Oprah Lied, Switzerland Died

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t fuck with Oprah. She’s big and rich and vindictive. But, somebody has got to speak truth to fat power and that somebody is the anonymous store clerk from the Swiss store where Oprah claims she was the... READ MORE

Here’s the Chick Who Wouldn’t Sell Oprah A Fucking Purse

August 13, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Swiss Paula Deen, the woman who wouldn’t show Oprah Winfrey the expensive purses in her Zurich store, has finally been exposed. Meh, I couldn’t be bothered to look up her actual name, but suffice it to say, she’s... READ MORE

Rae Dawn Chong Calls Oprah a Field N***er

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This entire audio tape is rather shocking. First, who knew that Rae Dawn Chong was still alive? Well, she is. And she’s complimenting Oprah by saying how amazing it is that such an unattractive fat black woman has been... READ MORE

Oprah Is Giving Lindsay Lohan A TV Show

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan‘s “people” were claiming as recently as last week that as soon as she gets out of this latest rehab stint, she wants to move somewhere off the grid and focus on remaining sober and keeping out of... READ MORE

Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn’t.

April 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey has everyone kissing her ass again today thanks to a planted story on Page Six, which got picked up by AOL and the Huffington Post and others, except now the headline says, “Oprah Feeds Homeless Man Dinner,... READ MORE

being around Rosie O’Donnell is a nightmarish hell

March 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O’Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members... READ MORE

Oprah gives terrible baby presents

January 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey has sent a gift to Beyonce and Jay Z for their new baby girl; a trunk full of children’s books. In other words, a giant ugly black thing filled with simple messages from someone who isn’t actually... READ MORE