By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 2:37 PM
Jason Statham left his girlfriend alone for just five minutes and look what the hell happened. The dude hasn’t been more than six inches from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley since they started dating a couple years back. He’s forced his body to consume its own waste so that he’d never have to take a bathroom break from that permanent arm clamp he keeps around her neck like a truly confident bald man. Now he finally let his guard down and his girlfriend’s tit is hanging out in the cold London night. I bet he kicks a lot of Filipinos in the face for this.
Photo Credit: PCN
By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 12:40 PM
Photo Credit: Marks & Spencer
By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 1:00 PM
I’m wrong about most things, but after the fact, I usually can make sense of why I was so wrong. I never expected Jason Statham to still be bumping uglies with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this far down the line. Jason is a rather over-protective dude. And an action film star. These guys are notorious for believing their own bad-assery. Possessive self-deluded guys and models who every guy in the world is trying to nail usually make for an explosive mix. Somebody ends up dead or in jail or dead in jail. This is why they invented restraining orders and nasty breakups after three to six months. I’m not sure what’s going on with Jason and Rosie. Maybe he’s keeping her parents hostage somewhere.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 4:07 PM
ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life)
BEYONCE – lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her ‘Destinys Child’ bandmate Michelle Williams was quick to defend her because of the crowd, possible echoes, and the enormity of the moment. Also because Beyonce sucks and needs everything filtered through a super computer that could make Stephen Hawking sound like Michael Crawford. (fox news)
‘THE CANYONS’ – has now been rejected by the Sundance Film Festival and SXSW, meaning that even the promise of Lindsay Lohan doing fully naked sex scenes can’t get them a release date. Maybe they should change their approach and say Lindsay isn’t naked after all, and you never see her saggy freckled tits even once, and replacing all her scenes with this Kate Upton gif. (hollywood reporter)
GREGORY MATTHEW BRUNI – was arrested in North Fort Myers, Florida, for taking his clothes off, breaking into a strangers home, masturbating, and taking a shit on the floor twice. Of course if the cops could explain how he’s supposed to masturbate and shit on the floor with his clothes on, I’d love to hear it. (huff post)
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY – is hot. I think. Or maybe not. Sometimes, like here, she looks great, but in real life it’s hard to tell. Especially since she got new drapes. What are those fucking things, lead? (marks and spencer lingerie photoshoot spring 2013)
By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 5:39 PM
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just one of the many celebrities who love Christian Louboutin shoes. The bad news is that celebrities are about the only people who can afford them, since they sell for about $700 a pair. The good news is that Rosie has some practical advice for the rest of us.
“If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week. It’s worth it girls. It is really worth it!”
It better be, because at a dollar a week it would be 14 years before you could buy a pair. You ever wonder why things like pop-tarts have directions on the box? It’s because of girls like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
(image source of rosie at the burberry store in beverly hills = getty and wenn)
By brendon November 04, 2011 @ 1:53 PM
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went to a party for Christian Louboutin at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night wearing these super tight leather pants. And yet when I asked her if I could borrow some last weekend she said she didn’t have any. Ok, fine, I see how it is. Two can play this little game.
(source = fame)