Kylie Jenner Graduation Party Hosted By Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jennerwhere he pretended heliked girlsand Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomasare the Hollywood equivalent of becoming a Universal Life Church minister so you can marry your buddy to his girlfriend in Laughlin before the baby shows. Only instead of fifteen bucks and a valid email address this one more

Ryan Seacrest Putting In Work

Ryan Seacrest is officially dating former Miss Teen USA Hilary Cruz. It's not a good sign when you're still talking about that at 26. Seacrest has been busy with American Idol and executive producing Caitlyn Jenner's upcoming spectacle of shameless self indulgence. Turns out you're still boring even with the snipped penis. You could convert to a jackalope and I'd beclicking past. I would like to see the ears. Cruz more

Ryan Seacrest Gets the Girl And Shit Around The Web

Ryan Seacrest was able to convince model Renee Hall to be his new arm candy. Renee now follows in the regal tradition of having a super cute rich Hollywood boyfriend who causes her to call her mom once a week in tears for reasons she can never contractually explain. You're only fooling yourself, Ryan. (TMZ) And speaking of Seacrest, American Idolhas finally been cancelled. (Huffington Post) Leanna Decker's tits more

Ryan Seacrest Isn't Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Despite the fact that we're not a bunch of idiot assholes who don't realize she's full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be "super, super small" and just feature her and Kanye West's closest friends and family members. It won't be a huge star-studded event, because these two narcissists really, honestly love each other, and not because nobody fucking likes them more

Ryan Seacrest's New Year Is Going Just Fine

After he was done having his soul sucked out of his mouth by Miley Cyrus at Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, Ryan Seacrest hopped on his plane and headed to St. Bart's with some friends so he could unwind the only way that millionaire playboys can – by surrounding himself with other wealthy men and the very attractive women that flock to them. You can try to convince everyone that Ryan is gay all you want, more

Miley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest's New Year

If you missed Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you're pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest's shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal people was pretty terrible. However, the best part of it was probably watching Miley Cyrus try to stand in one place and not look like she was the most uncomfortable person on the planet in her giant fur coat and more

Ryan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)

Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans who booed him in Denver as he subverted the manly glory of the NFL into a chance to peddle his new game show on NBC. If Peyton Manning had asked the Broncos fans to kill Ryan Seacrest, he'd now be dead and we'd be more

Ryan Seacrest Is Dating Dominique Piek Now

Ryan Seacrest used to look like this but he grew up and earned more than $200 million, so it's pretty natural that really attractive women want to have sex with him and let him spend money on them. For a while, he was dating actress Julianne Hough, but he probably saw her performance in Safe Haven and figured it was time to move on. Now he's reportedly dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Dominique Piek, more

Ryan Seacrest is the least of NBCs problems

Ryan Seacrest is one the studio hosts for NBC during their Olympic coverage, which is making professional sports reporters angry because oh fuck off stop crying. It pales in comparison to the other thing NBC is fucking up during the Olympics, which is literally everything. "Everyone in the industry is talking about what a bad move it was to include Ryan Seacrest on the NBC coverage this year," a journalist for more

The Dictator dumped Kim Jong Ils ashes on Ryan Seacrest

Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator', and apparently that rumor was true, because that's what he did. And then he dumped ashes all over Ryan Seacrest. "Part of me thought he would be up to something," Ryan said. Perhaps the part that was eye level with a gold urn that had Kim Jong Il's face painted on more

Madonna is disappointed in M.I.A, todays young people

Madonna was on Ryan Seacrests radio show this morning, and even though her entire career is based on being a "scandalous" attention whore, she thinks it's juvenile and desperate when other people do the very same thing. Madonna says her Super Bowl experience was filled with "warmth, love, and support," but when it came to M.I.A.‘s digit malfunction, (she) was not happy. "I wasn't happy about it. I understand it's more

screw you, Julianne Hough

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough spent another day in St. Barts, diving off the front of their enormous yacht and jumping waves on a see-doo. And the sea-doo was made of gold, with pink diamonds for buttons, and then they rode around on a pegasus who was also made of gold. (image source = bauer griffin)read more

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacation

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacation in Saint Barts this week, and today Julianne went to the beach. Don't get too excited though because, as always, she was dull and average in every way. I had more fun just looking at the sand. (image source = bauer griffin)read more

Ryan Seacrest might be the new Today show host

For the first time in 15 years, NBC needs to find a new male anchor for 'Today', since the always likeable Matt Lauer will step down when his contract ends at the end of next year. Among NBCs top choices to replace him is Ryan Seacrest, who, according to this mornings Hollywood Reporter, had an informal meeting with the network this week to talk about it. The move is already controversial however because Lauer was more

its Ryan Seacrests girlfriend and not Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the weekend getting sodomized by that guy, and then blowing him, and then getting sodomized some more. She must like it! What a slut!(*) Don't even deny it, Julianne Hough, the pictures say it all; you're a lying more