11.12.2009 thursday evening headlines

SHARON OSBOURNE - went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue ribbon pig at the state fair”, so I’m not sure how this is helping. (facebook)

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2 - was released Tuesday and in the first 24 hours it made $310 million. ‘The Dark Knight’ holds every Hollywood speed record, and it took that 10 days to reach 300. So I guess in hindsight that movie was a real piece of shit. (the ap)

CINDY CRAWFORD - was being extorted by a friend of her ex-nanny who claimed to have a picture of Crawfords daughter bound and gagged in a chair. The picture was taken by the nanny. The extortionist has been arrested and then deported back to his home in Germany. Where he’ll fit right in with the rest of the fetish perverts. (radar)

BLAKE LIVELY - really hates pants. She dresses like this all the time. Were her parents killed by a pair of pants or something?

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11.05.2009 sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.

But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and in less than 2 minutes you’ll get Sharon saying Susan Boyle looks like a “slapped ass”, Norton comparing her hair to a Gene Wilder wig, and Sharon saying God gave Boyle talent but then “hit her with a fuckin ugly stick”.

The youtube for all this is under the cut because Jodie Sweetin and her huge jugs were also on O and A that morning. I was gonna post the video up top and skip this picture altogether, but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.