Ryan Lochte Suicidal For Rio Forgiveness

June 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ryan Lochte details the fragile state he was left in after his high-profile police arrest at the Rio Olympics in the new ESPN. The accompanying photoshoot shows Lochte cozying up to the pregnant white Laverne Cox. Lochte's redemption parade... READ MORE

ABC Reenacts That Moment Nothing Happened to Ryan Lochte (VIDEO)

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

ABC hit the jackpot with Dancing with the Stars where they get to pay next to nothing in Hollywood terms for D-list celebrities to bedazzle their bodies and foxtrot with heavily made-up midgets who were not attractive enough to... READ MORE

Ryan Lochte Prone To Exaggeration

August 24, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Four years ago, following the London Olympics, Ryan Locthe reportedly lied about bedbugs in his hotel suite so he could move to a hotel closer to the bars he wanted to go to. That might mean you're an alcoholic... READ MORE

Lochte Loses Speedo

August 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Speedo pulled out of Lochte. That's a huge blow for a swimmer because you've got Speedo, pool crabs disinfectants and goggles. If your goal is to be a full-time professional swimmer, and why not because real jobs suck and... READ MORE

Matt Nailed Ryan Lochte, I Nailed Amber Heard in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #57

August 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast we discuss the aforementioned Lochte and Heard victories and defeats depending on your point of view, the bogus sex story claiming porn is making teen boys dicks soft, Kurt Metzger... READ MORE

US Swimmers Officially Disgraced

August 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Everyone's a rebel without a cause when they're making up the story on the spot. 

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Ryan Lochte And Friends Lied

August 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mounting evidence shows Ryan Lochte and his nerd herd of swimmer buddies lied about being robbed in Rio, most likely to prolong the six minutes per leap year when anyone gives a shit about them. READ MORE

Ryan Lochte Stupid Or Liar

August 16, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ryan Lochte and some of his Olympic swimmer buddies were robbed at gunpoint in Rio when fake cops pulled over their taxi, just another reason the next games should be held in Ann Arbor in an old guy's cul-de-sac.... READ MORE

Ryan Lochte Wants To Make A Sex Tape With Ray J

April 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte spills the beans on his hopes and dreams, as the star of E!’s new reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, wants everyone in America... READ MORE

afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates... READ MORE