Oprah Lied, Switzerland Died

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t fuck with Oprah. She’s big and rich and vindictive. But, somebody has got to speak truth to fat power and that somebody is the anonymous store clerk from the Swiss store where Oprah claims she was the victim of vile designer handbag racism. ‘I wasn’t sure what I should present to her when […]


Here’s the Chick Who Wouldn’t Sell Oprah A Fucking Purse

August 13, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Swiss Paula Deen, the woman who wouldn’t show Oprah Winfrey the expensive purses in her Zurich store, has finally been exposed. Meh, I couldn’t be bothered to look up her actual name, but suffice it to say, she’s a cross between Bull Connor and the plantation owner played by Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained. […]


Rae Dawn Chong Calls Oprah a Field N***er

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This entire audio tape is rather shocking. First, who knew that Rae Dawn Chong was still alive? Well, she is. And she’s complimenting Oprah by saying how amazing it is that such an unattractive fat black woman has been able to accomplish what she did. Back in the day Oprah would’ve been lucky to be […]


Oprah Is Giving Lindsay Lohan A TV Show

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan‘s “people” were claiming as recently as last week that as soon as she gets out of this latest rehab stint, she wants to move somewhere off the grid and focus on remaining sober and keeping out of the public eye. Of course, that will never, ever, never-ever-ever-ever happen, because as soon as she […]


Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn’t.

April 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey has everyone kissing her ass again today thanks to a planted story on Page Six, which got picked up by AOL and the Huffington Post and others, except now the headline says, “Oprah Feeds Homeless Man Dinner, Gives Him A Fat Wad Of Cash.” A homeless man named Eddie saw Oprah Winfrey eating […]


being around Rosie O’Donnell is a nightmarish hell

March 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O’Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members the freedom to tell The Daily Beast what a miserable cunt she is. …staffers were very […]


Oprah gives terrible baby presents

January 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey has sent a gift to Beyonce and Jay Z for their new baby girl; a trunk full of children’s books. In other words, a giant ugly black thing filled with simple messages from someone who isn’t actually good at anything but wants lots of money anyway. It’ll be just like having the real […]

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