Monday headlines, with magic heroes and bikinis!

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2 - basically broke every major box office record there is this weekend, including 'first midnight showing' ($43.5M), 'opening day' ($92.1M), 'weekend: domestic' ($168.5M), 'weekend: worldwide' ($475.5M), and 'most malleable fanbase'. (mojo) CASH CAB - is that game show where a taxi driver asks real customers trivia questions during their ride, and a producer for the Canadian...read more

Wednesday headlines, with naked Daisy Lowe

ED NORTON - is in talks to play the villain opposite Jeremy Renner in 'the Bourne Legacy', the new run of Jason Bourne movies that don't have Jason Bourne in them. I would just call them Harry Potter movies, since apparently you can just call your movie whatever the hell you want these days. (vulture) SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS - premiered it's first trailer today, and you'll be happy to see it's got plenty of...

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Crystal Harris is a complete bitch

It's hardly surprising that a 25-year-old model had ulterior motives when she got engaged to an 85-year-old media baron, but what is surprising is how far Crystal Harris was planning to go when it came to using Hugh Hefner (who, as you can tell by what would have been next months cover, had no idea what was coming). Not only did she call off her engagement the same day that she released the first single off her debut...

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Bridget Marquardt is a bikini model

Playboy and Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquardt posed for a new bikini photo shoot in Marina del Rey today, and she doesn't look that great or anything but I still like these because they were taken at the Ritz Carlton and I used to work there (way too many details about that in the Britney bikini posts here and here and here). One time Cameron Diaz was there for some press thing and an area was blocked off and...

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Karina Smirnoff is naked in Playboy, trouble

It was definitely surprising when Hugh Hefner went on twitter yesterday and announced that Karina Smirnoff, who has been on Dancing With The Stars for 9 seasons, would be naked in the May issue of Playboy. He's 400 years old. How the hell does he know how to tweet? But it's true, both things, and it seems like Karina didn't really think this through. Popeater says... "If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing...

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JWoww wants to pose for Playboy again

Back in September, JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose fully naked in Playboy. Amazingly, and I say that because I assume she's kind of slutty, she turned it down. But not for good, as it turns out. E! says... "...I do feel like it's a strong thing for women to do. And as long as they cover up certain parts, I'm good," she laughed. "We have to cover up the vajajay cooka. And then it's like, Why not? You see my boobs...

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Julri Waters is here to help

This isn't actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here). Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed. The pictures of...read more

inviting Kelly Brook to parties is a good idea

Kelly Brook was at the Playboy Energy Drink launch at the Funky Buddha in London last night in this fantastically tight dress, and apparently she got a short hair cut at some point. And, I'm as shocked as anyone, but HOLY SHIT does she look good. Girls always - ALWAYS - look better with long hair, but she looks great like this too. Of course, it's Kelly Brook. Going from long hair to short on her is like going from a...

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Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn

The new Us magazine says that Justin Timberlake banged Olivia Munn for three straight days this past September, and who could blame him for that, except of course his girlfriend Jessica Biel. Who probably, instead of congratulating him, will get all whiny about it. Timberlake, 29, and Munn, 30, first met at a Sept. 26 MySpace event. After exchanging numbers, he "started chasing her immediately," says an insider. Munn...

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its Playmates trying on sexy costumes

Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn't really read the fine print because I have a 100 degree fever today. Tell them to stop spinning around so I can whack off to one.read more

Arianny Celeste is naked in Playboy

Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can't tell because you're reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that. This girl is just perfect, and she's actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog. Her...read more

JWoww is making a fortune off Playboy

Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says… There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We've also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show. ...negotiations began at $200,000...

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JWoww is posing for Playboy

It can't really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with 'Jersey Shore' star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we're talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I'm optimistic. E! says... "Final offer is standing," JWoww told me just the other day. "Hopefully, it will go through." When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, "Winter." In other words, it's...

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Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it's 25, but it's 7. The other ones aren't new. Don't worry about... look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having taken. She tells Harpers Bazaar (via the Huffington Post)... "I'm sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable," she remembers, though at...

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Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER LOPEZ - was too big a bitch for 'American Idol' to deal with, and now she's tweeting pictures of her diamonds to… um, prove it, I guess. NOTE TO...read more