By Lex May 16, 2014 @ 1:44 PM
Everybody looks better out of focus. With a right sun flare, I resemble the god Apollo in my Christian Mingle dating profile. Roise Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t much blur to look like the hot girl with the bald guy from The Transporter. But they put her slightly out of focus anyhow. That’s called art. Though not art enough that she’s willing to show her tits. So bad art.
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By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 2:37 PM
Jason Statham left his girlfriend alone for just five minutes and look what the hell happened. The dude hasn’t been more than six inches from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley since they started dating a couple years back. He’s forced his body to consume its own waste so that he’d never have to take a bathroom break from that permanent arm clamp he keeps around her neck like a truly confident bald man. Now he finally let his guard down and his girlfriend’s tit is hanging out in the cold London night. I bet he kicks a lot of Filipinos in the face for this.
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By Lex November 05, 2013 @ 11:58 AM
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By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 12:40 PM
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By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 1:00 PM
I’m wrong about most things, but after the fact, I usually can make sense of why I was so wrong. I never expected Jason Statham to still be bumping uglies with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this far down the line. Jason is a rather over-protective dude. And an action film star. These guys are notorious for believing their own bad-assery. Possessive self-deluded guys and models who every guy in the world is trying to nail usually make for an explosive mix. Somebody ends up dead or in jail or dead in jail. This is why they invented restraining orders and nasty breakups after three to six months. I’m not sure what’s going on with Jason and Rosie. Maybe he’s keeping her parents hostage somewhere.
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