Pete Davidson is everyone’s go-to guy when you want to be let down. Having a great day? Just remembering that he even exists is enough to send that great day you were having straight to the dumps. And then... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is herpes. Every time we attempt to forget, it flares up again. His most notable achievement is being known as the one that got away from Ariana Grande unscathed, RIP Mac Miller. I’m not sure what Davidson... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is having a meltdown - one that I’m not personally sympathetic too, but a meltdown no less - and the way the public is being forced to engage with this downward spiral should go down in sociology... READ MORE

This weekend ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davison posted something suicide-y that was just an average Tuesday for a suicidal Slenderman-worshiping tween Tumblr girl, but because he's Pete Davidson - known national treasure -... READ MORE

Though the real mystery today is what the hell is going on with that guy who used to date Ariana Grande's hair. Ugh what is his NAME? Ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pablo Davenport was... READ MORE

  Not to be confused with Demi Lovato’s new song, “Thank U, Snacks.” A lack of self-worth stemming from being raised in an Appalachian meth den storage shed has left me with the inability to compliment others, or to... READ MORE

  Ugly ass some of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande split up one week ago, and already Davidson is on his post-split bullshit tour. Just like he reported Grande did with... READ MORE

  Now laughing friends deride. Tears I cannot hide. So I smile and say: ‘When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your butthole eyes.’ According to TMZ, ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson... READ MORE

  Ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson is approaching interviews with all the candor of someone mixing PCP with Everclear. Coincidence? Look into those butthole eyes and decide for yourself. It turns out that a self-absorbed... READ MORE

"Any time we're intimate, I'm always apologizing and saying thank you. I swear to God. I'm like, you're awesome for doing this, thank you so much." READ MORE