11.28.2011 wtf are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes looking at

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been dating for a few months now, and this weekend they were in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and they had dinner at the Eiffel Tower and Ryan bought Eva a rose. What I’m trying to say is that Ryan Gosling fucked Eva Mendes this weekend, a lot.

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09.21.2011 Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are in love!!!

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling went on another date this week, this time at the Griffith Park Observatory in Hollywood before hiking down the hill to Evas house. Sounds romantic. “Hey Eva, I know you have a $2,000 purse and platform sandals, but how about we go down that sunbaked dusty trail and breathe in all the dirt we kick up, then crawl through some sticker bushes filled with rattlesnakes?”

This Ryan is one smooth operator.

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12.11.2007 THIS IS GROSS

"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere broke up with her boyfriend about 6 months ago and since then she has been rumored to be crushing on co-star Milo Ventimiglia, who used to date (and allegedly smack around) his former "Gilmore Girls" co-star Alexis Bledel.  But now, the New York Daily News says that Hayden may be on the market again, and was seen with Ryan Gosling (who recently separated from Rachel McAdams) over the weekend.  Did anyone follow all that?  Jesus these people are all whores.

Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. "They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers," said an onlooker.

Whatever.  This is probably nothing but what is something is how annoying Milo Ventimiglia is.  "Heroes" is almost impossible to watch because of that thing he does with his lip when he talks is.  This thing.  It's like watching Popeye or a ventriloquist.  Even if he was talking to me, he's talking out of the side of his mouth, so it looks like he's talking to someone else.  He and I could be making fun of someone, and he could call someone a jackass, and I'd punch him right in his stupid face because I would think he was whispering to the person next to him that I was a jackass.  At best, our conversation would be ten minutes of, "what?  Me?  Oh … wait what, did you … what?  Oh … me?  Oh I thought  … huh…"


10.24.2007 FATTY GOT TOO FAT

Last week, Ryan Gosling walked away from a starring role in Peter Jacksons next movie, "The Lovely Bones".  He was quickly replaced by Mark Wahlberg and the ubiquitous "creative differences" was cited as the only reason for the change.  And according to Us magazine, "creative differences" means Gosling wanted to eat ice cream with a shovel and the director disagreed.

A source tells Us Gosling “was fired" because "he just gained too much weight!"
A second insider says, "He ate grilled cheese every day." But pigging out wasnt his only sin.
Adds the source: "He drove the hair and wardrobe crew crazy." The loss
would seem particularly bitter for Gosling, who told reporters last month
that The Lovely Bones "is a totally unique story."
A DreamWorks rep tells Us, "We have huge respect for Ryan's work. It was truly a case of creative differences, plain and simple."

IMDB describes the movie like this: "A young girl who was brutally raped and murdered, watches the effects of her death on her family from Heaven, as her parents drift apart, her father becomes obsessed with vengeance and her sister grows into the woman she would never be."  Ryan was supposed to be the father.  I guess on his script it said, "…her father becomes obsessed with vengeance pie eating contests at the lumberjack olympics".  To be fair, that would be a pretty good movie too. 


04.11.2007 RACHEL MCADAMS IS GETTING MARRIED?

Us.com says that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are planning a secret wedding, and it may happen as soon as this summer.  The two have been dating for almost 3 years.  Us says:

A source close to McAdams tells Us Weekly, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."  But the couple "want to avoid the press. So they agreed to get engaged and married on the same day - and won't allow their families to talk about it."

Then Us adds:

Both McAdams, 30, and Gosling, 26, were born in St. Joseph's hospital in London, Ontario, and grew up near one another but didn't meet until they both starred in 2004's The Notebook.  

Which might be one of the cutest Hollywood couple stories I've ever heard.  I guess a cute hook like that is a pretty good way to get hot chicks.  Just between me and you, a gun works pretty good too.