Russell Brand Raising Baby Gender Neutral

Russell Brand intends to raise his new baby gender neutral, without all those horrid expectations of boys or girls put upon them solely by society. Is that a vagina? No, it's a social construct. Same reason you can't throw a spiral. Tackle me and I will cry. No, I'm not a... read more

Russell Brand Honored As Idiot

Russell Brand received an award for saying unnecessarily stupid shit from the Plain English Campaign, a British organization which advocates the use of normal language over complex jargon which often means nothing and confuses the dumb. Each year the association... read more

Russell Brand Wrestles With Truth

Russell Brand addressed the casual speculation and educated guesses that he simply has to be gay.Brand broke up with his girlfriend and took the opportunity to expound on his sexuality. It's not that anyone gives a fuck but sometimes you want to hear someone say it so... read more

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If Russell Brand Is Mayor, What's the City?

Russell Brand is reportedly mulling over a run for mayor of London. It's unclear if he will be widely considered intelligent in a land where everyone else has the same ridiculous accent that makes them seem smart for precisely one sentence. Brand is essentially that... read more

Katty Perry Didn't Want To Have Russell Brand's Womb Ferrets (VIDEO)

Katy Perry finally revealed the true reason why she and human hard-on Russell Brand split up: he wanted to fill her with a baby. It seems that the prancing Limey really wants to be a father. Katy just wasn't ready to have kids because there are too many insipid... read more

Russell Brand Kicked Out Of Awards Show

The former Mr. Katy Perry, Russell Brand, was kicked out of the GQ Men of the Year Awards for gettin all political.I didn't even know GQ had awards. I thought they just printed ads with homosexual models wearing overpriced clothes. Instead of just thanking his fans and... read more

Islamists Declare A Jihad On Russell Brand

Russell Brand had to cancel his tour dates in the Middle East over concerns for his safety. You might remember Brand from such films as Forgetting Sarah Marshall or as the dude who used to fuck Katy Perry. Russell was planning on playing in Abu Dhabi and Lebanon on his ... read more

Russell Brand Destroyed Some MSNBC Hosts (VIDEO)

Cable news is probably one of the worst things in the world, behind cancer and blog posts about things that remind you of the 90s, and that's why we're lucky, for once, to have a guy like Russell Brand fuck with the system. Brand was on Morning Joe on Monday to talk... read more

Russell Brand Is Still Talking About Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Russell Brand knew each other for a little more than a year before they got married in 2010, and they'd been married a little more than one year before they filed for divorce in 2011. So it's safe to say that neither of them is in much of a position to... read more

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can you spare some change for Russell Brand

Russell Brand went to an AA meeting in West Hollywood today, and looked every bit the part in his sandals and scruffy layers of clothes. Then he left and drove off in a brand new Infiniti SUV. "What the fuck," several confused bums could be heard yelling. (image source =... read more

Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry. Apparently.

According to AOL and the Huffington Post, Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry during his monologue at the MTV Movie Awards, with exclamation marks thankfully included to indicate the things that are supposed to be jokes. Brand also made jokes about his short-lived marriage... read more

Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back

Katy Perry married Russell Brand in India of October of 2010, then filed for divorce in America fourteen months later. But then she went back to India earlier this month, and according to Us magazine and some snitch who can't keep a secret, that made her all sentimental... read more