ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 7:23 PM

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If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’.

As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he doesn’t even know how to cycle right so he doesn’t get bloated. He looks absolutely nothing like a real bodybuilder. He looks like an arena league linebacker that running backs would point at as they jog into the end zone.

(image source of johnson, wahlberg and anthony mackie = inf, bauer griffin)

The Rock has finally accepted that he’s a badass

By brendon October 07, 2010 @ 1:30 PM








A violent new red-band trailer for ‘Faster’ came out today, and finally Dwayne Johnson is punching people in the face like he should be. Maybe now we can get some decent action movies, instead of Jake Gyllenhaal prancing around the desert. Putting that sugary little treat in an action movie is like a MMA fight with basset hounds. They would both just sit there, and the winner would be decided by whoever gave the other one the fewest kisses. And it would still be more exciting than ‘Prince of Persia’.

THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS SUCKED

By brendon September 01, 2006 @ 8:07 AM

What the hell is going on this year?  I can't remember the last time ALL the award shows were this damn boring.  No whores dressing trampy, no dudes gettin drunk and fuckin everything up.  Just this nonsense.  Justin Timberlake is a big fashion icon.  So too was my archeology professor apparently, because they dress exactly alike.  I'm assuming Justins pipe and bifocals are in his pocket somewhere.   He thinks he's Indiana Jones.  T.I got confused and went dressed as a baby bottle.   When did John Legend die?  And are these the first pictures of him as an angel?  The Rock really needs to shave his head again because he looks like a damn drag queen before getting dressed up.