Farrah Fawcett has (passed away)

June 25, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this... READ MORE

I apologize

June 19, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday I was throwing a little hissy fit because I thought Playboy was running an old Olivia Munn picture on their July cover, but today they have her pictures online and OH MY FUCKING GOD she looks terrific. She’s... READ MORE

Playboy is deceptive

June 18, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Nerds love G4 Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn even more than they love debating who would win in a fight, Joss Whedon or JJ Abrahms. They even love her more than they love Yoda, and make no... READ MORE

What an amazing achievement

May 15, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

America isn’t as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the... READ MORE

very important site news

May 7, 2009 | naked | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re the kind of person who enjoys resetting passwords, brace yourself because you may come in your pants when I tell you the big news.  One of the reasons we moved some things around last week was because... READ MORE

Victoria Principal will shoot your ass

May 5, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

This will fit in nicely with the Sex Symbols of Yesterday theme we’ve had lately because earlier today Victoria Principal filed a lawsuit against her maid, claiming the woman threatened her, kidnaped her dog, damaged her property and assaulted... READ MORE

the island of misfit whores

February 2, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What in the hell is going on at Playboy?  They had their SuperBowl party yesterday, and there was literally not one painted girl that I would have sex with.  Not one.  And you need to know that I dated... READ MORE



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