Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Braless Aroma

If you've ever thought to yourself I'd like to smell like a pale chick in a slip, I've got the fragrance for you. Rosie for Autograph. I have no idea what that means. Only that it will make you smell like lilac and isopropyl alcohol rather than Jason Statham jizz and Mayfairs. You can't put a price on that. Though if you did, it'd be $70. It seems nonsensical but for the millions celebrities rake in on this crap. more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Isn't Wearing Much

Everybody looks better out of focus. With a right sun flare, I resemble the god Apollo in my Christian Mingle dating profile. Roise Huntington-Whiteley doesn't much blur to look like the hot girl with the bald guy from The Transporter. But they put her slightly out of focus anyhow. That's called art. Though not art enough that she's willing to show her tits. So bad art. Photo Credit: Vogue Germanyread more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has A Nip Slip

Jason Statham left his girlfriend alone for just five minutes and look what the hell happened. The dude hasn't been more than six inches from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley since they started dating a couple years back. He's forced his body to consume its own waste so that he'd never have to take a bathroom break from that permanent arm clamp he keeps around her neck like a truly confident bald man. Now he finally let more

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Lingerie For Marks & Spencer

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini

I'm wrong about most things, but after the fact, I usually can make sense of why I was so wrong. I never expected Jason Statham to still be bumping uglies with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this far down the line. Jason is a rather over-protective dude. And an action film star. These guys are notorious for believing their own bad-assery. Possessive self-deluded guys and models who every guy in the world is trying more

Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I'm not even sure if that's what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life) BEYONCE - lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her 'Destinys Child' bandmate Michelle Williams was quick to defend her because of the crowd, possible echoes, more

Rosie Whiteley is not so great at math

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just one of the many celebrities who love Christian Louboutin shoes. The bad news is that celebrities are about the only people who can afford them, since they sell for about $700 a pair. The good news is that Rosie has some practical advice for the rest of us. "If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week. It's worth it girls. It is really worth it!" It better be, because at more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wore tight pants

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went to a party for Christian Louboutin at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night wearing these super tight leather pants. And yet when I asked her if I could borrow some last weekend she said she didn't have any. Ok, fine, I see how it is. Two can play this little game. (source = fame)read more

Rosise Huntington Whiteley is tricky

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was at a launch party for Vertu in Milan yesterday, and on a very much related note if I ever meet some guy and he says, "I invented that fabric that makes it seem like you should be able to see a girls tits through it but you can't no mater how long you stare", I'm gonna kick him right in his balls. That stuff is bullshit. (image source = getty)read more

Megan Fox is box office gold

'Transformers: Dark of the Moon', has been out for 8 full days now, and it's still doing incredible business, unless of course you compare it to 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'. At this point, 'Fallen' had made $239 million at the box office, while 'Dark of the Moon' now sits at $198. That's a drop of around $41 million. It would be overly simplistic to say this is all because Megan Fox was replaced by more

'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'

No doubt fueled by it's juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he "moved on to something better" or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was "mean"), ‘Transformers 3' had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition. Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2', the one with Megan Fox, in which case it's an embarrassing failure. E! more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is baffling

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stopped by the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday to promote 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon', and you could say that no one has ever looked better in a backless top. You'd be wrong but you could say it. Because saying things is easy. The reality is she's almost ugly. The good news is she wore sunglasses that covered half her face. The bad news is she only had one pair. (image source more

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here's a comprehensive recap: 1. 'Twilight' won everything. 2. I asked, "who the fuck is that," a lot. 3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny. See ya next year, everybody! (image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)read more