Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough spent another day in St. Barts, diving off the front of their enormous yacht and jumping waves on a see-doo. And the sea-doo was made of gold, with pink diamonds for buttons, and then they rode around on a pegasus who was also made of gold.
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Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacation in Saint Barts this week, and today Julianne went to the beach. Don’t get too excited though because, as always, she was dull and average in every way. I had more fun just looking at the sand.
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For the first time in 15 years, NBC needs to find a new male anchor for ‘Today’, since the always likeable Matt Lauer will step down when his contract ends at the end of next year.
Among NBCs top choices to replace him is Ryan Seacrest, who, according to this mornings Hollywood Reporter, had an informal meeting with the network this week to talk about it.
The move is already controversial however because Lauer was a real journalist, something that apparently gave Todays segments about cats in Halloween costumes real credibility.
(image source of seacrest and his girlfriend julianne hough, who is boring in every way, backstage at ‘dancing with the stars’ last month = fame)
Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the weekend getting sodomized by that guy, and then blowing him, and then getting sodomized some more. She must like it! What a slut!(*) Don’t even deny it, Julianne Hough, the pictures say it all; you’re a lying no good whore!
(*) according to stuff I made up just now.
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I’ve always acknowledged that I’m the only person on earth who doesn’t think Ryan Seacrest is gay, but I assumed I wasn’t literally the only one. Now it turns out that Julianne Hough of ‘Dancing with the Stars’, the girl he’s been dating since April, had been turning him down for years because she thought he was a homo too.
When a pal asked how the two became an item, (Hough) reportedly said that Seacrest had been chasing her since she was 18.
“He totally wasn’t my type. I thought he was gay.”
“After a few years, he was persistent so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him.”
It should be noted that Seacrest is 35 and Hough is 22. So when she says he was after her at 18, she doesn’t mean when they were in high school. People will still say he’s gay, but I judge guys by the quality of kitty they hit, so according to my calculations he and I are total badasses.
I don’t watch this whole clip from last night’s American Idol, but at the very end of it Ryan Seacrest offers the guy a congratulatory high five, and the dude just ignores him. It's right after his brother guides him out of the audition room to make sure he doesn’t walk into any doors or walls. He just stands there looking straight ahead, seemingly more concerned with his fancy cane than accepting Seacrests congratulations. That guy is a real jerk!
