls bathroom (from what I'm told). Both these...read more

Oprah Is Giving Lindsay Lohan A TV Show

Lindsay Lohan's "people" were claiming as recently as last week that as soon as she gets out of this latest rehab stint, she wants to move somewhere off the grid and focus on remaining sober and keeping out of the public eye. Of course, that will never, ever, never-ever-ever-ever happen, because as soon as she smells a Parliament Light, she'll probably be on the first pilot's lap back to Los Angeles. But now there's a...read more

Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn't.

Oprah Winfrey has everyone kissing her ass again today thanks to a planted story on Page Six, which got picked up by AOL and the Huffington Post and others, except now the headline says, "Oprah Feeds Homeless Man Dinner, Gives Him A Fat Wad Of Cash." A homeless man named Eddie saw Oprah Winfrey eating dinner on the patio of Scarpetta in Beverly Hills recently. Eddie asked her for a bowl of soup, (but) the media mogul...read more

being around Rosie O'Donnell is a nightmarish hell

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members the freedom to tell The Daily Beast what a miserable cunt she is. ...staffers were very upset when O'Donnell clashed with Winfrey's longtime director Joe Terry. People...read more

Oprah gives terrible baby presents

Oprah Winfrey has sent a gift to Beyonce and Jay Z for their new baby girl; a trunk full of children's books. In other words, a giant ugly black thing filled with simple messages from someone who isn't actually good at anything but wants lots of money anyway. It'll be just like having the real Oprah right there in the room!read more

OJ did or did not confess his murders to Oprah

Oprah Winfrey said last week that she was determined to interview OJ Simpson and get him to finally confess that he murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman on June 12, 1994. Well that was easy. According to the National Enquirer, the interview is set to be filmed after Simpson confessed he killed the pair in self-defense to a producer from inside prison. "He told the producer: 'Tell Oprah that yes, I did it. I killed...read more